Comedic Relife
“Well shit.”
“Your-your bleeding.”
“Wait! Really?”
“I love you.”
“That’s funny.”
“If I ever see you two fucking again, I might actually kill myself.” *gags*
“STOP BEING SO HOT! ITS NOT FAIR!”
*gets stabbed*
“That’s fair.”
“Ow, shit bro.”
“The truth hurts.”
“That’s not the truth, that’s a fucking knife.”
“Do you need this back, or…”
“The-the knife?”
“Yep.”
“I was hoping for it but…”
“Great. I love the handle, its so elegant








