Chapter 1
Chapter 1
“HONK! HONK!”
Tires Screeching
Bam
The driver tried to apply brakes, but it was already too late. He never expected a random man to appear in front of his truck on a clear road.
“Ugggh! Truck-kun, though I did request you to hit me in a few of my comments, I just did that because I thought it would make me look funny and cool… you weren’t supposed to take it seriously…”
“Fuck! It hurts!”
Kai, the 35-year-old man who was hit by the truck, felt his whole body searing in pain. It did not take much time for his body to fall limply on the ground, his eyes heavy. He tried to keep them open but couldn’t bear it anymore, and soon, his consciousness faded away.
…
“Hwa!” Kai’s whole body flinched as he woke up.
“That was a scary dream…” He sighed, his forehead still sweating, but suddenly, he furrowed his brows.
“Where is this place…?” He looked around and found himself in an unknown room.
Unlike the normal rooms made from cement and bricks, this room was built from wood. Though it was clean, it was clear from the furniture that the living conditions of the person residing here weren’t very good.
Of course, Kai didn’t have time to think about all this since he was already panicking due to the weird circumstances.
’Was I kidnapped?
No, it doesn’t make sense. There is no way someone would kidnap me since I don’t have any value at all. There is no merit…
Wait, does that mean it wasn’t a dream and I was really hit by that truck?′
He pondered several things that could lead him to his current situation. He raised his hand to touch his forehead and felt an unusual bump.
’Was I saved by someone?
Hmm, that must be it…
Damn, now I would have to pay for hospital bills. If I knew this would happen, I would have bought health insurance…′
Kai cried inwardly, already thinking about different ways to pay the bill and was ready to say goodbye to all his games and novels for the next few years since he would have to work overtime.
However, he suddenly felt something was different.
Due to all that confusion, he might not have noticed this earlier, but now that he was thinking clearly, his hands were whiter and thinner than before. He looked down and noticed that he was wearing completely different clothes from what he was used to.
He touched his face and noticed his beard was completely gone, and even his face felt different than before...
Hold on…
He touched his face and noticed his beard was completely gone, and even his face felt different than before...
Hold on…
Suddenly, a whole new theory appeared in his mind and a strange excitement welled within him.
‘Hehe, is this what I think it is?’
Ignoring the pain he felt, he quickly ran towards the door and as soon as he opened it, he took a deep breath, his eyes shining brightly, and a big smile appeared on his face.
“Yup! It’s definitely what I think it is!” He exclaimed.
The air was different, the scenery was different, there was no doubt about it. He was in another world.
“Hahaha! I transmigrated!”
“Truck-kun, my friend! I was definitely serious when I said I wanted you to hit me! Hahaha!” He laughed loudly and after taking another deep breath, he returned to his room and sat on the ground with an excited look on his face.
“According to the script, now is the time for my cheat to make an entry right!?” His eyes shone in excitement as he waited for his cheat to appear.…
5 minutes passed...
...
10 minutes passed...
...
30 minutes passed...
His excitement dimmed down…
His cheat did not appear…
“Okay… it’s alright, some cheats like to play with the MC’s feelings and only appear when the MC is in danger… yes, it must be like that…” Thinking that, he looked around and his eyes fell on a slightly sharper rock lying on the floor.
Without hesitation, he picked up the rock and stabbed it right through his abdomen.
…or not.
“Nope. No no no no no Nope! Not doing that!
I can’t hurt myself based on a fantasy story now, can I? That makes no sense.
Not that I am scared or anything… this is just not practical… Haha...”
He chickened out and decided to wait a little longer.
…
Time passed, nothing happened…
Finally, Kai gave up on receiving his cheat.
‘As expected, ain’t no way will lady luck ever be beside me…’
...
‘Truck-kun, you weren’t supposed to take my comments seriously…’
He sighed as he accepted his fate and decided to find a way to live another normal life.
His eyes then fell on a small mirror in the corner of the room. He walked towards it and as soon as he looked at his reflection, he cursed.
“Fuck! I am Handsome!”
He instantly threw away the thoughts he had about living a normal life.
“Alright, Imma become a Gigolo and find a Sugar Mama to take care of me! Yay!”
An instant decision!
“I am Handsome indeed.”
Kai spoke in delight as he glanced at his face from different angles. The more he watched, the more he liked it. His long thick raven hair, combined with his smooth white skin and perfectly carved face. His golden eyes had a unique shine within them. His sword-like eyebrows, thin nose, and sharp jawline made his face immortal-like even though it was a little bruised.
“With this face, combined with this frail-looking body, I am indeed the best quality gigolo anyone can ever have! I have to work hard to find a customer worthy of me!”
Kai nodded to himself but then furrowed his brows.
‘But why am I bruised?’ He thought.
After his transmigration, nothing was going according to the script. He didn’t get his cheat, and neither did he have his predecessor’s memory.
‘Were they jealous of my overly handsome face? Hmm, that should be the case… Hmph! Losers! Wait till I find a good sugar mommy, I’ll have my revenge then. Hmph! Hmph!’ Kai snorted inwardly as he hypothesized. Growl
Just as he was thinking about his revenge, he heard his stomach growling. Only then did he realize that he was very hungry. He looked around and found some peach-like fruits on his table.
‘It should not be poisonous since it is in my house…’
Thinking that, he quickly took a bite. They tasted like green apples, finding them delicious, he devoured them all without wasting any time.
Though that little amount of fruits could not satisfy his hunger completely, it was not as bad as before.
However, if he learned that what he just ate was equal to 2 days of his predecessor’s meals, he would not complain about not being satisfied at all.
Knock Knock
Smash
Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door, but just as he was about to answer, the door was slammed open and 3 rough-looking guys came in.
‘Why did you even bother knocking if you wanted to slam open the door…’ Kai thought inwardly, but he knew it was not the time to ask questions like these.
“Have you decided to come with us?” the scar-faced man, who Kai presumed was the leader of this group asked.
“…”
Kai took a deep breath as he glared at them without saying anything. However, there was no trace of fear on his face.
The leader frowned as he glanced at his subordinates, only when he confirmed that they had the same confused look on their faces did he turn to Kai and raised his eyebrow.
“I asked, have you decided to come with us?” He asked again, this time, his tone a little heavier than before.
“Of course!”
“I asked, have you decided to come with us?” He asked again, this time, his tone a little heavier than before.
“Of course!” Kai quickly answered without even knowing where they would take him.
His logic was simple: he knew he stood no chance against them if they fought, so if they wanted to harm him, they could have done it here. They would not bother taking him somewhere where they have set up a trap just to deal with a weakling like him.
Mmmhmm, he agreed after thinking logically, not because he was scared of the scar-faced man in front of him. Not at all.
The leader, the scar-faced man, was shocked by his answer, but his face quickly returned to normal as he nodded and threw a glass bottle containing a weird purple-colored liquid at him.
“Drink it.”
Without asking anything, Kai quickly emptied the bottle. Although it was a little bitter, as soon as it traveled down his throat, he felt warm energy coursing throughout his body, and his face, which was bruised, healed without any mark left!
Though surprised, he didn’t have the luxury to think about what kind of godly thing he had just drunk as he quickly followed the men.
…
After walking for a while, he appeared in front of a building, which was completely in contrast with his worn-out wooden house. It was a large building made from white-colored marble, which gave the building a holy feeling. There were a few words written on it, but Kai couldn’t recognize the language so he ignored them.
Soon, the party entered the building and walked towards a specific room. Although he could not read what was written on the door, by the design and others’ attitudes, it was clear that the room belonged to someone important.
Knock Knock
After a knock, the door was opened by a beautiful girl wearing a classic maid costume. She nodded to the scar-faced man before glancing towards Kai. A little surprise could be seen on her face before it went back to her normal, expressionless face.
She walked into the room, and the party followed her trail. There they saw a man wearing expensive-looking robes who was sitting on a chair with a leisurely attitude. The man had blonde hair with a French mustache, making him look like a classic merchant.
He then glanced at Kai before asking, “You know why you were brought here, right?”
Countless thoughts ran wild inside Kai’s mind,
’Should I tell him I do not know anything?
But from that scar-faced man’s attitude, it is clear that he had told my predecessor about the situation. Won’t they know that I am not who they think I am?
But this is my only chance to know what is happening; I should not waste it…′
Due to all these quick thoughts, Kai panicked a little and nodded and shook his head at the same time, looking quite funny.
The man raised his eyebrows at his response as he glanced at the scar-faced man before turning back to Kai.
“My name is Elton Peyton; I am the head of this Merchant guild.
You, my friend, are a lucky man who caught the eyes of Lady Victoria.”
Kai’s eyes opened wide as he looked at Elton to see if he was joking.
“Yes, my friend, Lady Victoria wishes to take you as her personal... companion,” Elton revealed, and Kai’s eyes couldn’t hide the shock he was experiencing.
‘Yes!’
Seeing Kai’s shocked look, Elton nodded in satisfaction and questioned,
“Well, are you ready to meet Lady Victoria?”
“Of course! But shouldn’t I first prepare myself and buy some suitable clothes to look my best possible?” Kai questioned, already thinking about ways to get on Lady Victoria’s good side.
He was a good companion.
As good as a natural.
Hearing what Kai said, Elton glanced at Kai’s stunning face and his lips twitched.
Still, as a professional merchant, he hid his expression and replied, “No, I don’t think you should do that. A woman like Lady Victoria has a thing for weak boys, you know what I mean? Your frail-looking body combined with those worn-out loose robes will make her more excited.”
“I see.” Kai nodded solemnly. His expression looked like he was contemplating something serious.
“Alright, let’s not make Lady Victoria wait for longer than we already have.” Elton clapped his hands and rushed everyone to get ready.
…
An hour-long carriage ride later, Kai found himself in front of a woman.
As the lady’s gaze fell on Kai, her eyes brightened, and a big smile appeared on her face.
“Hello, Kai. My name is Viscount Victoria Vanelle. I was the one who bought you from the merchant guild. From now on, you will stay here with me and will do whatever I say, alright?
Whatever I say, okay?”
Kai stood still as he gazed ahead with a dumbstruck look on his face.
Noticing his intense and kind of lost gaze, Lady Victoria blushed a little before she asked, “Do you have any questions?”
“…” Kai remained silent.
Seeing this, everyone in the room furrowed their brows, but it didn’t matter to Kai at all.
He didn’t bother about anyone present in the room, not even Lady Victoria. Right now, he was busy examining the screen that appeared in front of his eyes along with a ding sound inside his head.
[Ding]
[First Target Detected]
[Initializing Celestial Harem Conquest System]
[Connecting the Celestial Harem Conquest System to host’s Soul]
[Connection completed]
[Character Information]
[Name: Kai Chance]
[Age: 18]
[Mana Cultivation: Mortal]
[Body Cultivation: Mortal]
[Race: Human]
[Talent: Low]
[LVL: 1]
[HP: 100/100]
[STR: 6]
[AGL: 8]
[VIT: 10]
[STM: 7]
[INT: 9]
[DEF: 5]
[Celestial Points: 10]
(Limit of a normal Human: 10)
[Ability: Craving Touch]
[Craving Touch: Your touch will make a woman crave for more and she will never be sexually satisfied by anyone else. The more time you spend with a woman, the stronger the effect gets.]
[Harem Members: None]
[As a starting bonus, the System will provide the host with 10 Celestial Points that he can add to any of his stats]
[The Celestial Harem Conquest System has been successfully installed. From now on, the host can gain the power, talent, physique, and bloodline of the woman he establishes relations with. The stronger the Target, the more benefits the host gains…]
The more he read, the better it got, an unusual glint shone in his eyes.
‘Finally, finally, I got my cheat! Now I don’t have to live a normal life anymore!’
