Party on the Golden TTTT (Thomas The Tank Train)!

The railroad of Walled Lake, Michigan,

Is filled with many trains and engines (and clean diesels)

To run on schedule for freight cars and coaches

Full of cargo, coal, and citizens

For deliveries from wheedles

Of good trains keeping their machines in the motions

2003 marked a celebration

Of two birthday lads

Who had an extravaganza

Of a tank engine themed party

At WL station

With Winnie the pug, Patchy Jr and Sr., and friends all glad

As bringing more fun bonanzas

(Stayed out of the red tank engine’s coal placer all old and dirty)

Receiving presents of DVDs and Nintendo games,

Exploring the museum of trains throughout time,

And stepping foot safely on a metal railroad, plus an engine’s and diesel’s inners,

Gave us the feel of being with Thomas, Percy, James,

And the rest of The Railway Series gang in bright sunny daytime

During especially the TTTT cake preceded by the grilled cheese, fries, and burger dinner

All gifts and two handkerchiefs blue and red

Are still owned by us

To remember this incredible highlight

Of being in and around a train shed

And locomotives like our school buses

(Cheers to the conductors and firemen on them day and night!)

Britt Allcroft was a creative wiz

For coming up with fiancée Lady

Who outstandingly added to the love billions get

From British lass conducting the show biz,

Making it feel as swell as anything Arcady

with Thomas’ + Lady’s uniqueness as flawless as corvettes

(Pug engine Percy and every other known train

Got to witness their eternal ideal romance

As sweet as any Hershey’s chocolate choo choo and candy canes

Whether hearing about it or witnessing after first glance)

Chugging along the railway behind engines,

Nicknamed Lady + Thomas,

Which is 1 of the most fascinating inventions

As profound as any Adonis,

Was cool by their colors of blue, red and yellow

Along with gold, pink and magenta

And hearing whistles rather neat like cellos

Near and far away homes by tracks as haciendas--

Neither locomotive could’ve done it perfectly

Without the other doing to full heartily

(That MrConductorFan1406 loyal artist

Would soon give the couple huger endless stardust)

Ringo Starr, George Carlin, Alex Baldwin,

And every other significant member of Britt Allcroft’s team

Deserves endless praise

For excellent creative consulting

To British stories from the country of Gromit and Wallace,

Making engines continually produce steam

(Maybe with some aid of products advertised by Billy Mays)

And forever and ever exulting!!!!!!!!!