Prologue
Prologue
"Kaitlynn, I'm not sure about this," My sister, Elize says, uncertainty clear in her voice. "I mean, this isn't exactly a smart idea." She tells me, trying to hide the wince as the words leave her mouth and I can't help but roll my eyes at her.
"Face it Lize, none of my ideas are ever smart, but even you have to admit that they're funny as fuck." I whisper back as I poke her lightly in the ribs with my finger, and I see a slight smile briefly cross her lips. "Besides." I continue. "That skank has to learn how to keep her legs closed, especially around taken men. Specifically, your man, and don't worry, he'll get what he deserves soon enough too." She just scoffs bitterly at that.
"Kait, please. I'm begging you. Don't do anything stupid that will land our asses in prison." Elize says and I just ignore her,continuing to work on my masterpiece. I quickly take the two rotten potatoes and shove it inside the exhaust, before securing a condom to the pipe. Once done with that, I expertly spray paint the word SKANK in big bold red letters on both her pristine white car doors.
"Oh come on, don't act like you're not enjoying this as much, if not more than I am." I tell Lize while getting the matured eggs from their carton and handing one to her. "Why don't you do the honour of taking the first shot?" I ask her with a smile and watch as she aggressively throws the rotten thing at the car, and we proceed to continue egging the car. Once done with that, I take out the toilet paper and we 'wrap' nice little bows on the car, effectively finishing off our masterpiece.
"Damn." Elize whispers as we take our hiding spots in the thick brush next to the bitch's driveway. "That was actually fun and kinda made me feel better." She continues with a giggle.
"Hush!" I whisper-yell at her and point to the bitch locking up her home. "She hasn't noticed yet, but I can tell you now that her reaction will be priceless and I don't wanna miss it." I whisper again as we watch Lucille walk down her driveway toward her car, nose pretty much glued to her phone screen.
Just as she comes to a stop in front of her car door, her hand reaches for the door handle, never once taking her eyes from her phone and just as her hand makes contact with the handle, we watch silently as her eyes go as wide as saucers before a high-pitched scream reaches our ears. 'Priceless, now for the main event.' I think with an evil smirk on my lips, of course I made sure I hit record as she started walking towards her car.
We stay tucked away in our hiding spot as we watch her run and get the hose, skank starts gagging at the smell as she hoses off her car before getting in the thing. Naturally, I continue recording as she gets in, we completely covered the inside of her fancy BMW with manure. She instantly rolls down all the windows, while disgusting retching sounds reach our ears. It's not long before she starts the car and a loud bang sounds in the stillness of the morning and she screeches like a fucking Banshee, before bolting out of the car and running back inside her damn nest.
We decide to get the hell out of there before we get caught and we head back home. "Damn, Kait! That shit was nasty. Nasty, but so worth it!" Elize practically shouts before we both burst out in uncontrolled laughter. Bitch definitely got what her ass deserved, maybe next time she'll think twice before jumping into bed with someone else's man.
"I don't know about you, but I'm starving." I tell her as I pull into the parking lot at Wimpy.
"Fuck yeah." She says before getting out of the car. I purposefully decided to head over to the Wimpy in Scottburgh, that way no one can pin that shit on us, since we were technically not even 'in town'. "I sure worked up an appetite after all that fun, although I have to admit that I'm still a little worried that someone might have seen us and decide to 'out' us." She continues as we walk in.
"Oh, come on Elize, no one saw us and even if they did, they won't turn us in, to that bitch." I tell her. "Besides, she's ruffled so many feathers by sleeping with taken men, it could have been anyone." I tell her and she smiles.
"I guess you're right." She says with a heavy sigh. "She deserved what she got and then some, now we just need to think of a way to utterly humiliate HIM." She spits with venom, the word sounding like a curse that burns when spoken.
"Don't worry sis." I say gently. "He'll get his just desserts soon enough." I tell her as the waiter approaches and leads us to a table. "I'll take the 'double up' breakfast, with an extra order of chips and a Chocolate milkshake, please. What about you, Elize?" I tell the waiter as we sit down. No need to look at the menu when you already know what you want.
"Sure, I'll have the same thanks." She tells the waiter with a small smile; he just nods and leaves to hand in our orders.
