My Foul Mouthed Queen || BTS JJK

Thanks to my dear friend who made my OC come to life; she produced the perfect image of Siri:

How JK looks for the story...

Any speech in ITALICS = sign language

---Siri POV---

“I’ll just have my usual breakfast Felix. Thanks.”

“Sure thing Noona.”

I gave my breakfast order to the nice young waiter who has been serving me for the past year now, Felix. Such a nice kid. I always make sure to tip him well.

It’s an early and quiet Monday morning and I’m sitting at my favourite cafe, the Black Swan, with my two best friends Jessi and Hwasa.

“Ok. So how was the date you had on Saturday with Kai?” Jessi asked, wiggling her eyebrows up and down suggestively.

“Fucking shit.”

“No way!” Hwasa chimed in. “I thought for sure this guy would be good for you! He’s really hot!”

I rolled my eyes, “Looks aren’t everything you know. The guy was a douchebag! All about himself and hardly let me get a word in. He wouldn’t shut his damn mouth.”

“Oh, he’s one of those narcissistic assholes?” Jessi asks.

“Yes! And because I hadn’t gotten laid in a while, I decided that I’d sleep with him to relieve my sexual frustrations but you know what happened? That mother fucker came before me! And didn’t fucking finish me off! I showed him the door once he was done and had to finish myself off! That’s the third guy in a few months who hasn’t been able to make me fucking cum!”

Just then we heard someone coughing or partially choking from the table behind me. I quickly turned to look behind me and saw the guy directly behind me was rubbing the back of a silver haired guy. Guess he’s not choking anymore? I turned back not taking another glance at them.

“You’ve had such shit luck lately with men, girl,” Hwasa commented.

“I know right? I can’t catch a damn break. They’re either all about themselves or just want sex. Not that I’m complaining on that part because I have needs too but it would be nice if I could find a guy that would like to get to know me and not just get in my pants.”

“One eggs benny with bacon and a banana milkshake,” Felix said as he popped my food in front of me.

I then heard an ‘Oooo’ from the table behind me and some chatter that I wasn’t paying attention to.

“Thanks Felix! Did Bang Chan make my eggs the way I like them?”

“Of Course! Eggs benny with hard eggs, not runny, just the way you like it.” He gave me such a sweet smile, like he always does.

I then heard a gasp from the table behind me again. What’s up with them??

“I also had him add extra bacon for you,” he whispered and winked.

“Aw Felix! You are such a sweetie! Thank you! Why couldn’t you be just a little bit older huh? You’d make the perfect boyfriend for me.”

He chuckled, “Sorry Noona.” He blushed and rubbed the back of his neck with a shy smile on his face. “I’m sure your Mister Right will come along eventually.”

“Thanks Sweetie. Tell Bang Chan thanks for my eggs.”

“Enjoy your meals Noonas!” he bowed and walked off happily.

“He totally has a crush on you Siri. Just forget about the age gap and get with him,” Jessi said as she started taking bites from her meal.

“He’s 19!” I explained. “That’s too young for me. Two, maybe three years younger is the max I’ll go.”

“She’s not a hoe like you Jessi,” Hwasa remarked.

“Bitch! Who you callin a hoe?! I’m not the one who had a threesome over the weekend, unlike someone,” Jessi said while giving Hwasa the evil eye.

“At least I didn’t get fucked by three different guys over the weekend,” she sassed back at Jessi, flipping her hair and took a bite of her food.

We then heard some chuckles and snickers behind us. Are they eavesdropping??

“Hey, I can’t help if guys want a piece of this,” Jessi puts her hands on her breasts and pushes them up.

I ignored the table behind me again and chuckled, “Guys! Let’s not argue about who the biggest hoe is. You both are Queen of the Hoes alright?”

They both chuckled and agreed.

“So what you going to do about your non-existent love life, Siri?” Jessi asked me.

“I don’t fucking know. But one things for sure; I’m not sucking another dick unless I get to cum first.” I said confidently and took a bite of my meal.

We then heard someone spit their drink out and a few ’Yuck!” and “What the hell?!” from the table behind me. I turned around and saw a group of 7 guys; 4 sat facing my way and 3 with their backs to me.

“Everything ok?” I asked them with concern on my face.

They all looked at me in shock as I guess they weren’t expecting me to turn around and check on them. I looked at all of them and my eyes lingered on one guy for a bit longer than the others. His eyes were quite doe-eyed. Like a deer in the headlights. How cute.

He had a hot eye-brow piercing too. Ooo I do love that bad boy look...

One of the guys whose back was to me said “We’re fine. He doesn’t like coffee and drank the wrong drink. Right, Tae?”

The one I assumed called Tae whose back was to me nodded his head. “Yep! Sorry! Continue with your meals!”

I looked at all of them again with a raised eye-brow as I didn’t really believe that excuse. I know it was because they heard what I said. I don’t really care if they heard to be honest. All of them gave a shy or awkward smile at me. I glanced one more time at the doe-eyed one and he gave me a small smile. His smile was really sweet. I gave a smile back to him and nodded my head at them then turned back to my friends.

Jessi leaned in and whispered to me, “They are hot as fuck!”

I mouthed the words ‘I know’ and we continued to eat happily.

“Ok ladies! I gotta pick the kids up and take them to school,” I tell them.

I then heard an ‘Aw, damn!’ from the table behind me and wondered what they were talking about. None of my business though so I got my bag and gave Jessi and Hwasa a hug. I then glanced quickly at the hot guys as I walked past them and they looked my way. I gave a small smile as I walked past and they gave small smiles back.

I went to the counter and paid for my breakfast. I gave Felix an extra $30 on top and he smiled widely at me as usual.

“Thanks so much Noona! See you when you’re next in.”

“See ya Felix. Bye Bang Chan!” I yelled out as I started walking towards the door.

“See you Noona!” I heard from the kitchen and giggled.

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