Captain Laser-Man!

Sum: Captain Laser-Man is introduced. He fights for justice and peace in the broken city known as New City. Now, he confronts a new evil, Hotel Evil!

The city thundered with a dark storm.

A towering skyscraper stood before him, before the great and magnificent Captain Laser-Man!

He fights for justice and peace in the broken New City.

Now, he stood before Hotel Evil: a place where Evil Wizards, Gangsters, and Occultists from the Outer Dimensions live as permanent residents. It is a place of pure villainy!

The hotel is protected by wicked incantations: spells that know neither time nor space; but, exist primarily as wards against the Light of God. The only soul worthy of extinguishing such evil is Jesus Christ Himself, but another soldier was acting in his cause: Captain Laser-Man: a man of goodness that can fight off evil since he holds in his heart the Light of God---once tested by the scourge of the Devil himself in the Sewers of Madness.

In the year 2045, New City is booming with trouble! American citizens dream of better law enforcement. Now, this is when Captain Laser-Man, the finest officer in the New City Police Department, became legendary!

First, Captain Laser-Man defeated and successfully arrested the Midnight Magician: a masked man who terrorized the streets by brainwashing citizens into committing thefts for him: mainly these thefts were bank robberies and jewelry store ambushes.

After the Midnight Magician was vanquished by the Might of the Laser Gun, Captain Laser-Man proceeded to defeat and arrest other bad guys. Once, Captain Laser-Man even helped Sonic the Hedgehog defeat Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik; and, once, Captain Laser-Man had helped Batman, the world's greatest detective, solve a criminal plot dreamt in the mind of the diabolical Mr. Zero! It seems as if no evil can survive for long before the Might of the Laser Gun: the sole instrument besides the Sacred and Immaculate Hearts that Captain Laser-Man utilizes to vanquish the dark clutches of evil!

Now, Captain Laser-Man is going to use his mighty Laser Gun to defeat the evil forces within Hotel Evil. It will take all of his energy, all of his Super Powers! He will incapacitate the vessels of evil and arrest them using his Time Spatial Transporter---a device within the Laser Gun that immediately sends his captives to the New City Jail for booking and ultimately their day in court!

Now, only the Breath of Time itself stands in the way of the ultimate Police Officer, Captain Laser-Man; and, that time was about to pass quickly as Captain Laser-Man hesitated not! No force of this world nor the worlds beyond can stop the Power of God that has infused Itself into the Might of the Laser Gun---a power utilized and possessed by none other than Captain Laser-Man himself! By God, Captain Laser-Man will vanquish Hotel Evil once and for all!

No longer will the wicked spellcasters within Hotel Evil curse New City with destructive storms and other terrifying acts of the Devil, including the highly powerful earthquakes that had destabilized the New City Big Bridge last month in November.

Now, on December 5th, AD 2045, Captain Laser-Man will defeat the Evil Wizards, Gangsters, and Occultists of the Outer Dimensions!