The big, fat Indian family
Are you one of the people at family reunions who doesn’t know what to do or where to sit, and all you do is eat up all the starters? Well, I am always in this position. Though nowadays I am in love with Sherlock Holmes, and like any other fan, I wish to be a great detective. I always wondered if I could be a detective and what better place to test it if not a place with so many people. So I broke down the entire evening and it was a sight not worth seeing…
It always starts with your old aunties giving their ear-to-ear smiles. Then comes the big hug where you can’t move a muscle which follows her lips coming closer to your cheeks like a torpedo and there... a big wet kiss. The main thing I have noticed is that the party is divided into four groups, the gossip aunties, the not knowing what to say, uncles, the young mothers and then the most annoying one, the competitors.
