''Afraid''
″Pastor Money″
Wouldn’t be much of a Pastor, if I didn’t address, all issues concerning the Ministry, so, I’m gone tip toe over the lil sissy thing, and being in the House of Worship, .singing, dancing, and paying well.. might I add,.....smh.....let me just say this, as long, and I repeat, .....as long as you wearing Men clothes, we good, so too all my lil sissy’s, who read my messages and are members,.....and let me add, all my good paying, lil sissy members, and we definitely know you pay well, up in this House, and I appreciate that, I do.......and if you have any problems out of the low paying, members, you just let me know.......smdh — feeling thankful......Pastor Money, .....knows, First Lady material when he sees it.....
“Midnight Hour “.
.....Pastor Money, knows most of our, sins are produced an processed, during those hours of darkness, the time when the freaks come out, those lustful moments, when you ain’t thinking bout Salvation, only thing you trying too do, is reach that climax, or get that,
'' Buzz.....then, here ya come, with the repentance plea....trying too Bargain, with our Father''
....looking over, the finance report, this morning, in my early hours after my Father, in Heaven, allowed me too rise just one more time,.....Pastor Money, know how confused you can be sometimes, you just don’t know which way too go, ....
''I feel, like I’m reading someones thoughts this morning, I feel like I’ve been assigned too this task of setting you free from confusion, oh, and I’m feeling mighty generous as well, I’m not even asking for any type of reward from anybody here on Earth, but a few of you, really confused bout, dues....I need you too....just keep paying your Tithes right, stop shucking an jiving with the House, money......don’t mean to be rude, but enough is enough, ..numbers aint adding up, per person''
I may have too cancel some tickets too the pearly gates........., Lady members, who sometimes don’t see their way through or understand why things happen the way they do...
''keep the Faith, an keep my number, on your night stand, an call me'',....if I’m available, I’ll comfort you in your time of need, otherwise, do what you been doing, before I came along''....
Pastor Money, want too ask, just one question, and I’m gone leave you alone, about it.....just answer this, for me....
''.do, you have your ticket, do you have that slip of paper that says, you can ride, this train, does your ticket say, non-refundable, does your ticket say the right destination, does your ticket also, read, one way''
.....if not, Pastor Money, can provide you with the means too obtain your seat on this glory train, this train bound for the land of milk and honey, this place the word says where the streets are lined with gold, where they say, there will be no dying there, no lying there, no sickness there, no fighting there, no weekdays, no more debt, no more, trials and tribulations....and the beauty of it all, you will meet that Man, who say.....
.''come follow me, too my Father’s House''.
Pastor Money, can remember, when he could get 5¢ back for the bottle return,....got real brilliant an just went behind the store an filled a grocery cart up,....that was before, Our Father, in Heaven, had a lil talk with me, ..... ''
Feeling relieved, just knowing their are Many Mansions, and one has my name on it''
Pastor Money, sorta like a Snitch, too the father, concerning his Sheep, who sometimes, go astray, and it’s my job, as a Shepard, too bring you back, an keep you from all danger...''
.I’m gone ALWAYS tell it....I’m gone ALWAYS, inform, our Master of your plans, an schemes .....it’s for your own good, an salvation''.
Pastor Money, gone go tell it on the Mountain today....over the Hills and everywhere........ all these spirituals songs singing ″Move my Mountain″......″Mountain moving Faith″ ″ Climbing up the Mountain″....″Going over the Mountain″..″Hide behind the Mountain″..where the chilly, winds don’t blow.....wow,......it’s very interesting, how we see, Mountains.....mounds an mounds of Mountains.....never thought about it quite this way....those Mounds.
Pastor Money, just wanna say.....''.you don’t have a problem unless you don’t have a solution too the problem.....me, I just use my connection too the Father, too ward off any Viruses any Danger, and most of all, any lil trick, Satan, puts in front of me''.
Pastor Money, knows that every Man, has his day in court.....truth gone come out, gone uncover some things,....gone get exposed, gone be tried an judged,.....just like the word says....an I ain’t, concerned, my representation, is better than, Perry Mason.
Pastor Money, knows just how easy it is too get captivated on Natural Beauty, ...''.the strongest Men, fall for the Mind an Beauty of what could probably be a Serpent, only those Men, who look beyond the fascination of the outer layers of skin, and see, what is really, right in front of you, look at Sampson, .see, Pastor Money, wanna be wrote in the Book of Judges, also...... —
Pastor Money, wanna start the year off, right.....by saying,
''I’m very conscientious about, that Old Satan, tricks,....and how he using, Fire with Fire.....too pull an tempt, me......bout worked, but I used my knee mail, too the Father too escape''
Pastor Money, wants his members too know......in Life there is no gauge, no indicator, no light flashing, no bell or whistle too let you know, times up, you running low, you on edge, you bout on empty.....those signs never appear until it’s simply too late.....but Pastor Money, is here pointing you in the right direction, leading you too, the refill area, the supply station, the surplus area, the rescue post, the place where, your tank is always full.....I’m that guiding light....to that place known too many.....City called Heaven. —....Pastor Money, can pretty much, tell who. has, Satan’s back.....and who carrying his, DNA....
''I Want good things for you, I want you too be blessed abundantly'',
″I want you too live like a, Queen, Ladies″
....and I want you too sign this form, don’t worry about reading all the blessings, just sign, your name........
″yes, and may Heaven, smile upon you″
Pastor Money, knows what you do in the Dark, will come too Light.....so, that’s why I visit places, most try too avoid, I’m only a lil light in a dark place.....Pastor Money, spends a great portion of his days on his knees, just so, you can make it in.....
″.just so you can walk them streets of Gold″
″just so you can enjoy the Land of Milk an Honey, as promised″
Pastor Money, knows the cover will be pulled off all of us, judgement day.....''
all things will be made plain, can’t hide your nakedness anymore, so gone get started early like this young, jezzabelle''
Pastor Money, got so, much work too do, so, many lost sheep, and not enough Shepard’s, to help, so, I guess I’ll go at it alone.......Ministry never closes,..open 24/7. —.....lately, Pastor Money, has been in the streets and knocking on doors, spreading the good news about the Rapture, and I see, some souls, wanna continue to stay lost.......well, that’s on you. Pastor Money, will be inviting, his heavy hitters, too a Luncheon, in appreciation of all my main player’s of the Vine.....this is by no means of disrespect too those who, support my Vision, with nickels an dimes..
I’ll have a lil cookout for you, at another time an another place, Grace an Peace,.....''
One of my members aint feeling too good, Pastor Money, is like a bottle of Father John, gotta shake the ingredients around for the medicine too actually, be chemically bonded........then before too long, you’ll be back to your old devilish ways.....something, tells, Pastor Money, no matter what scripture or verse, I quote, they not listening, right now......they aint trying to hear it........so, I look too the hills, which, cometh my help.....
''My Sermon for Today:''Afraid''
″Meat House″
What a simple, Child, I had too be, too enjoy, going too a , meat house....Saturday, morning, ....Cravens, corner of Thurmond and Northwest Blvd.....first off, my grandma, drive no faster than 36 mph, that’s speeding to her, the speedometer dial has never been past 40,...period, ....nobody, drives her car, but her, and she still adjust the seat, every trip, ....we left the house at 9am, she wanna be early, we get there about 9:30,...she gone park close too the front, put it in park, ...and give me instructions, you can either stay in the car, or you can go in with, me, and I don’t want no mess, out of you.....place smell, like somebody, feet ...country hams, hanging over my damn, head, covered in salt, and mold, got this place funked up, ..all these dudes with bloody aprons, looking like they straight out of Detention, Cherry Street , I’m standing by the door, getting air, my grandma, looking back at me, not saying a word, ....she talking with her, eyes. My grandma, knew I was a scary young child, adventurous but, scary, listen Saint’s.... I question rather, many of your are really scared of fire, I question, rather any of you are conscientious about the smell of smoke, are you even aware that, you don’t survive, eternal fire, there is no dome, of tomb, bunker, fallout shelter, hurricane shelter, tornado shelter, underground tunnel or contraption you can enter, to escape, this inferno that is promised, don’t get things twisted, with the reality TV, of doomsday prep’s, and all the ready made, vessel that can withstand, temperatures exceeding 2000 degrees, you can believe in survival of ″The End″ if you want to, I’m taking my chances, with Faith in The Word, and doing as it commands, ....every experience I’ve ever had with fire, ″fire won″ hands down, don’t matter if it was just a slight, match burn, fire won, don’t matter if it was just the touch of a hot pot on the stove, ″heat won″...so, I’m saying to you, it don’t have to be this way, if you just submit and draw your will to his will, as he drew his will to the will of the father, ...the Hebrew boys, didn’t listen, Lazarus didn’t listen, ...I’m just warning you as a friend, don’t listen to Satan, he already been kicked out one house, why would you listen to that fool, he owns ″Fire″ he is the Master, of Flame, he is the King of incineration, his primary goal is to burn your ass up, period, no exceptions, no passes, no hook-ups, no bribes, no VIP sections, no Help, no sympathy, no compassion, ...just plain old cremation....your goose is cooked, see, ya later, bye....however, if you follow the path being laid out for you, things can be much more pleasurable for your journey, so, sleep on it tonight, and get back with me.....now I close, want you give your riches to the Master and Creator of Life, don’t he deserve all the Silver and Gold that you have, of course he does, bring your offering to the Master, and go home today, and feel good knowing you done the right thing, now as the choir, comes to sing.....″Give Your Heart To The King″ —
