THE ADVENTURES OF CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AKA MEGAWOMAN TALES PART 1-EPISODE-1 TALES

Summary

(ENJOY!)

Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
13+

Chapter 1

(ENJOY!)

(MEGAWOMAN-13-GAME-PAST-CUTSCENES-TALES)-

(DR.SOUTH'S BAD MEMORY-DREAM)-

"I STRONGLY BELIEVE-! THAT SOUTH'S SCIENCE-RESEARCH MUST STOP IT!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.

"ARGH! NORTH! WE CAN'T BUILD THE FUTURES ON YOUR EMPTY OPTIMISUMS!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED.

"SAY WHAT YOU WILL! I CANNOT AGREE TO THIS! PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME-!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.

"NO, YOU LISTEN TO THIS!! AT EVERY TURNS, YOU'VE INSTANTLY IGNORED ME AND MY SCIENCE-RESEARCH-FINDINGS! AND, I'VE HAD IT WITH IT AND YOU FOOLS-!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED.

"DR.SOUTH! PLEASE, CONTROL YOURSELF!!..."-DR.Z. REPLIED, FROWNED. "I SEE THAT THE COMMITTEES ARE IN AGREEMENT! AND, SO, THE DEPARTMENT CHOOSES DR.NORTH'S RESEARCH INTO SCIENCE AND ROBOTS WITH INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS! THANKS, EVERYBODY!... CASE IS CLOSED!!..."

"WHY!?! WHY ARE YOU FOOLS SO BLIND?!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED. "ONE DAY, NORTH!! ONE DAY, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW, THAT I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!..."

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(MEANWHILE, DR.SOUTH SUDDENLY GASPS AND WAKES UP FROM HER BAD DREAMS ON HER BED IN HER BEDROOM AT HOME, BEFORE LAUGHING AT IT, TOO.)-

"ARGH!! BAD MEMORIES MAKE THE WORSE DREAMS! A GENIUS OF MY CALIBUR NEEDS SLEEP TO KEEP HER BRAINS IN GEARS!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GRINS, GASPS, FROWNED. "WAIT A MINUTE, THAT RESEARCH FROM MY YOUTH!!... OH, YEAH, NOW, I'LL SHOW YOU, NORTH!!..."

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(1-ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A LOVELY EVENING, THIS IS THE YEARS-30XX, AT THE LABS OF DR.A.C.E.NORTH, MOTHER OF THE MODERN ROBOT SOCIETY, MANY HARDWORKING-ROBOTIC-SOLDIER-ROBOTS HAVE ARRIVED FOR THEIR ANNUAL-USUAL-DAILY-MAINTENANCE-CHECK-UPS TO CHECK OUT FOR IT, TOO.

"ALL SYSTEMS ARE LOOKING NORMAL, YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE, BLOCK-WOMAN!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.

"ALL THANKS TO YOU, DOC! YOU'VE BUILT ME ROCK SOLID TO THE BONES!..."-BLOCK-WOMAN REPLIED, SMILED. "I CAN OVERHEAR THE CONSTRUCTION YARDS CALLING US! BACK TO WORK FOR US! TIME TO BLOCK IT OUT!!..."

"HAHA, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE, FELLAS!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, CHUCKLES, SMILED. "MS.MARIAH NORTH, HOW MANY MORE CHECK-UPS ARE LEFT?!..."

"LET'S SEE, WE'VE JUST FINISHED WITH BLOCK-WOMAN, THAT JUST LEAVES FIRE-WOMAN, TORCH-WOMAN, TUNDRA-WOMAN, ICE-WOMAN, ELECTRO-WOMAN, BLAST-WOMAN, BOMB-WOMAN, AND, EARTH-WOMAN AND ALPHABET-WOMAN, JUST A FEW MORE ROBOTS TO GO!!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.

"OH, YEAH, THAT'S ALL OF THEM! OH, YEAH, RIGHT, WE ROCK!!..."-AUTO-MATIC-WOMAN REPLIED, SHE HIGH-FIVES HER COUSIN MS.MARIAH W.NORTH IN THE LABS AS THEY WALK IN, SMILED.

"OH, BOY, THERE'S NO ENDS TO THEM!..."-AUTO-MATIC-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED. "DOC, HOW ABOUT GIVING YOUR FAVORITE ASSISTANTS A BREAK?!..."

"WE DON'T NEED A BREAK, AUTO!... Y'KNOW, FOR A ROBOT, YOU SURE AREN'T THAT VERY BRIGHT AND DO COMPLAIN A LOT! NOW, LET'S CRANK IT BACK UP A GEAR!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.

"MARIAH, I AIN'T A MACHINE, I AM, BUT, STILL-!..."-AUTO-MATIC-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED.

"MR.TORCH-MAN, PLEASE PROCEED TO THE-!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH REPLIED, BUT, WAS INTERRUPTED, SMILED, THEN, GASPS, FROWNED. "AHHH! IS IT AN EARTHQUAKE!?!..."

"WHAT-!?! WHAT ON EARTH?!..."-DR.NORTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED. "MARIAH! AUTOS! HURRY OVER TO ME! QUICKLY!! HURRY! OVER HERE!..."

"SPLENDID TO SEE YOU, AGAIN, DR.NORTH!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.

"IT'S ONLY SOUTH!!..."-DR.NORTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"DOCTOR?! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED. "STAY BACK, EVERYONE, I'LL HANDLE IT!..."

"MEGAWOMAN, NO-!!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"HMMPH!... THIS IS NO TIMES FOR YOUR GOOD HEROICS!... I'VE SIMPLY COME TO GIVE DR.NORTH A MESSAGE!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED.

"THEN, KINDLY BE QUICK ABOUT IT!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.

"OF COURSE! YOU SEE, I'VE GATHERED AND RECALLED SOME OLD RESEARCH-!... THE VERY GEMS AND INVENTIONS THAT YOU'VE SO COLDLY SABOTAGED AND CRUSHED WITHIN ME, EVER SINCE WHEN WE WERE STUDENTS TOGETHER!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED. "OR HAS YOUR SO CALLED MEMORIES FAILED TO REMIND YOU ABOUT IT?!..."

"OUR COLLEGE-UNIVERSITY DAYS AND NIGHTS WITHIN THOSE SCIENCE LABS-! THOSE GEMS AND DEVICES-!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED. "IT CAN'T BE-!!..."

"OH, BUT, SADLY, IT CAN BE!!... HEH HEH!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED. "YOUR OBJECTIONS WOULDN'T STRIFLE ME FOREVER!!... NOW, I HAVE PERFECTED MY DESIGNS AND GOOD LOOKS!!... AND, NOW, WE AND EVERYBODY WILL SEE ON WHO WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!..."

"DR.NORTH! WHAT'S WRONG?!! WHAT'S THE RUCKUS-NEWS!?!..."-BLOCK-WOMAN WONDERED, FROWNED.

"HMMM?!... OOHH, PERFECT TIMING!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED. "THE LOTS OF YOU WILL MAKE EXCELLENT TEST SUBJECTS!! HEH-HEH!..."

"WOAH!?! WHO ARE YOU TO BE CALLING ALL OF US A TEST SUBJECT HERE!?!..."-BLOCK-WOMAN WONDERED, FROWNED.

"QUICKLY! NOW, YOU MUST ALL RUN AND HIDE AWAY! HURRY, NOW!!..."-DR.NORTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"TOO LATE, NORTH! SPEED GEARS, ACTIVATED!! HEH-HEH!..."-DR.SOUTH CRIED OUT, GRINS, FROWNED.

"MY ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS!..."-DR.NORTH GASPS, CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"OVER HERE, NORTH!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.

"ARGH! DANG IT! NOBODY BLOCKS THE BLOCK-WOMEN!!..."-BLOCK-WOMAN CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"THAT SPEEDS!!..."-DR.NORTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!..."

"LET THOSE ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS GO, DR.SOUTH!!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED.

"MWAHAHAHAHA!!... I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED. "I THINK I'LL USE THEM FOR MY NEW INVENTIONS AND ARMIES OF ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS AND NEW DESIGNS FOR ME!!... AT LAST, THE WHOLE WORLDS WILL BOW DOWN TO THE GENIUSES OF DR.SOUTH!!... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!..."

"DR.NORTH, I'LL GO AFTER SOUTH!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.

"WAIT, MEGAWOMAN, NO!!..."-DR.NORTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED. "SOUTH'S INVENTIONS IS CALLED THE TRIPPLE-GEARS-SYSTEMS-!... IT'S DESIGNED TO PUSH ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS FAR BEYOND THEIR STRENGTHS AND SPEEDS!... IF SHE REALLY HAS COMPLETED IT-! THEN, WE'RE ALL DOOMED! THEN, I'M AFRAID, WE WON'T STAND UP A CHANCES AGAINST HER AT ALL!!..."

"BUT-! BUT, WE CAN'T JUST LET HER GET AWAY LIKE THAT-!!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"MEGAWOMAN-!!... I CAN TELL THAT YOU WON'T BE STOPPED!... VERY WELL!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SIGHS SADLY, FROWNED.THIS IS THE PROTOTYPE-TRIPPLE-GEARS-SYSTEM, THAT SOUTH DEVELOPED AND MADE BACK AT THE ROBOT COLLEGE-UNIVERSITY-DAYS! IF I INSTALL THIS INTO YOU AND YOUR CIRCUITS, YOU MAYBE ABLE TO STOP HER!... BUT, IT'S FAR TOO DANGEROUS, THE TRIPPLE-GEARS-SYSTEM PLACES GREAT STRAINS ON THE ROBOTS'S SYSTEMS-!..."

"I CAN TAKE IT DOCTOR! I WANNA DO THIS, NO MATTER THE COSTS! HOOK ME UP!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SMILED, THEN, FROWNED.

"AS YOU WISH, THEN!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED, THEN, SMILED. "THE INSTALLATIONS WILL TAKE SOME-TIMES-!... THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO DO-! THE TRIPPLES-GEARS-SYSTEMS ARE FULLY INSTALLED-!... MEGAWOMAN, RISE AND SHINE!!..."

"GO GET 'EM, MEGA-BUDDY!..."-AUTO-MATIC-MAN REPLIED, SMILED. "AND, ALWAYS REMEMBER, YOUR OLE PALS THE AUTOS ARE ALWAYS HERE TO HELP YOU OUT!..."

"MEGAWOMAN, THAT DIRTY-ROTTEN-TO-THE-CORE-DR.SOUTH WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HER!!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED.

"MEGAWOMAN, YOU'RE DOING A NOBLE THING! BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.

"MARIAH, AUTOS, NORTH! I'LL BE BACK, VERY SOON! I PROMISE!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, SMILED.

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(MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SCIENCE LABS, AFTER A FEW BATTLES ARE DONE!...)-

"...HMMM!!..."-DR.NORTH HUMMED TO HERSELF, SIGHS SADLY, FROWNED.

"DOCTOR, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?!..."-MEGAWOMAN AKA CAP.JARGONOT W.NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.

"THE TRIPPLES-GEARS-SYSTEMS-!..."-DR.NORTH BEGAN IT, FROWNED. "AN INGENEOUS DEVICE!... IT WAS SO VERY LONG, LONG AGO-!... IT WAS ON THOSE DAYS-!... SOUTH AND I HAD OUR INS AND FALLINGS OUTS!... SHE QUITE LITERALLY ALMOST THREW A WRENCH IN OUR GEARS-!... WE WERE STUDENTS AND GOOD FRIENDS ONCE, BACK THEN! EACH PURSUING ROBOTICS AND SCIENCE RESEARCH IN OUR OWN WAYS-! EACH OF US WAS PASSIONATE ABOUT FORGING THE WAYS AHEAD OF US, INTO THE FUTURE'S PLANS FOR IT-! TO A BRIGHTER FUTURE, WHERE HUMANS AND ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS MIGHT SOON LIVE TOGETHER PEACEFULLY AND IN HARMONY, SOMEDAY-!..."

***

(THE PAST MEMORIES OF NORTH AND SOUTH)-

"BY GIVING ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS!... THEY CAN BE TRUE PARTNERS TO HUMANKINDS, AT LAST!... NAIVE AS ALWAYS-!!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.

"EVEN ROBOTS THAT THINK FOR THEMSELVES, THEY WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN TOOLS-! BUT, WITH MY UNSTOPPABLE POWERS-! AND, INSURMOUNTABLE SPEEDS-!... IT'S ONLY FAIR, WHEN WE BUILD THE ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS WITH THE POWERS TO OUTDO HUMANS-! AND, THAT PEOPLE WILL SOON TRULY ACCEPT ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS FOR WHAT THEY REALLY ARE-!... AND, WITH MY TRIPPLE-GEARS-SYSTEMS, WE CAN MAKE THOSE DREAMS INTO A REALITY-! WITH THIS STUFF INSTALLED INTO THEM-! ANY ROBOTS OR ANDROIDS CAN INSTALLY BECOME A TRUE HERO!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED, GRINS EVILLY, FROWNED, THEN, SMILED.

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(MEANWHILE, BACK AT DR.NORTH'S SCIENCE LABS)-

"HOWEVER, I WAS STRONGLY OPPOSED TO SOUTH'S IDEALS AND IDEAS AND SCIENCE RESEARCHES! THE TRIPPLES-GEARS-SYSTEMS-! IT PUTS AN INCREDIBLE STRAINS ON THE ROBOTS THAT USE IT-! AND, IF IT FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS-! IT COULD BE USED TO CAUSE TERRIBLE HARMS!... AT THE TIMES, IN MY PAST LIFE, A COMMITTEE WAS CONVENED ABOUT IT, AND, SOUTH'S RESEARCHES WAS CANCELLED!... THEY WERE ALL IN FAVORS OF MY INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS-RESEARCH-!... SOUTH NEVER FORGAVE ME!... AND, HER VIEWS GREW EVER MORE EXTREME SINCE THEN FROM IT!... HOW IRONIC, THAT MY EFFORTS TO QUENCH SOUTH'S HOT-HEADEDNESS BEFORE IT HAD LED HIM ASTRAY-!... ONLY ENDED UP FEULING THE FIRES!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, FROWNED, SMILED, FROWNED.

"DOCTOR, I NEVER KNEW IT-!..."-MEGAWOMAN AKA CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, SIGHS SADLY, FROWNED.

"IF ONLY I HAD SHOWN HER THAT THERE WAS A WAY TO WORK TOGETHER, INSTEAD OF JUST STILL TEARING US APART, AND, TELLING HER THAT SHE WAS WRONG-! MAYBE WE'D STILL BE JUST AS FRIENDS!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED, FROWNED, SMILED.

"A WAY-! TO WORK TOGETHER-!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, THOUGHT QUIETLY TO HERSELF, WONDERED, FROWNED.

"EVEN THE TRIPPLES-GEARS-SYSTEMS CAN BE USED AS A FORCE FOR GOOD-! IF USED PROPERLY-! BUT, SADLY, USING IT PROPERLY, REQUIRES PROPER JUDGEMENT-!... SOUTH'S DREAMS AND VISIONS OF DEVELOPING TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE ANY ROBOTS OR ANDROIDS INTO A TRUE HERO-! CAN OR COULD BECOME REALITY-! IF USED BY YOU-! I'M TRUSTING YOU, MEGAWOMAN!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED, FROWNED, SMILED. "OH! THERE'S I ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT! I'VE JUST FINISHED GIVING RUFFY A GOOD TUNE-UP! SHE'S ALL READY TO HEAD ON OUT WITH YOU! RUFFY!! HELP MEGAWOMAN AND KEEP HER SAFE! BE A GOOD BOY, NOW! WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU! GOOD LUCK!!..."

"WE'VE GOT THIS, RUFFY!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, SMILED. "OKAY, LET'S GO!!..."

***

(MEANWHILE, AFTER A FEW BATTLES WERE AND ARE DONE, BACK AT THE SCIENCE LABS OF DR.NORTH'S HOME-!...)-

"AUTOS-! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON WHERE SOUTH HAS RUSHED OFF TO?!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AKA MEGAWOMAN WONDERED, FROWNED.

"UGH! SHE'S TOTALLY VANISHED, MEGA-BUDDY!..."-AUTO-MATIC-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED. "MAYBE SHE'S DECIDED TO TURN TAILS AND RUN!... HUH!?!..."

"BBZZZTT!!..."-THE INTERNET SYSTEMS AND SYSTEMS ITSELF GET ALMOST CRASHED DOWN, TOO.

"WHAT'S WRONG, NOW?! WHAT IS IT, AUTOS?!..."-DR.NORTH WONDERED, CRIED OUT, GROWLS, FROWNED.

"UM-! THERE'S SOMEBODY HACKING INTO OUR SYSTEMS AND SIGNALS!!... WE CAN'T STOP IT!!..."-THE AUTOS CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"C-C-COULD-!?! COULD IT BE-!?!..."-DR.NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.

"INDEED, IT COULD BE!!... MY EVIL GENIUSES NEITHER RUN, NOR HIDE FROM IT!!..."

"SOUTH!!..."-MEGAWOMAN CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"NORTH!! AND, YOU-!!... MEGAWOMAN!!... HOW DARE YOU USE MY TRIPPLES-GEARS-SYSTEMS-!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, CRIED OUT, FROWNED, GRINS, GASPS, FROWNED. "NOW, YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINES-!!... WE'LL TURN YOU SCRAPS, BY MYSELF!!... I'M AT E.A.T.-1234567890!... COME TO MY GEARS-EVIL-FORTRESS! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU!!... BE THERE, OR BE SQUARED!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!..."

"THE GEARS FORTRESS?! THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AKA MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, SMILED. "I'M HEADING OUT, DR.NORTH!! IT'S TIME TO END IT!!..."

"IT IS TIME TO FINISH THESE MOMENTS!... GOOD LUCK OUT THERE, MEGAWOMAN!!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, NODDED HER HEAD, SMILED. "IT'S UP TO YOU TO STOP DR.SOUTH, NOW!... ONCE AND FOR ALL!!..."

"YES, MADAM!!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, NODDED HER HEAD, SALUTES HER, SMILED.

"YOU CAN DO IT, MEGA-WOMAN!!... WE BELIEVE IN YOU!..."-AUTO-MATIC-MAN REPLIED, NODS HIS HEAD, SMILED.

"MEGAWOMAN, PLEASE, BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH REPLIED, NODS HER HEAD, SMILED.

"OK!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, SMILED. "TIME TO GO NOW!... GOODBYE! WISH US GOOD LUCK!..."

***

(MEANWHILE, AT DR.SOUTH'S DOUBLE-GEAR-EVIL-LAIR-FORTRESS, INSIDE OF IT, TOO.)-

"AHHHH!... MEGAWOMAN!... CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER!!..."-DR.SOUTH'S SHIFTY VOICES REPLIED, GRINS, FROWNED. "CONGRATULATIONS TO ME, THAT IS, MY TRIPPLES GEARS SYSTEMS DID ALL THE GOOD WORKS!..."

"SHOW YOURSELF, SOUTH!!... WE WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH ALL OF THIS OR WITH YOUR EVIL PLANS!!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AKA MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, GROWLS, FROWNED.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!... JUST TRY AND STOP US, IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN!!... HEH-HEH!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, FROWNED, GROWLS, GRINS, FROWNED.

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(MEGAWOMAN DEFEATS AND STOPS IT AND WINS IT, AS DR.SOUTH FALLS INTO THE MUD ON THE GROUNDS, AND, HER EVIL DOOMSDAY MACHINES GETS BLOWNED UP AND DESTROYED FOR GOOD IN IT FOR IT, TOO.)

"GIVE IT UP, SOUTH!! SURRENDER, NOW!... YOU'RE DONE FOR! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, GROWLS, FROWNED.

"ARGH!!... UGH!!... YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICES!!... TIME FOR PLAN B!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, CRIED OUT, WHINED, GROWLS, GRINS, FROWNED. "SPARE ME!!... I'M A HELPLESS OLD WOMAN!!... MERCY, PLEASE, MEGAWOMAN!!..."

"OH, ENOUGH, STOP IT, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, THAT EASILY, SOUTH!!..."-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AKA MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, ROLLS EYES, GROWLS, GROANS, FROWNED.

"DRAT!!... BUT, DON'T GET SO COCKY! I DIDN'T LOSE IT TO YOU!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, GROWLS, FROWNED. "I LOST IT TO DR.NORTH! I WAS THE GREATEST! I WAS THE EVIL GENIUS! THOSE SCIENCE LABS'S POSITIONS SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE!!... AND, SHE STOLE IT AWAY FROM ME!!... YOU HAVE NO IDEAS ON WHOM YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE, YOUNG LADY!!..."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!..."-MEGAWOMAN WONDERED, FROWNED.

"MY, MY, MY!... WILL YOU NEVER LEARN FROM YOUR BAD MISTAKES OR LIES!?!..."-DR.NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.

"UGH! NORTH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?! YOU FOOLISH EVIL-SABOTAGER-STEALING-PLAGERIST-GAL!?!..."-DR.SOUTH WONDERED, GROWLS, FROWNED.

"OPEN YOU EYES, SOUTH!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED. "LOOK AT MEGAWOMAN, AND, TELL US, WHAT DO YOU SEE, RIGHT NOW?!..."

"HUH?!... HMMPH!!..."-DR.SOUTH HUMPHED, REPLIED, GROWLS, GROANS, ROLLS EYES, SIGHS SADLY, FROWNED. "ALL I SEE ARE THE INSTRUMENTS AND INVENTIONS OF MY DOWN-RIGHT-DOWNFALLS!!..."

"MEGAWOMAN HOLDS TREMENDOUS POWERS OF YOUR DESIGNS WITHIN IT, NOW!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED, FROWNED, SIGHS SADLY, SMILED. "BUT, SHE HAS THE INTELLIGENCE TO USE THEM WISELY!...SHE'S YOUR WISE VISIONS AND MINE COMBINED!... IF OUR IDEAS AND IDEALS AND OUR GEARS-INVENTIONS COULD MASH UP TOGETHER, RIGHT NOW-!... THEN, MEGAWOMAN, SHE WOULD BE THE RESULTS! WE ACHIEVED THIS TOGETHER!... IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO DO THE RIGHT THING, SOUTH!... ATONE FROM YOUR CRIMES, AND, JOIN WITH US, AGAIN!... PLEASE, SOUTH?! AS SISTERS!?!..."

"SILENCE!!... MY EVIL PLANS HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN IT, YOU FOOLS!!..."-DR.SOUTH CRIED OUT, GROWLS, SIGHS SADLY, FROWNED. "AND, I WON'T STOP IT, UNTIL I SEE BOTH OF YOU KNEELING BEFORE ME IN UTTER DEFEATS!!..."

"HOLD IT, SOUTH!!..."-MEGAWOMAN CRIED OUT, GROANS, GROWLS, FROWNED.

"REMEMBER THIS, THOUGH-!!... DR.SOUTH ALWAYS STRIKES BACK, AGAIN!!... FAREWELL, YOU FOOLS!!..."-DR.SOUTH REPLIED, CRIED OUT, GROWLS, GRINS, FROWNED.

"SOUTH!!..."-MEGAWOMAN CRIED OUT, FROWNED.

"MY OLD FRIEND, PERHAPS, OUR OWN GEARS WILL NEVER MASH UP TOGETHER-!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED TO HERSELF, SIGHS SADLY, FROWNED.

"DOCTOR, THE EVIL-LAIRS-FORTRESS IS COLLAPSING!!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, CRIED OUT, GASPS, FROWNED.

"DOC! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YA!!..."-AUTO-MATIC-MAN REPLIED, SMILED.

"AUTO, MY OLD FRIEND! DID YOU GUYS SUCCEED IT?!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, WONDERED, FROWNED.

"ALL GOOD, DOC! BUT, IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING SO IN AGREEMENTS HERE, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE FLEW AWAY FROM THIS JOINT!..."-AUTO-MATIC-MAN REPLIED IN AGREEMENT, NODS HIS HEAD, SMILED.

"DR.NORTH, AUTO, FOLLOW US BACK HOME IN THE HOVER-PLANE-JETS!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, NODS HER HEAD WITH DR.NORTH AS SHE NODS HERS IN IT FOR IT, SMILED.

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"MEGAWOMAN, REPORTING BACK TO HOME!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, NODS HER HEAD, SALUTES TO DR.NORTH, SMILED.

"JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER, MEGAWOMAN!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED, CHUCKLES, AS THEY WERE PREPARING THE DINER-TABLES FOR DINNER TONIGHT, SMILED.

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(MEANWHILE, IN THE END, BEFORE DINNER TIMES, WITHIN THE SCIENCE LABS AT HOME-!...)-

"AT ANY OF THE RATES WE'RE GOING-! WE SHOULD HAVE ALL ROBOTS AND ANDROIDS BACK ON THEIR FEETS BY DINNER-TIMES! HEH HEH-!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED, CHUCKLES, SMILED.

"DOCTOR, DID YOU INSTALL MEGAWOMAN'S TRIPPLE-GEARS-SYSTEMS INTO AUTO-MATIC-MAN!?!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.

"YES, I DID! I'LL REMOVE IT, LATER, OF COURSE!... JUST AS SOON AS AUTO'S DONE WORKING ALONG WITH IT!...."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED.

"SO, THIS IS WHY YOU CAME ALL THE WAYS BACK UP TO THE GEARS'S FORTRESS!..."-MEGAWOMAN REPLIED, SMILED.

"YEP! WE WERE ABLE TO RECOVER ALL THE DATA SEQUENCES AND PRIMARY COMPONENTS! SO, THEY SHOULD BE JUST LIKE NEW, NOW!..."-DR.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED. "IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO LET THEIR TALENTS ALL GO TO WASTE HERE, WHEN THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD THAT THEY CAN DO!..."

"ISN'T THIS FANTICALLY GREAT, MEGAWOMAN?!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH WONDERED, FROWNED.

"YOU BET!..."-MEGAWOMAN AKA CAP.JARGONOT NORTH REPLIED, NODS HER HEAD, SMILED.

"AUTO, YOU'RE SLOWING DOWN! WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP THE PACES OVER HERE!?!..."-MS.MARIAH W.NORTH REPLIED, SMILED, SIGHS SADLY, CHUCKLES, SMILED.

"IF YOU GO ANY FASTER-! YOU'LL BE PICKING UP MY PIECES-!!..."-AUTO-MATIC-MAN REPLIED, FROWNED, SMILED, CHUCKLES, SMILED. "GOODBYE, KIDS! SEE YA NEXT TIMES!!..."

"GOODBYE, EVERYBODY!!..."-EVERYBODY IN THE SCIENCE LABS REPLIED, SMILED, CHUCKLES, SMILED.

GAME OVER. THE END.