Magpied 2: The Pie Chase-Race (April 2022)
Act 1
So the story picks off where it was before…oh yeah, marbles was CORNERED. Now, you’d think Marbles would be dead meat by now, but while thinking up a strategy to get himself out of this jam, he didn’t realise that the animals weren’t focusing on him but EACH OTHER..it wasn’t long before the death glares turned into a free for all over a PIE. Marbles quickly charted his way out. “Huh, that was quite easy…almost a little TOO easy…”the magpie shrugged it off and kept flying. Before long, he approached (JoJo reference?) A wolfdog named Django who wanted a slice. “Alright alrighty, just gimme the pie so we can-“ “n o .” Marbles bellowed sounding like a tired old man. “Why do they ALWAYS choose to do it the hard way?” He ruminated. And thus began an outsmarting montage.
Act 2
After a smorgasbord of increasingly ridiculous plans to outsmart each other, the two get VERY tired of each other (figuratively and literally). Marbles FINALLY gave up…”okay fine, have the pie I don’t care anymore…” Marbles handed Django the pie. “Heh, being a genius certainly has its advanta-“ a boxing glove sprang out of the “pie” knocking Django onto the road with an oncoming truck. He held up a sign reading: stop! In the name of humanity! But got ran over anyway because he wasn’t human. (He’s ok don’t worry) all seemed well until Marbles unfortunately crossed paths with longtime rival: Cornelius Crowe. “Oh God, WHY?!” Marbles whined.
Act 3
“Oh simple-minded Magpie, still chasing trivial things I see?”Leave.me.alone.” Marbles uttered in fury like Samantha. “Or else what?” “You’re making me VERY ANGRY. You won’t like me when I’m angry…” he started glowing with an angered aura DBZ Style. “Pie-“ without hesitation, Marbles violently BATTERS Crowe in a Tekken-style combo that was too violent for theatres/TV. (Crowe is also fine.)
Act 4
Finally, after trial and tribulation, Marbles finally took the first bite out of the delicious pie…except…*CRACK* Marbles rubbed his sore teeth, as you do. It wasn’t before realising…LÉ PIE WAS A LIE! Much like his teeth, Marbles’ heart SHATTERED. “This is fine.” This wasn’t fine. “All of that for nothing at all.” (Cope) in utter fury contentness, Marbles viciously threw politely handed the pie to Samantha’s face.All was fine. “There, now that’s all of the loose ends tied up now. Go home, show’s over. “Au revoir.”
THE END.
That’s all, folks!
