Fore Play

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Summary

A company of spineless, scheming men try to gouge a California country club for every penny it’s worth in Sheehan’s seamy, steamy comedy of errors. Bellsone Country Club had seen better days; indeed, it had seen the glory days. Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Ben Hogan, and Bing Crosby had all brought luster to the links, but it fell on difficult times, and the men on the board were launching one desperate illegal act after another to regain solvency and reinvent the golf course as a destination. That hinged on a victory by the Cruella de Ville of golf, Mandy Manville, who isn’t what she appears to be—in terms of her past as well as her plastic surgery—but she can swing a club. Her victory at the club championship would garner an invitation to the Cialis Pro-Am at St. Andrews in Scotland, not to mention heaps of publicity for Bellsone. Soon enough, readers will pick up on the story’s high jinks, which involve bodice-ripping, a tongue-in-cheek Hollywood plaything, and some very nicely tuned farce.

Genre
Humor
Author
Linda
Status
Complete
Chapters
25
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
13+

Prologue

After days in the air interrupted only by brief stops for refueling, the travelers began the descent to their destination. Entire families spanning generations—young adults, parents, grandparents and great-grandparents—were anxious to arrive at their homeland. Though exhausted and hungry, they were on schedule. As the fliers banked in formation, the sun reflected off white wings. In the blue skies over Los Angeles, they passed high above the film lots of Century City, before making their way up through Hollywood over Paramount Studios with its iconic water tower and entrance gates. Up the hill, past Gower Street, the famous Hollywood sign was partially concealed by the famous Los Angeles smog. As the group continued over Universal City, they saw King Kong and the Jurassic Park dinosaurs giving tourists a thrill ride, then soared over the Santa Monica Mountains, still green from the winter rains. In the distance, the 101 Freeway traffic was moving well; before long, rush hour would bring commuters to a crawl. Moments later, the fliers entered the airspace above the town of Tarzana, California. Catching sight of their destination, all systems were readied for touchdown at the place their ancestors had raised their young for centuries. Each bird bobbed its head forward, arched its breast back and held its wings still and wide to let the winds slow them down before their feet hit the surface of the lake. The white trumpet cranes had returned to Bellstone.