Chapter 1
Greetings, this is my first story book written by me. Little tip here:
You won't understand a thing about the story. In other words, whatever chapter you want you can read without an order but, remember this.................anyway,
this story is about..........well.........a nice beautiful lady and the fantasy world with faires, unicorns, mermaids, animals, magik,........yeah this is what the book knows.....
Me: *sips a glass of coke* I NEED A LIFE
Maid: you sure do
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY MAGGOT?
Maid: do you want another glass?
Me: oh yeah sure, u so kind hearted maid. i like you.
WARNING:
I DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL NOR DO I SMOKE.
Maid: ... (even tho she is telling the truth, i still hate her jokes)
