Mr. Dimples The Imaginary Potato

Once upon a time there was a little potato growing very peacefully in a garden. Each day he would grow bigger and bigger until he was fully grown.

Hi, I’m Mr. Dimples He said with his huge British accent.                                                                                                             Every couple of days there is this huge weird five long thingy that has some weird wrinkly lines on it, that’s beside the point, said Mr. Dimples. The point is I need to get out of here Screamed Mr. Dimples. I tried said Billy the ridiculous maniac.

Oh, Hi Billy said, Mr. Dimples. There are things unthinkable out there said Billy. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, whatever said, Mr. Dimples. But what if something happens to you said Billy.

Oh, I’m sure I’ll be fine," said Mr. Dimples.

Well, don’t come crying to me when you get scared and pee your pants said Billy. Oh, I don’t think I'm going to get so scared that I’m going to come crawling back to you Billy, said Mr. Dimples. I’m just saying, still though be careful said, Billy.

What is so dangerous I need to be aware of Asked, Mr. Dimples. Just as Mr. Dimples said that a huge ugly drooling beast came over and took the old man away (aka Billy). Wah, Wah, wah, Billy's gone said, Mr. Dimples sarcastically.

Help me!!! screamed Billy, being taken away by the ugly beast. "Bye, see you later in potatoes heaven," shouted Mr. Dimples. Now what I'm going to do now is start on making a list of how long I've been trying to dig out of this stupid, goofy-ahh pit Said, Mr. Dimples.

The worst part about living in a sand pit is that at night there are animals trying to hunt us potatoes down Said, Mr. Dimples. Mr. Dimples kept digging and after two hours of digging Mr. Dimples hit something solid rock, guess what it is, a gigantic, massive rock in the way.

Mr. Dimples tried to dig around it and finds out that it is bigger than it seems. He then says to himself it’s hopeless.

He climbs back out of the tunnel he dug and sees that all the potatoes have disappeared. Where did everybody go Asked, Mr. Dimples. He then looks up and sees a five long thing thingy coming down from the sky. Ahh Help Me!!! screamed Mr. Dimples. What is happening Asked, Mr. Dimples.

Hey guys look it's Mr. Dimples the imaginary potato Shouted out Graycie. "Oh, yeah that is the imaginary potato everybody at our school is talking said Kaylee. Ahh who are you Screamed Mr. Dimples at their faces. We are only like your best friends and your greatest fans Said, Graycie.

You’re my favorite cartoon character ever Said, Avi. So, you acutely enjoy my silliness and stupidity asked, Mr. Dimples. Yeah, totally Said, Kaylee. Yeah Said, Avi. For sure Said, Graycie.                  

Oh, hi bro Said, Liam. Who are you Asked, Mr. Dimples. I’m your creator's best friend Said, Liam McKee. Oh, hi Liam Said, Mr. Dimples. Can you help me asked, Mr. Dimples. Sure, what do you need Asked, the three of them. I need to get out of this sandbox, Said Mr. Dimples. The three then agreed and lifted him out of the sand pit and continued his journey.

Bye Mr. Dimples hope you’ll succeed in your journey Said, Graycie.

Ah, that Beautiful fresh air and freedom. I wish it could be like this for the rest of my life, prayed Mr. Dimples.

But all the other potatoes are counting on me Said Mr. Dimples very heroically. Meh likely they forgot I even exist Said, Mr. Dimples.

Help!!! Help!!! WHERE IS MR. DIMPLES?

      There probably fine Said, Mr. Dimples. Mr. Dimples then came up to three paths, first path went straight, second path went left, and the third path went right. The Left path went to weird potato paradise. Straight path went to a random kitchen, and finally the right path leads to a horrible place called the mashed potato eaters' restaurant.

                Of course, as stupid as Potato could be Mr. Dimples started to float up, where am I going, I don’t want to go up Said, Mr. Dimples. Suddenly he stopped floating up and said oh come on.

Suddenly a voice spoke loud and clear to Mr. Dimples and said, “Get up your big crybaby". Okay cool the jets man Said, Mr. Dimples.

         Mr. Dimples then said very weirdly “Wait a minute, just wait a minute, who are you.  I am God said the man with a big white beard and very bright glowing white light shining right Infront of Mr. Dimples. Wait so you’re the person that created life Asked, Mr. Dimples Wondering.

Kinda, Sorta said God. Now can you put me back on the earth now please and thank you Asked Mr. Dimples very nicely. God than put      Mr. Dimples down and disappeared. Instead, Mr. Dimples went right, “Right into the kitchen”.

There were knives, spoons, forks and worst of all of them, Mashed Potatoes. What's happening get me out of here at once Demanded Mr. Dimples. Done all the potato’s Said,

The Old Lady. The old, ugly and wrinkled grandma then turned around and said, Whoops I missed one potato. Mr. Dimples started to run as fast as he could.

 Hey, get back here you little idiot Said, The old grandma. Stop running Demanded the grandma. How are you running Questioned the grandma to herself. I don’t know, But I am Screamed Mr. Dimples back at the grandma.

"I must go to Dimples speed" said, Mr. Dimples.

Dimples speed is slow for you, but fast for us potatoes explained, Mr. Dimples.

He then ran through the kitchen and back out the way he came. Phew, I’m safe again Said, Mr. Dimples. Well, probably not forever he said with his British accent. So, he chose another path instead.

This time he went straight directly in the middle and went to a very nice restaurant called the mashed potato. He went in and got a foot to the face, (aka) foot to your entire body for potato's. Ow said, Mr. Dimples falling to the ground.

 I’m going back through the portal said Mr. Dimples Crawling back through the portal. I’m just going to go around the portals said, Mr. Dimples. Suddenly came a bird sitting on a branch in Mr. Dimples sight.

 But, suddenly out of the sky a car comes falling and almost hits the bird, coming above the bird was a helicopter looking at it from afar. What the heck is that said, Mr. Dimples.

Meh, whatever it is I don’t really care said Mr. Dimples walking away.

Mr. Dimples didn't notice a flying car that came down with a gas can leaking all over it.

The car then hit the tree and the car exploded and fire went on the tree and the tree exploded and injured the Small, Stupid, Ugly, Helpless young bird. Mr. Dimples stumbled upon a forest.

He went in the forest and started to walk through the forest he thought had no dangerous animals in it.

When Mr. Dimples was walking, he saw and heard a vicious and hungry Cougar. Mr. Dimples just, like a normal potato lade on the ground and did not move a muscle.

The cougar than picked him up and took Mr. Dimples to his “Secret Lair”.

Delicious potato for my lovely self Said, The Cougar named Jimmy. How and why do I always get myself into these big interactions with animals ten times my size Asked Mr. Dimples to himself.

I have no clue because it's so easy to find lovely potatoes for myself said Jimmy to himself. Here do you want to look around for yourself asked, Jimmy. Sure, why the heck not Said, Mr. Dimples.

 Mr. Dimples saw a compartment with a blanket covering it, what's under that blanket Asked, Mr. Dimples. Want to see asked, Jimmy.

Mr. Dimples than pulled the blanket off and saw a ton of Ziploc bags full of all his potato friends from his childhood and his friends from now. No!!! Screamed Mr. Dimples, Larry, Gary, Bob, Joe, Liam, Mr. Potato head? And the one I like the least, Karen.

 Mommy, Daddy No!!! Hi Domi said, Mr. Dimples father.

Whose Domi asked, Mr. Dimples. You said, Mr. Dimples father.

My name is Domi, Domi is the name of me, out of all the names you could have picked it had to be Domi Said, Mr. Dimples.

Suddenly they teleported to a whole different place. Yeah, so what do you want do asked, Caca. Caca Dimples was the name of Mr. Dimples father. Mr. Dimples was a Thirty-Eight-year-old man, and his father was only two years older than Domi was.

         Suddenly there was shaking up above ground. What is that sound asked, Domi. Shh squirmed Caca at Domi. What’s up there asked, Domi. Every day around noon a bear comes lurking around this area looking for food Explained, Caca. That’s how your mother disappeared Said, Caca.

I had a mother Screamed, Domi at the top of his lungs. Do you know what happened asked, Domi.

 No not really said, Caca. Oh, thanks for that super great information I will use that for something sometime said, Domi sarcastically.

Then Domi started crying and started saying Papa, Papa. Toughen up Screamed caca At Mr. Dimples.

But I’m sad said, Domi Dimples. Well, I'm sad too but that's not an excuse to end this entire story now is it Said, Caca.

Ok now let’s get out of here Said, Caca Dimples. Everybody let's go out, out, out Screamed, Caca at every potato.

Everybody was existed and ready to go home and quiet for part of the way out, Until...

I can’t wait to go home and sing songs again Screamed, Joe.

Suddenly the cougar opened its bright orange eyes and looked around and saw the blanket pulled right off and gone.

He then saw a whole bunch of stupid potatoes.

And Their leader, The stupidest of them all.

His name was very Depressing and stupid it was Domi, Domi Dimples.

With his father named Caca, Caca Dimples following close behind Domi.

Hey, where do you guys think you're going Asked, the Cougar.

We are going home if you don’t mind thank you Said, Domi.

Oh no you’re not going home, well not yet at least Said, the cougar.

Just as the cougar said, “Well not yet” Domi then yelled at the top of his lungs to everybody near him and screamed, “Run for your lives!!!”.

Everybody then ran as fast as their little legs could move and went out of the cougar’s den.

Hey, get back here said the cougar, or else I’ll come after you Screamed the cougar again.

All the potato’s kept running. What, did you say, Sorry I couldn’t hear you Said, Domi Sarcastically.

The cougar then started to sprint after them But, by the time he got to the door of the den they were gone.

Meh, I’ll find some other food to snack on for the next little while said, the cougar named Jimmy.

It’s going to take ages to find our way home said Joe. Suddenly out of nowhere It started to snow.

Oh, No said, Joe. What is it Asked, Domi. Snow said Joe looking at Domi with the most scared face Domi had ever seen.

Snow is our only weakness that we have, Thanks to James Ley our creator.

Run!!! Screamed, Domi.

I don’t think I can go on any farther Said, Joe.

Leave me, leave me to rot and get mushy Said, Joe with a crack in his voice.

Oki-Doky Said, Domi running away from Joe.

Thanks for all your help, buddy, Thanks for leaving me to die in misery Said, Joe.

You’re Welcome Shouted Domi back to Joe.

When Domi was running back home, leaving all the potato’s he knew behind, he saw a pickup truck and got a very good Idea.

He hopped in the truck, got the keys out of the center console, and put them in the keyhole, turning the key until it started.

Domi than got out of the truck and grabbed a rock and put it on the pedal. He shut the door, put the gear into drive and started to drive the same way he walked.

He drove by the bush of poisonous blueberry’s, made his way past the fake deer and stopped right Infront of all the freezing cold potatoes.

All the potatoes hopped in the pickup truck.

Everybody ready? asked Domi. Yes!!! Screamed all the potatoes.

Domi hit the gas all the way home, arriving twenty minutes later.  Everybody was very excited to be home. I can’t believe we made it home alive and in one piece said, Joe. I know right, isn’t it nice not feeling like you’re going to die every second you’re alive said, Domi.

Thank you, son, for saving all our lives said Caca.

You’re so very welcome Said, Domi.

Everything after that moment was normal and lovely.

                About the Author

Hi, my name is James Ley I am the Author of the Mr. Dimples the Imaginary potato. I think that Mr. Dimples, (Aka) Domi is amazing. I am a 10-year-old boy in the fifth grade. I was born in Markham, Ontario on Wednesday June 26, 2013. My hobby is to make books and type them up and publish them at my school. I Have been making books since I was Eight years old and still to this day do.