she would cry if you weren't so dry
she's dying of laughter
im holding her hand as we cackle
man, you should have pay attention to your vocabulary
'cause this messages you wrote, are hilarious!
come on! "Oh, baby I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to!"
bull! you tell us that you didn't mean to lead that
split-ends blonde into your room
while your GIRLFRIEND was in the SAME building as Y'ALL
sorry,
my southern is coming out like
my blade is coming for your car's tires
she was in the basement and was waiting for you to
come down to help her fold laundry but i guess you forgot that a
lady friend was coming over and decided to keep your other
IMPORTANT
NUMBER ONE
lady friend in the basement while you were smooching up a
storm with that Botox Barbie biatch
im proud to say that she held on my hand tighter each time we
laughed at your words and that im not a jerkface like you are
sincerely, the coolest dude ever
