Chapter 1
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(1-'ONCE UPON A TIME, MY NAME IS MS.WYNONA WOLFE, I GO TO SCHOOL AND DO COOL ARTISAN STUFF AND ART STUFF, TOO. I GOT THIS SECRET, IT'S A BIG SECRET, NOBODY AT SCHOOL, IN FACT, NOBODY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, NOT EVEN THE HANDSOMEST PEOPLE EVEN KNOW IT, YET, ABOUT MY SECRETS, IT'S A BIG SECRET, I'LL TELL YOU, BUT, SADLY, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN BUY IT, TOO. SO, HERE IT IS, I'LL JUST START IT FROM THE VERY BEGINNINGS, A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, FIRST, THIS HAPPENED!... THERE WAS A MAGICAL-SUPER-POWERED-ROBOT LIVING UNDERNEATH MY BEDROOM FLOORS!...'-I REPLIED IN MY MIND, SMILED.
"WHUZZAT?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"FUNNY, I DON'T RECALL THE OUTSIDE OF THE LABS LOOKING SO-! SO GIRLY!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
(I PANICKED AND SCREAMED IN MY FREAK-OUT-MODE, TOO.)
"THAT NOISE-! IS THAT A NEW ALARM OF SOME SORT?!... IT'S OTHERWORLDLY-!?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED. "AND WHERE IS THAT DRAFTY-BREEZES COMING FROM?!..."
(I SCREAMED AGAIN TO GET HIS ATTENTIONS TO MAKE HIM JUMP OUT OF THE WAYS AND GO AWAY AFTER SWATTING MY PILLOWS AT IT, LIKE A FLY-SWATTER-THINGY SWATTING ITSELF AT A FLY ON A WALL, SOMEWHERE IN OUR HOME, TOO.)
"NEYEH! NEYEHHUH?!... A PRE-TEEN-HUMAN-KID?!... HAVE I HARMED YOU!?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.
"DUDE! YOU-! YOU FRIED THE FOOTSIES OUT OF MY P.JAMMIES!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"OH, NO! I'VE HARMED AN INNOCENT!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!... THIS IS MY BEDROOM! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM-!?!... WAIT-! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU ANYWAY!?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"THAT'S CLASSIFIED!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WHAT!?!..."-I REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"YOU COULD BE AN AGENT OF EVIL!..."-HE REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!... I'M WEARING FOOTSIES-P.JAMMIES IN HERE!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"A CLEVER DISGUISE! ARE YOU WORKING WITH THE SOVIETS!?!..."-SHE WONDERED, FROWNED.
"WHAT?! SOVIETS?!... ARE YOU SERIOUS?!... THE SOVIET UNION IS OLD NEWS! THEY CLOSED DOWN WEEKS AGO! WE LEARNED ABOUT THAT LAST WEEK!..."-I REPLIED TO HER, FROWNED.
"WHAT!?! LAST WEEK?!..."-SHE WONDERED, FROWNED.
"IN SCHOOL! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"IN CRYOGENIC-SLUMBER, I'M TOLD!... IN A REFRIGERATED-JAR-TUBE-CAPSULE-THINGY!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YOU'RE A ROBOT?!"-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"WHERE'D YOU'D GET THAT INFORMATION!?!..."-SHE WONDERED, FROWNED.
"YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE STUCK IN A JAR-TUBE-THINGY!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"THAT'S CLASSIFIED!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YOU ALREADY SAID IT!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"THAT'S CLASSIFIED, TOO!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE ROBOTS THAT'S ALREADY BEEN ALL OVER THE NEWS ON TV LAST NIGHT! THE ONES WHO STOLE AWAY ALL THAT ART MUSEUM STUFF!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WHAT!?! I'M A ROBOT, DEAR! I'M A GRADE-'A' PRODUCE-ROBOTIC-SUPER-ROBOT!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED. "A SOLDIER OF THE UNITED STATES! MY POWERS ARE THE RESULTS OF AN IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC ENDEAVOR! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN AND THOUGH, HEROES ARE BORN AND MADE! YOU SHOULD COUN'T YOURSELF LUCKY!..."
"YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE MAGICAL ROBOTS!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED, IN AWE, BLUSHED, SMILED.
"ROBOTE, DEAR! DON'T TOUCH ME!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"ALRIGHT, A MAGIC ROBOTE!... HEH HEH!..."-I REPLIED, GIGGLED, SMILED.
"I'VE BEEN FROZENED IN SLEEP FOR YEARS, SO, PARDON MY FRIGID MEMORIES, BUT, SADLY, DETAILS SURROUNDING MY RECENT RECACTIVATION INTO HEROICS SERVICES ARE AS FOLLOWS-!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
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(MANY HOURS AGO, IN THE SCIENCE LABS BELOW THE FLOORS OF WYNONA'S BEDROOM-!...)-
"DR.NORTH!?!... DR.WOLFE!?!..."-CAP.JAROGONOT NORTH CRIED OUT TO THEM, AFTER SHE WOKE UP FROM HYPER-SLEEP IN THAT SAME JAR-TUBE-THINGY, TOO. "ODD, THE SCIENCE LABS SEEMED TO BE STRANGELY TOO QUIET!..."
"CAP.MEGA-WOMAN!..."-DR.NORTH CRIED OUT TO HER, FROWNED.
"MMMEHUH?! WHO'S THERE?!..."-SHE WONDERED, FROWNED.
"NO ONE, MADAM! JUST US!..."-DR.A.C.E.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"DOCTOR!... THEY'VE REDUCED YOU DOWN TO A MERE HEAD?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AKA MEGA-WOMAN WONDERED, IN A FREAK OUT MODE, AGAIN, SHE FROWNED.
"CALM YOURSELF, SOLDIER! I'M ONLY SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO YOU THROUGH A VIA SATTELITE-HOLOGRAM-IMAGING!..."-DR.A.C.E.NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WHO'S DONE THIS TO YOU!?!... HAS THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL STRUCK, AGAIN!?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.
"YOUNG-LASSIE-SOLDIER, YOU'VE BEEN IN CRYOGENIC-SLUMBER! YOU HAVE-! HIBERNATION SLEEP-SICKNESS! HOW'S YOUR HEARING AND EYESIGHT?!..."-DR.NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.
"GOOD ENOUGH TO KNOW AND SEE THAT YOU'RE A FLOATING HEAD, MADAM!... IT DISTURBS ME! CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"SOLDIER, YOU FORGET, THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN SLUMBER FOR SOME 2020ISH YEARS! FORGIVE ME!... TECHNOLOGY HAS BEEN ADVANCED, SINCE YOU WENT INTO HIDING!..."-SHE TOLD HER, REPLIED, FROWNED. "I'M SAFELY IN ORBIT, BEAMING DOWN TO YOU FROM MY SATELLITE SPACE STATIONS!... YOU'VE BEEN SUMMONED FROM YOUR LITTLE HIBERNATION SLEEP, BECAUSE-!..."
"BECAUSE YOU'VE FINALLY FOUND THEM!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"YES! AT LAST!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"I'VE DOWNLOADED ALL OF THE PERTINENT INFORMATIONS INTO THE MAIN-CORD-SYSTEMS!...SIMPLY PLUG THE OUTPUT NODULE INTO YOUR HEAD! LIKE SO-!..."-DR.A.C.E.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"I'LL DO IT, MYSELF! IF YOU DON'T MIND IT!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"AFTER 2020ISH YEARS IN HIBERNATION SLEEP, AND, FROM OF SIELNCE, THE PHANTOM-MAN, AND, BANG-BANG-MAN ESCAPED FROM PRISON, AND, THE REST OF THE BROTHERHOOD HAVE ESCAPED FROM JAIL AND RESURFACED! THEY'VE LOOTED A WORLD FAMOUS ART MUSEUM AND PEDDLED THEIR ILL-GOTTEN-GOODS ON VARIOUS INTERNET AUCTION HOUSES! WE'VE MANAGED TO TRACK THEIR BASES OF OPERATIONS DOWN HERE! IN CYBERVILLE, U.S.A! STRANGELY, WITHIN WALKING A LONG DISTANCE AWAY FROM YOUR OWN SECRET BASE! IT'S ASSUMED THAT THEY MAYBE ATTEMPTING TO BAIT YOU OUT OF HIDING! BE ON GUARD, SOLDIER! THE WELL BEING OF ART AND CASH FROM BANKS IS IN YOUR HANDS! GOOD LUCK, SOLDIER!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"SO, THE PHANTOM-MAN HAS APPEARED AND REARED HIS FRILLY LITTLE HEAD!... AND WITH BANG-BANG-MAN AT HIS SIDES!... EGAD!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED. "I BETTER PREPARE MYSELF TO BRING THIS SITUATION TO A CLOSE END!... INTERESTING! THEY APPEAR TO HAVE GONE UNDERGROUND!... SETTING UP A BASE IN THE SEWERS!... HOW ORIGINAL! IT COULD BE A TRAP! OH, WHAT TO DO!?!... I GUESS, DISPERSEMENT OF DILL-JUSITCE IS ALWAYS A FIRST PRIORITY!..."
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(MANY HOURS LATER ON!...)-
"WELL, THAT'S QUITE A DILLY OF A TALE!... AND, HOW EXACTLY DID DESTROYING MY BEDROOM FLOORS FIGURE INTO YOUR SILLY HEROICS, MR.BLUES-BUMPS?!..."-I ASKED HER, KINDLY, FROWNED.
"I'M ADDRESSED TO BE KNOWN AS MEGA-WOMAN!... WAIT-! WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?!... YOU'RE HAMPERING WITH THE APPREHENSIONS OF KNOWN CRIMINAL ELEMENTS!... I MUST BE OFF!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"DAVID!!..."-I CALLED OUT TO HIM, HE'S MY HALF BROTHER ON MY DAD'S SIDE, SPEAKING OF DADS, WE WERE SPENDING THE NIGHT OVER AT HIS HOME, EVER SINCE THE DIVORCE ISSUES THING BETWEEN HIM AND MY MOM, AND, WHAT NOT, TOO. I HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY IMPORTANT ABOUT IT, RIGHT?!...
"WHAT'S UP!?!..."-DAVID CALLED OUT BACK TO ME, YAWNED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS-! BUT, IT'S TRUE-! IT IS! IT IS! THERE'S A ROBOT THAT CAN FLY, AND, SHOOT LASER-RED-HOT-HEAT-LAVA-AND-ICY-POWERS AND, SHE CAME OUT STRAIGHT OUTTA OF THE FLOORS-! AND, I THINK THAT SHE LIVES IN THERE OR SOMETHING-! AND, YOU GOTTA SEE IT-! SHE'S GOT A STAR ON HER HEAD-! AND, THE RUSSIANS-! SHE SAID ARE BAD NEWS ON THE TV-THINGY-! AND-!..."-I TOLD ALL OF THAT STUFF TO HIM, BUT, SADLY, HE SLAMMED THE BEDROOM-DOOR TO HIS BACK ON ME, WITHOUT PROOF, HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ME, ABOUT IT, YET, ANYWAY, TOO. "FINE, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, ANYWAYS!!..."
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(SO, A MAGIC ROBOTIC-SUPER-ROBOT LIVES UNDERNEATH MY BEDROOM FLOORS, SHE'S GOT TO HAVE A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL STUFF DOWN THERE, TOO.)
(WYNONA'S P.O.V.)-
"HEY!!... IS THERE ANY MORE ROBOTIC-PEOPLE OR FOOD PEOPLE DOWN IN THERE?!..."-I CALLED DOWN AND OUT TO THEM IN IT, WONDERED, FROWNED, NO ANSWERS FROM IT BACK TO ME, YET, TOO. "ALRIGHT, THEN! HAVE IT YOUR WAYS! I'M COMING DOWN! WOAH!...."
(I WAS SO SPEECHLESS DOWN THERE, TOO.)
"THIS MUST HAVE BEEN ONE RICH EVIL SCIENTIST! SHE'S GOT MORE STUFF THAN LU-LU-WOLFE!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
(OH, OKAY, SO, JUST SO YA KNOWN, THERE ARE THESE BULLIES IN MY SCHOOL, THE MOST POPULAR CROWDS IN SCHOOL, SHE'S THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH, SHE'S GOT RICH PARENTS, AND, SHE CHEATS ON TESTS AND QUIZES AND HOMEWORK, AND, SHE'S ALLOWED TO WEAR MAKE-UP IN CLASS, AND, SHE'S ALLOWED TO TALK AND PLAY GAMES AFTER HER HOMEWORK GETS DONE, AND, WELL, SHE'S TALL, WELL, TALLER THAN ME, AT LEAST, SHE'S GOT A CUTE HAIRCUT, AND, WHAT NOT, TOO. SHE'S JUST A PRETTY MUCH NOT A NICE GIRL, TOO. NOT THAT I'M PERFECT OR ANYTHING, YET, BUT, SADLY, YOU GET THE IDEAS, WE DON'T LIKE HER THAT VERY MUCH, IN FACT, WE HATE HER, AND, BY 'WE', I MEAN, ME AND TABBY PAYNESON, SHE'S MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR, AND, A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, TABBY'S WAS THE COOLEST, SHE'S GOT THIS WOLF-POODLE-DOG NAMED ORION, AND, THAT LIKES TO LICK PEOPLE'S FACES AND PLAYS FETCH WITH THEM AND WHAT NOT FOR IT, TOO. AND, STEPHEN IS ALSO A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, WHO SAT NEXT TO ME, IN CLASS, WE DATED FOR A WHILE, AND, THEN, WE DIDN'T, AFTER THAT MESS, AND, WE JUST BECAME GOOD FRIENDS, HE'S IN OUR CLASS, SOMETIMES, HE SITS ACROSS FROM ME OR IN FRONT OF ME IN CLASS, HE ACTS LIKE HE'S A FEW YEARS BEHIND US, AND, WHEN REALLY, HE'S NOT, AND, HE'S KIND OF TOO CUTE TO BE KILLED, ANYWAY, NOW, AGAIN, TOO. HE DOESN'T LIKE LULU WOLFE OR THE OTHER BULLIES IN OUR SCHOOL EITHER, BUT, SADLY, ONLY BECAUSE WE WON'T LET HIM IN IT FOR IT, EITHER, NOW, TOO. ANYWAYS, THERE YA GO, BACK TO THE ROBOTICS STUFF, TOO.)
"OH, MAN, I GOTTA BE THE LUCKIEST KID IN THE WORLD! AND, MAN, DO I FEEL LIKE I'M THE SMALLEST HOT DOG-KID IN THE WORLD'S CRAZIEST MICROWAVE! THIS PLACE IS LIKE BLINKY-BUTTONED-CITY! WHOO-MAMA!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED. "WHAT THE HECK?! IS THIS A TV-SUIT-MAN OR SOMETHING?!... WHY'S THE ROBOT NEED A T.V.-SUIT-MAN?!... MAYBE SOME KIND OF ROBOT OR SOMETHING?! HOW DO YA TURN HIM ON?! OH, DUH!..."
"HELLO THERE! PLEASE SELECT A CHANNEL FOR VIEWING ON ME!..."-TV-SUIT-MAN REPLIED, SMILED.
"UM, HI THERE, WHAT ARE YOU?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"MAY I SUGGEST-! AN EDUCATIONAL CHANNEL?!..."-TV-SUIT-MAN WONDERED, SMILED.
"NO, THANKS!... I'M GOOD!..."-I REPLIED, AS I QUICKLY TURNED ITS'S BUTTONS OFF ON THE OFF-BUTTON, SMILED.
"WHAT?! NO! AWWW! COME ON-!..."-TV-SUIT-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"I GUESS YA GOTTA WATCH IT ON WHAT YOU TURN ON FROM IN HERE!... HUH, KIDS?!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED. "WELL, LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT IN HERE!... STATUS ACTIVE, HUH?! ALRIGHT, THEN, LET'S SEE ON WHAT WE CAN FIND OUT MORE ABOUT 'MS.CLASSIFIED!...' OKEE-DOKEE! OH, COME ON!..."
'IN THE YEARS OF 2020ISH, A WORLD RENOWNED SCIENTIST KNOWN AS DR.A.C.E.NORTH ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED SOME ROBOTS PARTS FROM HER SCIENCE PROJECTS INTO THE PATHS OF AN EXPERIMENTAL CONFABULATOR-THINGY! THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF THIS ROBOT WAS ALTERED AND ENHANCED! OVERLY DEVELOPED INTO MUSCLE FORMS AND, INSTANEOUSLY, A GAMMA-ENRICHED-VINEGAR COURSED THROUGH THE VEINS OF THE NEW CREATURE, SHE BECAME INTELLIGENT, NOBLE, BRAVE, MOSTLY TRUE AND MOSTLY TASTY-GOOD-LOOKIN', TOO!... THE ROBOT WAS CODE-NAMED MEGA-WOMAN! AND, A STRICT TRAINING REGIMEN BEGAN UNDER THE SUPERVISIONS OF DR.A.C.E.NORTH, THE ROBOT'S SUPERPOWERS WERE HOMED TO BE SWEET AND SOUR IN PERFECTION! AND, DILL-JUSTICE BECAME HER ONLY DESIRE FOR BAD GUYS IN DISGUISES FOR IT, TOO. IT WAS ONLY DECIDED THAT OUR NEW HERO-MEGAWOMAN AND INDEED ALL OF HUMANITY WOULD BENEFIT FROM A MUCH LARGER TEAM OF FRESH AND GREENY-ROBOTIC-HEROES WHO WERE EXPERIMENTS CONDUCTED ON MORE FOODS, BUT, ALAS, A BACKFIRE, IN THE SCIENCE LABS ONLY PRODUCED THEM TO BE THE EVIL BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL!... THE SUCCESS OF MEGAWOMAN COULD NOT BE REPLICATED OR REPLACED, AND, THE FAILED TEST SUBJECTS, AND, THE EVIL BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL ESCAPED INTO THE OUTSIDE WORLD OF HUMANITY ON MIDDLE EARTH, OUT OF THE V.R.GAMES-SYSTEM-WORLD, AND, LANDED THEMSELVES IN CYBERVILLE TOWN, AND, SO, THE HERO-MEGAWOMAN WAS PUT INTO A CRYOGENIC SLUMBER TO SUPER-CHARGE HER POWERS, AND, WHEN THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL-TEAM WOULD RESURFACE ITSELF, CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AKA MEGAWOMAN WOULD BE PULLED OUT OF THE JARS AND TO BE PUT BACK INTO ACTION TO STOP THEM, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!...'-COMPUTER VOICES REPLIED, SMILED, FROWNED.
"THAT'S IT!?!... WHAT KIND OF POWERS DOES IT REALLY HAVE!?!... THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE-!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
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(MEANWHILE, IT WAS ON A DARK AND NOT SO STORMY NIGHT!...)-
"SWEET RELISH! IT'S WORSE THAN I FEARED THE MOST!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH CRIED OUT IN WHISPERS VERY QUIETLY TO HERSELF, FROWNED.
"THIS IS MY GANG! BANG-BANG-MAN! YOU FALL IN LINE OR YA HIT THE ROADS!!..."-PHANTOM-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"I KNEW THAT YOU COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!..."-BANG-BANG-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"NOW COME ON, YOU GUYS-! WE CAN WORK THIS OUT..."-SHOOTER-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WILL YOU TWO JUST PIPE IT DOWN!?!... YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE HERE!..."-SQUISH-SQUASH-WOMAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"THEY'VE REUNITED-! THE ENTIRE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL!!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH QUIETLY GROWLED AND WHISPERED, MOSTLY QUITE LOUDLY TO HERSELF, FROWNED.
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS, SHOOTER-MAN! THIS LEAF-HEAD-MAN IS LETTING US DOWN!..."-BANG-BANG-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"I DIDN'T JUST COME OUT OF HIDING-!..."-SHOOTER-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED. "TO LISTEN TO YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS-DISCARDS FIGHTS LIKE A COUPLE OF GOOF-OFFS!...YOU WHAT I SEE HERE?! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!... AMATEUR HOUR! I'M TAKING OVER IT!..."
"ARE YOU DARING TO CHALLENGE THE PHANTOM-MAN!?!..."-PHANTOM-MAN REPLIED, CRIED OUT, FROWNED. "COME ON, THEN!!..."
"ARE WE ALL IN AGREEMENT THAT THIS ONES'S NOT LEADING US?!..."-SHOOTER-MAN REPLIED, AFTER PUNCHING HIM BACK IN THE FACE WITH HIS GUN, FROWNED.
"YA DIDN'T HAVE TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT-!..."-PHANTOM-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"OH, YEAH!..."-BOTH BANG-BANG-MAN AND SQUISH-SQUASH-WOMAN REPLIED, SMILED.
"BUT, SADLY, WE DO NEED SOME KIND OF LEADER! AND, SOME PRESIDENTS'S NAMES WERE ALREADY TAKEN!..."-BANG-BANG-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"FOR WHAT!?! I SAY THAT WE JUST DITCH IT AND, MEGAWOMAN AND KEEP UP THIS ART SCAM PLANS!... SPLIT THE MONEY-REWARDS!... WHAT DO YOU THINK SQUISH-SQUASH?!..."-SHOOTER-MAN ASKED HER, KINDLY, FROWNED.
"I DON'T KNOW! I'M NO GOOD WITH MAKING DECISIONS, BETWEEN YOU TWO FOOLS!..."-SQUISH-SQUASH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"HEY, WATCH IT, LADY!..."-BANG-BANG REPLIED, FROWNED. "YEAH, DON'T ASK SQUISH-SQUASH-WOMAN, SHE'S AS MUCH AS WISH-WASH AS SHE IS FOR MUSCLES!..."
"WELL, WHOEVER LEADS US BETTER HAVE A GOOD PLAN TO DEAL WITH MEGAWOMAN!... YOU KNOW ITS'S JUST ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SHE AND THE ZONE-COPS COME AFTER US!..."-PHANTOM-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
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"HOW RIGHT YOU ARE, PHANTOM-MAN-!... YOUR TIME HAS COME-!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"MEGAWOMAN!!... WE MEET AGAIN!!..."-AN UNKNOWN SHIFTY MALE-VOICES REPLIED, CALLED OUT TO HER, AGAIN, GRINS, FROWNED.
"NEYEH-HUH?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, GASPS, FROWNED. "IT'S DR.SOUTH!!..."
"I FEAR THAT YOU HAVE BEEN FROZENED FOR TOO LONG!... LETS'S SEE, IF YOU HAVE GONE AS BAD AS ME!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YOU'VE GROWN FAST, DR.SOUTH-! AARGH-!!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED. "WRAPPING-! AROUND-! ME-!... OH, I GET IT!... A SCHWARMA-LIKE-WRAP-TRAP!... HA-HA!..."
"WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT ON WHAT TO DO ABOUT MEGAWOMAN! NOW, THAT WE'RE BACK IN ACTION, SHE'S GONNA BE AFTER ALL OF US!... ANY IDEAS ON HOW WE STOP HER!?!..."-PHANTOM-MAN REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"SHE'S BEEN DEALT WITH IT! I'M IN CHARGE, NOW!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"DR.SOUTH!?!..."-PHANTOM-MAN CRIED OUT, FROWNED.
"HE'S DREAMY!..."-SQUISH-SQUASH-WOMAN REPLIED, SMILED.
"HEY, WHO INVITED HIM!?!..."-BANG-BANG-MAN WONDERED, FROWNED.
"YOU KIDDING?! HE'S INSANE HERE! INSANE!..."-SHOOTER-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"A NEW AGE IS UPON US, MY FELLOW BROTHERS OF THIS ENTIRE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL! NOW, WITH MEGAWOMAN OUT OF THE WAYS!... AND, OUT OF COMISSIONS, THE WORLD IS OURS!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"WAIT-! HOW'D YOU'D EVEN KNOW WE WERE HERE?!..."-PHANTOM-MAN WONDERED, FROWNED.
"YEAH, WE WAS TRYING TO DITCH YOU!..."-BANG-BANG-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YEAH!..."-SHOOTER-MAN AGREED, FROWNED.
"VERY WELL! YOUR BRAINS ARE WELL FASTER THAN THEIR EXPIRATION DATES! AS SOON AS YOU ALL CAME OUT OF HIDING, IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WOULD WAKE UP FROM HER CRYOGENIC SLUMBER AND TRY TO HUNT YOU DOWN! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHE'S OUR SWORN ENEMY-! WHEN SHE SET OUT-! I FOLLOWED AFTER HER!...PRETTY SLICK, EH?! HEH-HEH!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"MUST-! SUMMON-! THE PROCESSOR-MAN FOR HELP-!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"WHAT-!?!... HEY! HOW CAN THIS NOT BE WAKING UP THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED. "ALRIGHT, NOW, WHAT?! THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD! WHAT THE HECK-!?!..."
"OH, GREAT!!..."-PHANTOM-MAN CRIED OUT, FROWNED. "IT'S THE PROCESSOR-MAN! RUN AND HIDE!..."
"IS THAT A LITTLE KID STUCK IN IT'S STOMACH HATCH IN THERE?!..."-BANG-BANG WONDERED, CRIED OUT, FROWNED.
"LOOKS LIKE IT!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED. "TIME TO BUST OUT THE CROUTIONS, NOW!..."
"BRILLIANT! LETTING ME OUT, NOW, WHILE THE FIGHTING STILL STARTS OUT HERE! SAFETY FIRST, RIGHT!?!..."-I ASKED THEM, FROWNED. "GYAH!..."
"HUMMPH!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"HEY, WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE HOLES THAT YOU'VE LEFT IN MY BEDROOMS FLOORS, HUH!?!..."-I ASKED HER, FROWNED.
"PRIORITIES FIRST, DEAR!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED. "THERE'S DILL JUSTICE TO BE SERVED, FIRST!..."
"HAHA! YER MINE, NOW!..."-PHANTOM-MAN REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED. "NEYEH! SHE'S A MONSTER-WOMAN! NOOOOOOO!..."
"YA MISSED ONE! HERE YA GO! BACK IN JAIL FOR THE REST OF THEM!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED.
"WAIT A MINUTE! WHERE'S DR.SOUTH?! HE'S GONE MISSING!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.
"THE METAL-MAN-HEAD-GUY?!.... I SAW HIM TAKE OFF A COUPLE OF HOURS AND MINUTES AGO THROUGH THAT SEWER-MAN-HOLE! WE'LL NEVER CATCH HIM, NOW! CAUSE HE'S GONE!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"HE'LL GET HIS SHREDDINGS-JUSTICE SOON ENOUGH-! IN THE MEANTIME, WE'D BETTER GET YOU BACK TO HOME! IT'S A SCHOOL-NIGHT, ISN'T IT?! RIGHT?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"AWW, MAN, YEAH! DID YA KNOW ON HOW COOL YA WERE UNTIL YA JUST SAID THAT!?!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
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"CAN'T YOU CARRY ME OR SOMETHING?!..."-I ASKED HER, FROWNED.
"NOPE! YOU'D IMPEDE MY LIGHTENING REFLEXES, IF DUTY WAS CALLED OUT TO ME!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"OH, FINE! WHATEVER!..."-I REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED. "HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIG ROBOT MIXER THINGY THAT CARRIED ME OVER HERE?!..."
"AH, THE PROCESSOR-MAN! AN INGENIOUS DEVICE! IT'S PROGRAMMED TO RETURN BACK H.Q. AT A BATTLES'S END, AFTER ALL CULPRITS HAVE BEEN DETAINED!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"BUT, YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET ALL OF THEM, YET! THAT SOUTH-MAN IS STILL ON THE LOOSE!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"NOT FOR LONG! AS I GET YOU BACK HOME, THE HUNT WILL BEGIN!... A MOMENT, I WILL RELISH AND LOOK FOR IT!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"OH, WHATEVER! I JUST WANT TO GET INTO SOME ACTUAL NICE CLOTHES BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED. "I WILL NOT BE SEEN IN FOOTSIE-P.J.AMMIES!..."
"THE FEET ARE GONE!... THEY'RE REALLY NO LONGER FOOTSIES!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YEAH, NO THANKS TO YOU!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED. "SO, HOW ABOUT YOU ZAP A STAR ON HOGGIN AND I HELP YOU OUT HERE?!..."
"I'LL DO NO SUCH THING!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED."NOW, STOP TALKING, I'M CONSIDERING MY NEXT MOVE!..."
"I KNOW THE PERFECT THE MOVES!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED. "MAKE ME YOUR PARTNER! WE'LL BE THE PERFECT TEAM!..."
"WHAT'S THIS 'WE?!...'"-SHE WONDERED, FROWNED. "I WORK ALONE! NO MORE SIDEKICKS!..."
"AWW, COME ON!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED. "YOU LET THE DR.SOUTH-GUY GET AWAY! AN' YA WANNA KNOW WHY?!..."
"ENLIGHTEN ME!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"CAUSE YOU KEPT ME OUT OF THE ACTION!... I'M YOUR WHITE KNIGHT!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED. "I WANT A COOL NAME, IF I'M GONNA BE YOUR SIDEKICKS! MAYBE IRON-CHEF-WOMAN! NAW! THAT'S ALREADY TAKEN!..."
"NO SIDEKICKS! MY LAST BATCH OF IT WENT BAD! I WORK ALONE!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"COME ON! HOW ABOUT THE BLACK-OLIVE-WIDOW! I COULD WEAR MY DANCE PANTS AND MY BLACK TURTLE-NECK! HOW ABOUT THAT?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"HOW 'BOUT 'NO'!?!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"THE 'SWEET TOMATOES! THAT'S IT! HAHA!...'"-I REPLIED, SMILED.
"HURMPH!... LOOK! WEREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT NOT BEING SEEN IN THEM, BEFORE THE SUN CAME UP!?!..."-SHE ASKED ME, FROWNED.
"YEAH, SO?!..."-I REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"WELL, IT'S UP!..."-SHE REPLIED, SMILED.
"GAH!..."-I GASPED IN REPLY, FROWNED.
"YEAH, SO, YOU BETTER HEAD ON HOME, NOW! AND, I BETTER GO AFTER THE DR.SOUTH!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED, SMILED.
"NYAHH!..."-I REPLIED GASPS, FROWNED, "I GOTTA GET HOME! GOTTA GET HOME! GOTTA GET-!... OH, NO-! OH, NO! LULU WOLFE IS THERE! AND, SO, IS THE HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH! OH, NO! I'M STILL IN MY FOOTSIE P.JAMMIES!... OH, NO, HE'S, TURNING, AROUND!... HIDE NOW! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! DON'T LET HIM SEE ME! PLEASE, DON'T LET HIM SEE ME!... PLEASE!!..."
"BAM! I KNOW, RIGHT?!..."-MR.H.J.C.RUSHMAN REPLIED, SMILED.
"DUDE!... THAT'S COOL!..."-HIS SECOND FRIEND REPLIED, SMILED.
"DID HE JUST SEE ME?! THROUGH THE T.V.-MOVIE THINGY?!... NO, HE COULDN'T HAVE SEEN ME, YET! THAT'D BE IMPOSSIBLE!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"HEY, WYNONA!... WHAT'S UP?!..."-STEPHEN WONDERED, FROWNED.
"OH, NO, STEPHEN-MAN! SHUT UP! SHHHH!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WHY?!... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!..."-STEPHEN WONDERED, FROWNED. "AW, MAN, IS IT DRESS-UP DAY!?! NOBODY EVER TELLS ME NOTHING! I MEAN, I WOULD'VE COME CAPTAIN-CABOOSE-MAN! HE'S THE BEST! AW, MAN!..."
"ISN'T THAT WYNONA WOLFE?!... YOU KNOW SHE COULD USE A REAL BETTER FRIEND THAN THAT! CAUSE HANGING OUT WITH THE FIRE HYDRANTS-PEOPLE ARE JUST KIND OF EMBARASSING!..."-LULU-WOLFE REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"EXCUSE ME!?!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"OH, IT IS JUST WYNONA WOLFE! BUT, SADLY, WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT OUTFIT?!..."-LULU-WOLFE REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"HEY, STEPHEN, LOOK! THERE'S ONE FOR YA!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED.
"ONE WHAT?!..."-LULU-WOLFE REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"HMMM! NEVERMIND, STEPHEN! I THOUGHT THAT WE'D ACTUALLY AND FINALLY FOUND A COOL PERSON! MY BAD, IT'S JUST PLAIN-OLD-LOSER-LULU-WOLFE-WOMAN!..."-I REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"TSK!... PLEASE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF ME!..."-LULU REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YOU KNOW, MAYBE, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LULU-WOLFE-! I'M PROBABLY JEALOUS!..."-I REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED. "I MEAN, I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD OR AS MEAN AS YOU OR AS INCONSIDERATE OR AS UNFUNNY AS YOU-!... IT JUST KILLS ME! I CAN'T GET OVER IT!..."
"HI, LULU!..."-STEPHEN REPLIED IN LOVE, SMILED.
"THAT'S AMAZING! HOW DID YOU GET YOUR PET COCKROACH TO TALK!?!..."-LULU WOLFE WONDERED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"LULU, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE RUDE TO STEPHEN!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"OH, I WASN'T-! I WAS JUST ASKING ON HOW YOU GOT HIM TO TALK!..."-SHE REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"HA-HA-HA!..."-I DID A FAKE LAUGH, REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"I KNOW, FUNNY, RIGHT?!..."-LULU WOLFE WONDERED, GRINS, GIGGLED, FROWNED.
"HEY, ASK HER WHY SHE'S STILL WEARING HER P.JAMMAS!..."-HER FRIEND JOEY WONDERED, SMILED.
"YEAH, WHAT IS IT, WITH THAT OUTFIT?!..."-LULU-WOLFE WONDERED, FROWNED.
"OH, THIS?!... OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE FASHION'S WORLD'S LATEST INS AND OUTS! THIS IS THE LATEST EVENING-WEAR-P.J.S! AVAILABLE ONLY TO A SELECT NUMBER OF HIGH SOCIETY INDIVIDUALS! I WEAR IT WHILE ATTENDING UPPER-CLASS FUNCTIONS! LIKE THE PARTY THAT I WAS UP AT ALL NIGHT LONG!... SEE, IT'S VERSATILE! WHEN YOU'RE OUT VERY LATE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE, WHEN YOU GET HOME! YA JUST HOP IT IN BED WITH IT!... I JUST THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT BACK TO HOME, BEFORE THE SUN CAME UP, AT LEAST, THIS TIME!..."-I REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"I JUST THINK THAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' WEIRD!..."-LULU WOLFE REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YEAH, WELL, IF BEING IN MY OWN ORIGINALITY IS WEIRD, THEN, I WONDER, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?!..."-I WONDERED, REPLIED, FROWNED. "BRAINLESS?! BORING?! A WASTE OF MY TIME?!..."
"NONE OF THE ABOVE, SWEETIE! IT'S CALLED BEING JUST FINE AND JUST NORMAL!..."-SHE REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"WHAT DO YA MEAN BY THAT?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"OH, NOTHING! OOPS! THE BUS IS FINALLY HERE! SEE YOU AT SCHOOL! AS IF-! HEH HEH!..."-SHE REPLIED, GRINS, SMILED, FROWNED, SMILED.
"OH, MAN, GONNA BE LATE!..."-STEPHEN REPLIED, CRIED OUT, FROWNED.
"HEH HEH!..."-LULU'S FRIEND GIGGLED AT ME, SMILED.
***
(MEANWHILE, I JUST SNIFFLED AND CRIED OUT LOUD ON MY WAYS BACK TO HOME, AFTER LULU PICKED ON ME, TOO.)
"I'M CHANGING MY CLOTHES! I COULDN'T BEAR TO WEAR ON WHAT I WAS WEARING OUT THERE!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED. "SHEEZ!... YOU'D BETTER GET DRESSED AND CHANGE IN IT, TOO!..."
"DRESSED?! LIKE A SALAD?!... IS THAT A THREAT?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.
"WHAT?!... NO!... YOU'RE ALL HALF NUDIES!... PUT ON SOME CLOTHES, IF YOU'RE COMING TO SCHOOL WITH ME!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"I'M AFRAID NOT!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YER GONNA STAY HALF-NUDE?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"I'M WEARING A STAR-BLACK-SUIT! WITH A COWGIRL HAT ON ME! TASTFUL, YET, MYSTERIOUSLY REVEALING! ALL THE UNIFORMS I DARE ONLY TO CONSTRICT MYSELF WITH!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WHAT!?!..."-I WONDERED, FROWNED.
"BUT, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!..."-SHE REPLIED, FROWNED. "MY SCHOOLING WAS CONCLUDED WEEKS AGO! SORRY, KID! BUT, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!..."
"BUT, I NEED YOUR HELP! LULU'S BEEN PICKING ON ME!..."-I REPLIED IN A FREAK OUT MODE, FROWNED.
"NOT MY PROBLEM! WAIT! WHERE'S MY SECRET LAIR!?!... WERE YOU FOLLOWED?!... HAVE YOU COMPROMISED MY POSITIONS, YET?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED IN A FREAK OUT MODE, FROWNED.
"I HAD TO THROW A SMALL RUG OVER MY FLOORS OVER IT, CAP.OBSERVANT! CHILL! I DIDN'T WANT MY MOM SEEING IT, YET!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"A BRILLIANT PLOY-IDEA! AND KUDDOS FOR THINKING OUTSIDE OF THE BOX!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"Y'KNOW, I THINK THAT I CAN HANDLE THIS LULU THING ON MY OWN! YOU'RE BEING WEIRD!..."-I REPLIED, ROLLS EYES, FROWNED.
"I'M SIMPLY HIGHLY ADVANCED AND MISUNDERSTOOD! BUT, BRAVO FOR TACKLING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, HEAD-ON!... GOOD LUCK AT SCHOOL FOR TODAY!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER! I'M GONNA MAKE MYSELF LUNCH AND THEN I'M OUTTA HERE! SO, DON'T GO MAKING ANYMORE HOLES IN MY BEDROOMS, ALRIGHT?!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED, SMILED, FROWNED. "OH, MAN, AM I LATE FOR SCHOOL! I BETTER HURRY IT UP! IT'LL BE LUNCH-TIME BY THE TIMES I GET THERE!..."
***
(MEANWHILE, MANY MINUTES LATER ON-!...)
"SHE'S A SWEET GIRL! BUT, SADLY, I FORSEE THE CONFLICTS!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED, FROWNED. "AT ANY RATE, THE NUMBER ONE PRIORITY FOR ME IS TO LOCATE THE EVIL SCIENTIST DR.SOUTH!..."
"AH, MEGAWOMAN! GOOD TO SEE YOU, AGAIN!..."-DR.A.C.E.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"DR.NORTH!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED. "I SEEK DR.SOUTH!... DO YOU HAVE A LEAD ON HIM?!..."
"SOLDIER, I'M AFRAID THERE'S NOTHING ON HIM IN MY DATABASES, YET!... UPON THE RETURN OF THE PROCESSOR-MAN BACK TO BASE, I HAD THE REST OF OUR BROTHERHOOD CREW QUESTIONED!... THEY APPERENTLY DISLIKE DR.SOUTH FOR DITCHING THEM! AND, THEY KNOW NOTHING OF HIS METHODS, YET!..."-DR.A.C.E.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"PERHAPS, MAYBE, I SHOULD SPEAK WITH THEM DIRECTLY!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
"THEY'RE ALL DOWN THE HALL IN DEEP-FREEZE-JAILS! GOOD LUCK!..."-DR.A.C.E.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.
***
(MEANWHILE-!...)
"OKAY, THEN-!... WHO'S READY TO SPILL THE BEANS!?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, WONDERED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BEANS! BUT, THE SHOOTER-MAN MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HIM! ASK HIM!..."-BANG-BANG-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.
"I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND Q'S! TALK TO THE PHANTOM-MAN ABOUT IT!..."-SHOOTER-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED, SMILED, FROWNED.
"SO, WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD, PHANTOM-MAN?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.
"AHHH! MEGAWOMAN WANTS WORDS! BRAVE WORDS FOR A FOOLISH HERO!... I'VE GOT ONLY ONE WORD FOR YOU, BUT, ONLY IF YOU LET ME OUT TO TALK FACE TO FACE FOR IT-!..."-PHANTOM-MAN REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"ALRIGHT, WHY NOT?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"WHAT!?!..."-SHOOTER-MAN CRIED OUT, FROWNED. "AWWW, MAN!..."
"THE GOOD WORDS'S FREEDOM, BABY!!... WHOOHOO!... OH, YEAH!..."-PHANTOM-MAN REPLIED, SMILED.
"ABSOLUTELY NO HELP AT ALL!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, GROANS, AFTER SHE CLOSED THE DOORS BACK DOWN ON HIM, FROWNED. "I GUESS DR.NORTH WAS PROBABLY RIGHT!..."
"GOODBYE, MEGAWOMAN! AND GOOD LUCK!... HEY, IF YOU SEE DR.SOUTH, WHEN YOU'RE IN THE KITCHENS, TELL HIM THAT I THINK HE'S DREAMY!..."-SQUISH-SQUASH REPLIED, SMILED.
"WHAT?! THE KITCHENS!?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, IN A FREAK-OUT-MODE, FROWNED.
"YEAH, HE WENT TO GO HIDE IN THE REFRIDGERATOR! AFTER HE FOLLOWED THE PROCESSOR-MAN BACK UP HERE TO YOUR SECRET SCIENCE LABS! HE CAME IN HERE FIRST, TO GLOAT ABOUT ON HOW HE HAD AN EVIL MASTER PLAN!... TO LIE IN WAIT FOR YOU AND THAT POOR LITTLE GIRL! HE'S SO CLEVER ABOUT IT-!..."-SWUISH-SQUASH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"BUT, IF THAT'S CORRECT, THEN-! OH, NO-! WYNONA WENT TO GO MAKE LUNCH-!... EGAD-!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.
***
(MEANWHILE, AT SHCOOL, DURING LUNCHTIMES!...)-
"WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO COME TO SCHOOL?!... WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?!..."-MY FRIEND TABBY ASKED ME, SMILED.
"YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE ME!..."-I REPLIED, SIGHS SADLY, FROWNED.
"PROBABLY NOT!... EVERYONE'S MAKING UP STUFF, TODAY!... I MEAN, STEPHEN WAS TALKING ABOUT DRESS UP DAY OR SOMETHING AND LULU-! SHE SAID THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO GET ON THE BUS IN YOUR PJ'S THIS MORNING!..."-TABBY REPLIED, SMILED. "I THINK THAT SHE'S LOST HER MIND!..."
"OH, REALLY!?!..."-I REPLIED, FROWNED.
"I MEAN, PAJAMMAS?! COME ON!..."-TABBY REPLIED, FROWNED. "IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY UP! MAKE IT FUNNY, AT LEAST! LIKE, IF YOU WERE DRESSED AS A PICKLE OR SOMETHING! THAT'S FUNNY!... I KILL MYSELF SOMETIMES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..."
"WHAT-!?! HEY!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED.
"WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY?!..."-TABBY ASKED ME, SMILED.
"UH-HUH!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED.
"YOU KNOW ON WHAT ELSE I HEARD?!..."-TABBY WONDERED, SMILED, FROWNED.
"NUH-UH!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED.
"I HEARD THAT LULU'S GONNA START A FOOD FIGHT TODAY AT 12:15, AND, EVERYONE WILL MAKE A HUGE MESS AND SO, THEY'D SEND US HOME EARLY TODAY!... LIKE THAT'S GONNA WORK!..."-TABBY REPLIED, FROWNED.
"YA DON'T SAY?!..."-I WONDERED, SMILED.
"WELL, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD!..."-TABBY REPLIED, SMILED.
"HEY, TABBY, WHAT IF WE STARTED ONE-?! FIRST-?!..."-I ASKED HER, SMILED.
"OH, I COULD NEVER-!..."-TABBY SMILED.
"HEY, LULU!..."-I CALLED OUT TO HER, SMILED.
"HUH?!..."-LULU WONDERED, FROWNED.
"TEE-HEE!..."-I GIGGLED, SMILED.
"HAHA!..."-TABBY GIGGLED, SMILED.
"NICE!..."-PARKER REPLIED, GIGGLED, SMILED.
"DID YOU SEE THAT?!..."-PARKER'S FRIEND ASKED HIM, WONDERED, GIGGLED, SMILED.
"OH-! OH, IT'S GAME ON!..."-LULU REPLIED, SMILED.
"IF ONLY HER EARS WERE BREAD! WE COULD HAVE MADE A BLOUGNEE-DOGFACED-SANDWHICH!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED.
"DOWN WITH THE DOGFACED-GIRL! AAIGGHH!... HAHA!..."-LULU CRIED OUT, GRINS, FROWNED. "F*CK YOU!..."
"HUH!?!..."-I CRIED OUT, FROWNED.
"SO, WE MEET AGAIN!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GRINS, AS HE PUNCHED CAP.JARGONOT NORTH DOWN IN THE FACE OUTSIDE, FROWNED.
"GAH!! HE WAS-! SO FAST!..."-CAP.JARGONT NORTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED.
"DUDE, ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT PICKLE?!..."-ONE TEEN KID REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.
"OUCH! I HOPE THAT I DIDN'T GET A LUMP IN THERE!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, AS SHE WENT BACK OUTSIDE TO JOIN IN AGAINST DR.SOUTH, ON THE FIGHT OUTSIDE, IN THE PLAYGROUNDS, FROWNED.
"WHAT-?! HUH?!..."-KID-TWO-ASKED HIM, FROWNED.
"WELL, JEEZ, MAN, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO THROW IT AT ME!..."
"FOOD FIGHT!!..."-ONE STUDENT-MAN-KID CALLED OUT, CRIED OUT, GIGGLED, SMILED.
"FOOD FIGHT!!!..."-ALL THE OTHER STUDENTS CRIED OUT, SMILED.
(AND, AS THE FOOD FIGHTS STARTED AT LUNCH, TODAY, THE BATTLES OUTSIDE FOR CAP.JARGONOT NORTH VS.DR.SOUTH BEGAN IT!...)
"YOU RELENTELESS RABBIT-FOOD-OF-TIN!... HOW DARE YOU BRING OUR PETTY SQUABBLES INTO A LEARNING INSTITUTION FOR CHILDREN!?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH ASKED HER, FROWNED.
"YOU'RE BEING FOOLISH, MEGAWOMAN!... JOIN ME!... THINK OF HOW WE COULD RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER!... SIDE BY SIDE!... EVERYDAY WOULD BE LIKE A FREE PICNIC FOR YOU AND ME!... WHERE WE COULD REGROW THE WORLD'S BEST SALADS AND FOODS AND CASH FOR US!... EVERY NIGHT WOULD'VE BEEN A SEVEN-COURSE-MEAL! WHERE HUMANITY WOULD SERVE US AS THEY HAVE NEVER SERVED US BEFORE!..."-DR.SOUTH CRIED OUT, GRINS, FROWNED.
"HMMM! THAT DOES SOUND LIKE FUN, BUT-!... I'M NOT BITING IT!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!..."-DR.SOUTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED.
(AND, JUST LIKE THAT, DR.SOUTH WAS DEFEATED, HIS DESTRUCTION-MACHINES DESTROYED, AND, EVERYTHING WAS COMING ITSELF BACK TO NORMAL, AND, SOME KIDS WERE SENT BACK HOME EARLY, BECAUSE OF THE FOOD FIGHTS THING, TOO.)
"A WORTHY ADVERSARY! EVEN IF HE DID HAVE A BIG HEAD! OH, WELL!... TOO BAD FOR HIM! HEH-HEH!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED TO ITSELF, SMILED.
"HEY, YOU'RE WYNONA, RIGHT?!..."-HECTOR ASKED ME, SMILED.
"HECTOR RUSHMAN-! RIGHT?!..."-I ASKED HIM, BLUSHES, SMILED.
"THAT'S ME!..."-HECTOR REPLIED, SMILED.
"YOU TAKE MY BUS, SOMETIMES, RIGHT?!..."-HECTOR WONDERED, SMILED
"MAYBE-?!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED.
"YEAH, I'VE SEEN YOU!..."-HECTOR SMILED, "YOU STARTED THE FOOD FIGHT, RIGHT?!..."
"YEAH, KINDA!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED.
"THAT WAS COOL!..."-HECTOR REPLIED, SMILED.
"HEY, DID YA GET THAT LETTUCE-HEAD?!..."-I ASKED CAP.JARGONOT NORTH, SMILED.
"HE PASSED HIS EXPIRATION DATE!... HOW'S YOUR LULU SITUATIONS?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH ASKED ME, SMILED.
"SHE'S CRAZY, SOMETIMES, BUT, SHE SEEMS HARMLESS!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED. "BUT, YOU STILL OWE ME, KIDDO!..."
"FOR WHAT!?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.
"THAT HOLE IN MY FLOORS! BUT, IT'S COOL PARTNER! THE SWEET TOMATOES RIDES TONIGHT! HEH-HEH!..."-I REPLIED, SMILED. 'THUS, IN THE END, THEY ALL WENT BACK HOME, TO REST, AFTER THE FOOD FIGHTS IN AND OUT OF SCHOOL, TODAY, AND, SOME PEOPLE GOT THEIR DREAMS TO COME TRUE AND REWARDS TO COME TRUE IN SCHOOL AND AT WORK, AND SOME PEOPLE DID NOT, YET, SADLY, BUT, SADLY, STILL, ANYWAY, ALL AS WELL THAT ENDS WELL FOR US, AND ME, AND, FOR CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WHO'S STILL ON THE HUNTS FOR THE REST OF THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL AND DR.SOUTH'S WHO ESCAPED FROM HIS SHREDDED PRISON, AND, HE WENT BACK INTO HIDING IN THE SEWERS WITH THE NEW BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL TEAMS-2, AS FOR THE REST OF US, WE WENT ON VACATION TO RELAX AND HAVE FUN AT THE BEACH!... STILL, THUS, IN THE END, THEN, THEY ALL STILL LIVED HAPPILY EVER, EVER, AFTER ALL AS WELL, AGAIN, TOO.'-I REPLIED IN MY MIND, SIGHS GLADLY IN RELIEF, I WINK AT THE AUDIENCES, SMILED.
GAME OVER. THE END.
