Prologue
💥NOTE: THIS WRITING THAT I PRODUCED IS AWFUL, I KNOW.. AT LEAST, I THINK? OR SENSE.. WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING? ANYWAY, I’M GOING TO REWRITE THIS WHOLE NOVEL FROM SCARTCH, OR, AS THE GREATS ALWAYS SAY, FROM THE GROUND UP! INCLUDING THIS MOST-TRASH-OF-THE-GOD-OF-TRASH KIND OF WRITING. I DEARLY APOLOGISE FOR THIS AND WANT TO REVAMP ALL OF THIS INTO SOMETHING NEW.. WITH THE SAME PLOT AND STORY, YES, BUT WITH A LITTLE TOUCH FROM ME, AS OF RIGHT NOW. A BETTER WRITER. IN CONTRAST TO ME BEING THE KING OF ALL RUBBISH WRITING; PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS, IT WAS A DUMBER VERSION OF ME.
There was once a baby, a hideous, meaning-full one that was destined to save the cosmos. His father, Rox Grate, watched him all the time. He stayed vigilant throughout the child’s miserable childhood, even going as far as watching the baby’s green, slimy body drift away like wind escaping out the door. Rox knew there was something more strange going on.. something, bothering his utterly desperate mind that wished his resilent will and his braved and fearless self to be craved to the ground. He always felt this tingly sensation around the baby.. and it bothered him to the absolute maximum.. he had to do something, something that was rather, peculiar, eccentric opposition to his usual habits that were hard to comprehend. He withered the baby out of existence (yes you heard me!) like sand dissolving in a cold, winter breeze.. sounds rather paculiar dont you think? But really, he was a very, very mischievous individual, not like anything you’ve seen (and i mean it! I really do! I really- ok i will stop now, i’m so dearly sorry.)
❤️🔥DEAR MOTHER (ofmothers), I FORGOT ABOUT THIS BOOK AND THIS WHOLE ACCOUNT AND EVEN INKITT THE APP.. ITS BEEN SO LONG.. BUT I MAY BE BACK.. OR MAYBE I WILL BE LIKE CORYXKENSHIN AND DISAPPEAR FOR ANOTHER YEAR?? HMMM YEAHH UHH lol. No lol but i will write again i think as i am actually building my discipline right now (i always had zero and still have) and so i will have the MAN-POWER (OHYEAHHH) like ARNOLD SCHWINSTIGER THE GREAT, to WRITE THIS BOOK AND WORK ON MY OTHER ONES LIKE JOURNEY FOR ETERNITY (gocheckitoutbtwthankulolhahahanervouslaughter). And maybe my severe mental health issues wont be that dangerous.. right? (subtleforeshadowingisaliterarydevice). THE ACTUAL BOOK IS BEING WRITTEN WITH THIS WRITING RIGHT HERE AFTER THIS BLOCK OF TEXT. THE PREVIOUS TEXT WAS ME A FEW YEARS AGO BEING TERRIBLE AT WRITING BUT I MIGHT KEEP IT FOREVER FOR THE MEMORIES LOL BUT THIS WAS GOOD AS WRITING CRINGEY STUFF LIKE THAT BUILDS MY FUTURE GREATNESS.. yeah.. GREATNESS. (p.s. sub to my youtube: jamiejryt (Jamie JR YT) and my tiktok: jamiejryt (Jamie JR YT) and my instagram: jamiejryt (Jamie JR YT) and my facebook: jamiejryt (Jamie JR YT) and my X-OHSORRYISAID”X”IMSOWOKEANDUTTERSLOPFGH/twitter: Wifibarr !!! (I purposely spaced these excalamatory language devices so that my name is clearer).
