CatGirl's and some stuff to know!

Summary

Basicly I wrote this for a joke about Cat Girls and such and even added Cat boys as well, I hope you enjoy this however I'm quite unskilled at writing.

Status
Ongoing
Chapters
3
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

Merchant classes

"They are amazing merchants for the fact that they have friendly personalities and ways of thinking, but can be quite intelligent in this trade, due to this it makes them great merchants." -merchant guild leader

What Makes a catgirl special in trade?

Mainly the positive attitude and relaxing demeanor makes the client or the consumer wish to buy their product and because they are cute. Due to this it causes people to come back often to buy something from them, it has a greater effect with hyper titty cat girls and hyper ass catgirlsThough there's a slight chance of pranks especially in older cat girls at the age of 70 While catboys have a two sided effect due to them being femboys, so either it works or it does not.



Cat Smith Catgirls


They can also make interesting blacksmiths as beastfolk or catgirls have a unique sense in bows and light armor but catgirls and some catboys have a strange sense of wonder in their mechanical deployment traps which are advanced traps that you can deploy



However due to the mechanical bits they can rival dwarfs in this area and sometimes outplay them with how they work such as



[If taken apart will explode]



Or



[Saying if taken apart will explode but wont]



Or lacing it in a skin contact drug. For a prank.



Same with itching powder



However the itching powder trick can end up affecting the trap so if it shoots a net, the net could be covered in itching powder.



Cat girl milk can be sold in some areas as a delicious concoction like a milkshake. As well as some catgirl blacksmiths secretly enchant the weapons they make.



However, that also makes them dangerous because if you bad-mouthed a catgirl or were a racist towards them, they can curse your bow or weapon instead. Sometimes they even go as far for the arrows but it's rare for the armor. However merchant catgirl blacksmiths enchant the arrows only to make them seem special on their travels between towns so adventures and magic users can buy them for their own needs, but it's liked due to the fact it's not often a rip off. However they can sell swords and armor like normal And their specialty would be leather armor or chain or simple sorts of light armor.




Catgirl Fishermen



They sometimes are just a side job hobby type thing but catgirls love the taste and smell of fish [Mainly Tuna and maby Bass]


Some use their tail and others use a fishing rod or a mechanical machine of some kind. However the ones that use their tails check the waters first and normally know what goes through the water so it does not get taken off by a fish with sharp teeth. They normally keep some of the fish [normally the best ones] and yet they sell some to other catgirl merchants and are known for drying and salting the fish when selling and even cooking the fish


A rare and disgusting type is pickling the fish meat, some simply have a taste for it and a strength to not recoil from the stinky smell, it is sometimes used to ward off monsters with sensitive noses. Which is why Fishermen catgirls are the most simple.



Pranks are normally fish related or them using their fishing rods to take the clothes off your body or your coin purse. [They most likely will return them]


The magical catgirls


It's time to learn about magic catgirl merchants which are the more advanced merchants. Some catgirls are known to be unable to use magic, or are too good at using magic, and some are average and need to learn through practice. Some can even use words of power, which normally slavers have their sights on them. To counter this there are magical catgirls which are wizards and witches and even alchemist, but the Alchemist catgirls are basically normal and like any other Alchemist and can in fact be lazy, however they can turn water into a edible spoiled milk.



And their potion making skills are normal and sometimes be advanced but there are reported instances of their cat hair getting into the potions when spring comes, which is why most close shop atill they are done shedding the extra hair and fur from winter in order to not get them in potions and elixirs. However magical catgirls which is another subclass of the merchant trade of catgirls are known for powerful enchantments and make useful friends in adventurers parties However due to some being pervs they also make and sell special potions you may have to watch out for their pranks are also quite adventurous and advance because of magic. The potions can be simple growth potions and lewd growth potions, some catgirls have shrunk people and put them in their clothes in jars, femboy cat mages are sorta more likely to fill it but they ask first. This normally happens while they are in heat. Some magical catgirls have a small legendary rare sub-sub tree known as the nyacromancer which is just a catgirl necromancer. However they are stupid rare and dangerous.



But are amazing capitalist known for asking old people and vary young people if they wish to sign contracts that allow their dead body's to be brought back from the dead and used in manual labor, due to this it makes them a absurd amount of money and they are quite detailed at making contracts and magical contracts contracts even offer lessons on magical contracts. [The dead who are resurrected via contracts are mindless without memory's or a way of thinking and 50% of their earnings go to their living relatives or family descendants.] However they are known for trying to avoid paying their taxes, it's a weird natural thing that even they don't explain and end up with them in trouble…



Some magical catgirls offer simple services such as reading enchanted words, palm reading, magical lessons, mercenary work, and bounty hunting. However some magical catgirls trys to help locals if they are in need, while evil ones can be the cause of it or are cheap with their magical goods, which leads to problems.



Pranks include: funny curses, and magic related pranks.


Bard Catgirls



Bard catgirls are known for being beautiful and have alluring voices that are meant for singing, they can make a useful comrade when adventuring as their magical words and music can heal and hurt foes, and even can destress a party during tough times in battle. Though a fan favorite are hyper titty catgirls for their body's of course.



Some work in taverns and brothels for their music, simply one is needed but a band of them can be helpful as well, however they can use various instruments as if they are natural for them. They are also handy with merchants.



Their pranks normally are spiking drinks, putting ice cubes down your shirt and attempting to use seductive magic.


Hunter Catgirls


Are another subclass of merchant that are similar to Fishing Catgirls, known for hunting in small parties of three to being solo hunters these sneaky cats are great for adventurers who don't know how to track monsters. Normally they are low ranking adventurers because they sell their hunted goods from animals and monsters in markets and to various sources. Their weapons include: Bows, knives, short swords, bombs, and simple traps.



They also have faster reflexes than average catgirls or catboys and sometimes have scars on their body's from hunts, some can even hunt dragons in hunting parties and massive monsters, some even make their own special ways such as large swords or heavy crossbows.



Simple pranks that are related to their jobs, which are snares, pits, and just straight up throwing a slime at you.


Political Catgirls


Are normal politicians that happen to be catgirls or catboys, however they are known to be great for times of peace since they are lazy and sorta don't do much unless it's an issue that needs to be addressed or is slave related. And ate known for lowering taxes at times and starting off like everyone else, however some in the past have become leaders of small countries and have pulled them through times of war or plague so they end up being more trustworthy then some human politicians. During the times of great war and strife there was a catgirl leader that ended up capturing three countries and turning them to her side during the wars and expanded their country's land while defending it well. CatBoys at times are more productive than catgirls however they try to look into the more simple matters, such as the quality of roads and if there has been any slave activity or bandits in the area.



Their pranks are normally pulled on their political opponents.



Clothing catgirls



People need clothes all the time Including catgirls and catboys, and some can be quite complicated just so their tails can poke through their clothes without damaging it badly or being uncomfortable and that's where they come in, however most clothing makers for cat-folk are in fact catboys, and only a small few are female, it's a strange thing yet not awful, both do the same work just the catboys do it better, it must be because they love yarn. Their nimble and yet soft hands work hard to bring everyone the clothes they want, however some teach younger catboys how to do the trade and the necessary safety precautions for the task. However they do allow others to join the trade that aren't cat-folk. They also try to decorate armor as a cheap service to adventurers for helping them out. 90% rate are catboys while for females it's 10%.



Their pranks are sorta perverted and can lead to "accidental" clothing malfunctions