Life in vanity
Chapter one
My background
If you want to rate the most boring life in the world,I'm sure you would see my name in the Guiness Book of Record.
Boredsome was the perfect way to describe my life,though I have family, friends, and phone but that isn't what every youth wants,what! I jumped off the bed almost falling,ha!I screamed in pain as I mistakenly hit my head on the lamp stand,I took my phone from the bed drawer which was closer to the bed,frantically I have forgotten today is the commencing of Youth retreat, thankfully I didnt forget to set my reminder and fortunately my reminder was Two hours before the retreat so she still gat two hours to prepare.
The retreat wasn't a new program it a program that happens in the middle of the year and this year own is going to be hell boring because my parents insist I should be going from home regardless of the transport fare,for crying out loud this a RETREAT not a weekly programme,one is meant to sleep for the five days program,so where the hell did my parent see their own phenomenon moreover I would be 18 in five months time which means have reached the age to be called a young adult,but they wouldn't just understand I mean my parents am sure they do see me as their little 10 years old girl or I dont even get,My mom...oh no! I didnt introduce myself.
My name is Theodore Allison,my friends call me Alice but my parents insist everyone should call me Allison,my life is boring!nothing new or special about me,just that I love been monitored by monitoring spirit "My parents", most of the time it feels very suffocating when you know that your parents are watching it pushes you in a tight corner.
My family is a family of four dad,mom,I and my little brother which means I am the first child of my parents, my parents is very religious,I mean they love every church activities,My dad is the Youth regional overseer and my mom the Regional women leader,that why my life has always been full of church activities,I.e boring in short,
We relocated to USA last two years, this would be the 5th country I would be relocating to when I clock eighteen this December 15,and that has been a big negativity in my circular life and this is because my dad is a missionary pastor,he has to move from one place to another to serve his God and I wonder why the hell he can't go by himself must he takes us everywhere he goes,moving from one environment to another is not an easy lifestyle and when you start adapting to the environment what you going to hear the next minute,Allison start packing your things we are moving to the....That what makes my life unbearable moving like a pasturer.
"Knock knock"come in" I answered..Rose entered Rose has been my birth housemaid since when I was born,she is very nice and hardworking,Allison"she called,interrupting me"Yes aunty rose,I said politely,your parents need your attention downstairs,What! I shouted, are they back from the leaders conference,I said asking no one particularly because aunty rose already left,I know this calling means I am in big trouble because it almost three hours now and I should have been in "Can someone shout halleluyah" she said using the intonation of a young pastor as she dashed out of her room in hurry😃