PREVIEW
"...WAAAAAAHT?! THIS IS NUTS! Wario, you must come see this!" [WALUIGI, SELF-PROCLAIMED PURPLE PRINCE, SWINDLER AND TENNIS EXTRODINARE] whined. "Waaaht is it...?" [WARIO, GREEDY GOLDDIGGER, TREASURE HUNTER AND DEVIOUS DEV] would ask, exasperated. "WARIO, LOOK, OUR BANK ACCOUNTS! We barely have any cash left! We're broke! We'll have to dance out on the streets for cash like hobos, sleep in rags under old newspapers, fend off the dogs and rats for the tiniest scraps of food every day!" "Oh quit being so dramatic, Waluigi...Wario's sure that nothing's wrong..." Confidently, Wario would quietly brush Waluigi aside, checking his own bank account and then Waluigi's..."let's have a looksy he- HUH?! IMPOSSIBLE, HOW?!" Wario shouted in horror, loud enoigh to be heard as far as Sarasaland. "Gee Wario, I have no clue...except you ordering everything at that all-you-can-eat buffet, DLC for those Microgames of yours, tune-ups for your cars...MORE CASTLES and let's not forget-" "RHETORICAL, WALUIGI! But how...I managed to stay financially afloat for more than 3 weeks..." Wario pondered, being brought to his knees...almost about to shed a tear...but didn't since he was too manly for that sort of thing. "WAAAHTEVER! Besides, you bankrupted yourself by buying all those dumb stones to chisel yourself, Daisy, you on a date with Daisy..." "WAH! That was only a one time thing!" Wario then dropped the dramatic act before springing himself up to the ground, intensely flexing his guns. "We have no time to waste, Waluigi! To the drawing board before that loser of a landlord shows up to swipe all our stuff..." "Yeah!" Waluigi then dashed over, hurriedly grabbing the drawing board and whipping out a pen he'd toss to Wario. "HMMMMMMMMMM......" the Wario Bros(?). Would begin brainstorming in unision…
"THAT'S IT! Alright then Waluigi, so here's the deal..." Wario took off the pen lid and then rapidly wrote out his plan, complete with scribbled in pictures and everything on the board. "So you're good at dancing, right?" "THE BEST DANCER THERE IS, WARIO! WAHAAHAHAHAAA!!" Waluigi confirmed, striking a flashy pose before romantically getting out a rose, putting it in his mouth and but was stopped by Wario before he could bust a move. "Yeah yeah, we know that. So, STEP 1: Wario's improvised you do this silly little dance...you can change a thrust or shake, but that's it..." Wario laid out the dance on the board. "Alright so once you learn the dance, Wario knows you're a good singer, right?" "You're looking at a man who's covered hits from musicals, the 70s, 80s, everything and you're asking if he can SING?! " "WALUIGI, you clearly don't understand what a rhetorical question is...anyway STEP 2, you sing this song I wrote while doing the dance..." he'd hand the paper over to Waluigi... "I want your money, I'm strapped for cash...give me your money, to lazy to get a- you know what? Fine...don't have anything better to work with. WAH!" "Fine then, be like that! Wario's crafting a masterpiece here...STEP 3: I record the video, upload it online and watch as we skyrocket to the top of the charts! WAHAHAHAHA!!" "Waluigi isn't seeing it, but if it gets me and you out of debt then he'll give it a shot..." Waluigi got up, placed on his special dancing shoes as Wario greenscreened a background and Waluigi began singing..."Lights...Camera...WAAAAHction!" The scene was set. This was it. Waluigi's time had come. "We want your money, we're strapped for cash, give us your money too lazy to get a job, GIVE US YOUR MONEY...<we aren't being funny...GIVE US YOUR MONEY TOOODAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!" Then Wario would pop into the scene..."Now if you're rightfully convinced by Waluigi's stunning performance, you better donate to us here at-" "WAAAHH, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE JUST SO CARELESSLY BARGING IN?! This was WALUIGI'S MOMENT!" "CUT!" Wario aggressively turned off the camera, with him and Waluigi furiously turning to each other as their faces got redder by the second...
"WALUIGI, WARIO ISN'T SURE YOU'VE NOTICED, BUT WE'RE BROKE AND NEED CASH, AND MY PLAN WAS THE PERFECT WAY TO DO IT BEFORE YOU RUINED IT?!" "RUINED?! WARIO, A STAR COULD'VE BEEN BORN THERE BEFORE YOU BARGED IN'! AND BESIDES, YOUR PLAN WAS DUMB ANYWAY!" "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER, THEN!" "FIEN!" Waluigi, somewhat heating down, grabbed the pen and began writing his own song...then, he'd haul in his piano, change the greenscreen's background, and pressed play..."This one goes out to my one and only Princess Daisy..." "Don't you start..." Wario muttered under his breath. "Daisy, you're so cool...and with Waluigi's style, we're gonna rule...DAISY, UNDERSTAAAND-" before Waluigi could sing the next verse, Wario grabbed a Bomb-Omb and threw it at his piano. "ENOUGH WALUIGI! CUT, CUT..." "WAAHT do you think you're doing just so carelessly shutting down the renaissance of Waluigi's career?! I COULD'VE GOTTEN A GRAMMY FOR THAT!" "FORGET ABOUT YOUR SINGING CAREER, YOU CAN SING ALL YOU WANT ONCE WE'RE OUT OF DEBT! Clearly this musical thing isn't working out..." "IF BOWSER CAN DO IT, THEN WHY NOT WALUIGI?!" and so, Wario, pushing Waluigi out the way, went back to the board to detail out the next plan...Waluigi sighed..."wah, it's game over for us, Bro...there's no use..." "GAME! THAT'S IT, WAHAHAHAHA!!!" Wario backflipped, beaming with joy and rushing to dial in Mona's number... "MONA! Get the gang back together and tell WarioWare Inc. we're going to develop our first actual game soon..." Wario said, finishing his voicemail as he waited for a response... *23 minutes that felt like hours later...* "Sorry Wario...I've contacted everyone and they're all way too busy. Maybe next-" "WARIO'S BROKE HERE! He may not even have a house next hour!" "...oh...I'm sorry to hear that, Wario perhaps we-" before Mona could finish, Wario, with all the force of his mightiest Earthshake, SLAMMED the phone on the floor.
"WAH, WHAATEVER! Well Waluigi, it isn't game over JUUST yet...There's still some treasure that could need hunting!" "Wah! Even if we do the treasure takes forever to find anyway, and even if we do get something we'll have nothing but the clothes on our backs by then! Wahahahahaha..." then, while Wario was busy brainstorming some more ideas, Waluigi would go over to a nearby desktop where an Amiibo of himself and Daisy sat...*sigh...* "Daisy my beloved..." he'd begin, staring longingly at her, about to break down in tears but like Wario was way too manly for that..."I'm sorry I failed you. Maybe the Purple Prince shall-" "WALUIGI! What are you doi-" Wario took a good, long, hard look at the Amiibo..."Oh, nothing, bro...it's just that...wait, why are you making that face...?" "Wait, Waluigi...what if...Wario were to sell 3D-Printed Figurines of ourselves or characters in our Microgames..." just how did it take him so long?! It was ingenious, practically lightning in a bottle, GROUNDBREAKING even! "OH, HO HO HO!! Delightfully devilish, Wario!" "Really? That's our idea- nevermind, any excuse to sculpt, but one little-big problem..." "which is?" "Where the heck will we get our funding?! We're dirt poor, even a single figurine would bankrupt us!" "WAAHHH!! You worry too much, Waluigi! Wario's already thought of that. He knows just the guy..."
