Something Wicked This Way Comes

"Okay, this is a good story so far. But I'm a very unhappy reader. Why? Because, like so many stories on this and other writing platforms, this book gets you really hooked, and then stops dead in its tracks. Occasionally, there's a note from the author "Hey hope you like it! I'll write more in a couple of weeks. Stay tuned, love you, bye!!" And that's it. That's the last chapter that's ever written for that story. And there I am, left with unresolved plot twists and cliffhangers splattered all over my face. You're a rotten bastard for leaving us hanging. I hope every piece of paper you touch gives you an annoying little cut. May every pen you use leak inside your jacket pockets. *Please note - if the reason for the book's stoppage is the death of either yourself, a close friend, or immediate family member, or hospitalization for a serious illness, incarceration for a serious crime involving a lengthy prison sentence, or all the above, then my apologies to the author. I take it all back."