Chapter 1
(ENJOY!)
(1-ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A LOVELY EVENING, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT, LONG, LONG, TIME AGO, OH, COME ON, LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH, OKAY?!... RIGHT?!... OKAY, HERE WE GO!!... HERE'S MY DAY AND STORY SO FAR, I WENT TO JAIL, I WENT TO SCHOOL AND STUDIED THROUGH SCHOOL, AND, LOST THE GIRL OR GUY OF MY DREAMS, AND, I GOT MY BUTTS KICKED IN THE BACK VERY GOOD, THINGS COULD BE A WHOLE LOT WORSE, OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M FALLING TO MY DEATH, GUESS THAT THEY CAN'T DO IT RIGHT, ANYWAY, HOW DID IT ALL COME TO THIS YOU ASK?!... MY ENDS STARTS AT THE BEGINNINGS, THE VERY BEGINNINGS!!...
'BUT, SADLY, I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF, MY NAME IS CAP.OTTO OF METRO-CITY, YEAH, THAT'S ME, AREN'T I A CUTE THING!?!... I HAD A FAIRLY STANDARD CHILDHOOD, AND, I CAME FROM WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A BROKEN HOME, LIKE LITERALLY BROKEN PAUPER'S-LIKE-HOME, TOO. LIKE A BROKEN FALLEN DOWN-PAUPER-LIKE-PLANET-END-OF-THE-WORLD-HOME, LIKE IN SUPERMAN'S WORLD, WHERE HIS PLANET BROKEN APART AND DIED-BROKEN, AND, I DIDN'T QUITE HEAR THAT LAST PARTS FROM MY PARENTS, BUT, IT SOUNDED IMPORTANT FOR ME, DESTINED FOR WHAT?!... I WAS SETTING OUT TO FIND MY DESTINY, IN AN ESCAPE POD TO EARTH, AS IT TURNS OUT A FAMILY FROM THE SAME QUADRANTS BUT ON A DIFFERENT PLANET, THEY HAD THE EXACT SAME IDEA, THAT WAS THE DAYS I BUMPED INTO MR.GOODY-TWO-SHOES-MR.MEEKO, AND OUR GLORIOUS RIVALRY WAS BORN!!...'
'WAS THIS TO BE MY DESTINY?! A LIFE FILLED WITH LUXURY AND BEAUTY AND COOLNESS?!... APPARENTLY NOT, EVEN FATE PICKS ITS'S ANNOYING LITTLE COOL FAVORITES, NO BIG DEAL! A MUCH DIFFERENT FATE AWAITED ME! THAT'S RIGHT, IN PRISON, IN JAIL, LUCKILY I FOUND A LOVELY A LITTLE GOOD AND BAD PLACE TO CALL HOME, A LOT THINGS THAT TAUGHT ME THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN RIGHTS AND WRONGS, AND, MR.GOODY-GOOFY-TWO-SHOES, ON THE OTHER HANDS, HE HAD HIS NEW LIFE HANDED BACK TO HIM ON A SILVER PLATTER!... CAP.MEEKO GAINED THE POWERS OF FLIGHT, INVULNERABILITY, WITH GREAT LOOKS AND GREAT HAIR!... BUT, SADLY, AND, GLADLY, I HAD SOMETHING FAR, FAR GREATER FOR ME, MY AMAZING INTELLECTS OF BUILDING AWESOME AND COOL INVENTIONS AND OBJECTS-THINGS OF MAYHEM AND MADNESS!!... THAT WOULD HELP TO BREAK THE BAD PEOPLE OUT JAIL, AND, MYSELF FOR IT, TOO. BUT, SADLY, THAT WAS WRONG, AND, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR ME, YET, TOO.'
'BUT, STILL, AFTER A FEW MORE WEEKS AND YEARS OF GROWING UP A BIT MORE, A MUCH MORE GREATER ATTEMPTS HAPPENED FOR ME, I WAS GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO BETTER MYSELF THROUGH LEARNING IN A STRANGE PLACE CALLED 'SCHOOL' AT FAIRYTALE ACADEMY!... IT WAS IN THERE, ONCE AGAIN, THAT I HAD RAN INTO MR.GOODY-TWO-SHOES, WHO WAS BELOVED BY ALL KIDS, AND, BECOMING PRETTY POPULAR FOR IT, TOO. HE HAD ALREADY AMASSED AN ENTIRE POPULAR GROUP OF SOFT-HEADED-GROUPIES-TEEN-KIDS TO LOVE HIM AND FOLLOW HIM A BIT MORE, BECAUSE OF HIS SO CALLED COOL SKILLS AND WHAT NOT FOR IT, TOO.'
'HE BOUGHT THEIR AFFECTIONS WITH SHOWMANSHIPS AND EXSTRAVAGANZA STUFF TOWARDS THEM, AND, SO, I TOO, I WILL MAKE THIS AWESOME POPPED POPCORN, AND, WIN OVER THOSE MINDLESS DROWNING DRONES, I WORKED DAY AND NIGHT, EVEN WHEN THEY TURN OUT THE LIGHTS IN JAIL, I STILL HAD MY OWN EASY WAYS TO SEE THE LIGHT, DRAWING IN MY OWN SKETCHBOOKS TO COME UP WITH NEW AND BETTER PLANS TO MAKE THINGS GO POP! INSTEAD, I MADE THINGS GO BOOM!!... AFTER I MADE THEM ROBOTS TO DANCE AND POP POPCORN THAT WENT BOOM!!... THAT'S WHEN I LEARNED A VERY HARD LESSON, THE GOOD-GUY RECIEVES ALL THE PRAISES AND ADULATIONS, AND, WHAT NOT FOR IT, AND, WHILE EVIL-ME-GUY IS SENT INTO A QUIET TIME IN THE CORNERS, SO, FITTING IN WASN'T EXACTLY AN OPTION FOR ME, YET, TOO.'
'WHILE THEY WERE ALL LEARNING LULLABY SONGS FOR KIDS, I WAS BUSY WITH ON HOW TO MAKE NEW TOYS AND INVENTIONS AND TO DEHYDRATE AND REHYDRATE OBJECTS AND INVENTIONS BACK AND FORTH TO MY WILLS!!... SOMEDAYS, IT JUST FELT LIKE IT WAS ALWAYS ME AND MY MINIONS AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLDS, EVEN IN GYM CLASS, BOUNCING BALLS IN MY FACE, I HAVE HAD SO MANY IDEAS TO MAKE THEM BOUNCE AWAY FROM ME AND NOT GET HIT, IT WAS STILL A GOOD-YET-BAD IDEA FOR ME IN IT, TOO. WAS THIS MY DESTINY?!...'
'WAIT, MAYBE IT WAS, BEING BAD WAS THE ONE THING THAT I WAS ONLY GOOD AT, THEN, IT HIT ME, IF I WAS THE BAD BOY, THEN, I WAS TO BE THE BADDEST BOY OF THEM ALL!!... I GRABBED MY CHANCES OF ESCAPE FROM SCHOOL, AND, LEFT IT BACK INTO MY PRISON-BUS, I WAS DESTINED TO BE A SUPERVILLAIN, AND, WE WERE DESTINED TO BE RIVALS! THE DIE HAD BEEN CASTED! AND, SO, IT BEGAN AN ENDURING LIFELONG NEW EPIC CAREERS FOR ME, AND, I LOVED IT!... I WOULD WIN SOME BATTLES, AND, THEN, I WOULD LOSE SOME OF IT, AND, HE WOULD WIN A LOT, AND, SOMETIMES, I WOULD ALMOST WIN SOME OF IT, MR.GOODY-TWO-SHOES TOOK THE NAMES CAP.MEEKO-MAN! DEFENDER OF METRO-CITY! I DECIDED TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT MORE HUMBLING FOR MYSELF-CAP.OTTO-MAN! THE MOST INCREDIBLY HANDSOME AND MASTERMIND-WIZARD OF ALL CRIMES AND VILLAINY!!...'
'MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!...'
GAME OVER. THE END.
