LOVE IN THE LANGUAGE OF LAW
I.
Love is the law that you shouldn't break
Or love shall break your heart instead
If you treat love like bouncing check
You'll pay the price with damages
II.
Love is the immovable property
That always stays in place
Love is the irresistible force
That hate cannot replace
III.
Love is the right to remain silent
To douse the fire of oral argument
To love is to treat every disagreement
As just another negotiable instrument
IV.
Love is the juridical necessity
To give, to do, and say 'I do'
Love is the juridical capacity
To act and say 'I love you too'
V.
Love does not look for proof to be sure
With love it's always, 'res ipsa loquitur'
VI
For all must love and as a rule
There's no exception and no excuse
For young and old, for wise and fool
And all objections are overruled
VII.
Wherefore, premises considered
With love, I supposed
That judgment be rendered
This case be closed
VIII.
This case dismissed with prejudice
Sealed with a kiss
And so with love
I rest my case.
