My nerdy roommate is a famous streamer?!!??

Authors note (this is some old story I found from like- a year ago, so there's a high chance i'll continue this story. :) also this story is satire and a joke!! ALSO THERE WILL BE A LOT OF CUSSING! BEWARE!!!)

Zeki knocks on the door. A boy with strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes with glasses. “Oh! Hi~! You must Ann Zeki right?! Eek! So great to meet-” The boy with the glasses looks at Zeki, Zeki is glaring at him. “E-Erm… I-im Len Hoku! But you can just call me Hoku, haha…” Hoku’s sweating because Zeki looks scary. “...Are you going to let me in?” Zeki Asks. “Erm, oh right. Come in.” Hoku lets him in. Zeki sets his bag in his room. Zeki doesn’t bother speaking to Hoku. “er… How was the trip here? You traveled here from Canada, right? That must’ve been a long trip, haha!” Hoku laughs awkwardly. “This is so fucking awkward!! Lord have mercy on the magical girl gods!” Hoku thinks to himself while smiling at Zeki. “...The trip was fine. I See that the movers have already arrived.” Zeki looks around his room. “Ah yes! I hope it-” Zeki interrupts Hoku. “I’m going to start studying.” Zeki says as he sits down. “WHAT??!?!?!!?!? This loser!! He just got here and he’s gonna study?! BUHAHAHAHAHA!! He reminds me of one of my old friend. lmao” Hoku thinks to himself. “Well, okay… do you enjoy doing boring stuff?” Hoku asks. “...Do you enjoy being annoying?” Zeki asks. “Bitch???? No way you just fucking said that!! Does this fucker have a death wish.” Hoku thinks to himself. “Woah, do you enjoy being ugly?” Hoku says smiling. Zeki pushes him out of his bedroom and slams the door. “...Bitchhhh?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?” Hoku thinks. The amount of cuss words Hoku is going to say in *this story is going to be fucking crazy, lmao.* Hoku sighs as he goes into his room and puts on an elf costume. He sits down at his gamer desk and puts on a headset and starts to stream. “Hey, bitches.” Hoku says as the chat fills up.

User2773: Hey~, u b looking cute like always!!

User114: He finally started streaming!!

User242: What are you dressed up as???

“Are you blind? I’m Jelf the elf. I think I did great! Today we are going to be playing five nights at christopher Pierre’s. It’s gotten a lot of 5 star reviews. I think the game looks great. ” Hoku says.

User683: Ehh!! I just got my first boyfriend! He’s sooo pretty and nice! ^^

“That’s great! I hope he fucking breaks up with you. You lucky bastard!” Hoku says while smiling.

User934: I h8 u, Your the worst streamer ever, I hope u go to hell and suck dick. U dont deserve to live. You make fun of youre viewers for fun???** Your a horrible person. Go rot in hell!!! t(-_-t)

*Ukoh, (hoku's streamer name)/Hoku is a popular streamer online who makes dark humor jokes and plays video games. He sometimes pokes fun at his viewers. Example: “I bet everyone who watches my stream are either fat ugly men or slutty women”.*

“TLDR. Also you spelled You’re and Your wrong like- 15,000 times, idiot.” Hoku says.

User934: Stfu u bastard. Learn how 2 count.

“Learn how to spell. Anyways let’s start this “So called” Good game!” Hoku says. Zeki can hear screaming from his room, he’s annoyed because he’s trying to study. “Ugh… Didn’t I tell him I’m studying??? I bet he’s screaming to annoy me. Why is he even screaming anyways? Online it said he didn’t like horror movies.**”

** btw Zeki doesn’t know that Hoku is a streamer**

Zeki sighs as he stands up and makes his way to Hoku’s room. He slams the door open. “You bastard, You have a-” Zeki says as he is interrupted by Jingle bells song playing and Hoku in an elf costume. They’re both silent.

User114: LMAO!!! WTFFF!

USER432: Who tf is that hottie smottie?

User333: Give me a kiss lover boy~

“...I can explain, Zeki…” Hoku says. “...No, you can’t.” Zeki slams the door and runs to his bedroom. “What the fuck did i just witness????!!!” Zeki thinks to himself. “Wait!! NOOOOOOO!” Hoku’s face turns red and he groans. “What a great first fucking impression!!” Hoku says.

User344: Deserved. t(-_-t)Who was that anyways?

“My new roommate! Kinda wanna kill myself!” He groans and pouts. “That was so embarrassing! I mean, what a coincidence! He comes right in right when someone gives me subs to play jingle bells!” Hoku’s face is red.