Message From the Writer
I shall dare to make extensive use of this book as my very personal diary, giving you a snippet of my everyday thought process.
Life began for me 22 years ago...oh you think I would go that far back in the history? No! I would not do that or rather I could not. I am not only physically but also mentally incapable of such torment. It would be like reliving my unliveable life, which sounds like hell on earth all in itself.
Do not be upset, dear reader...it is not you, it is me, I just need some space...oh do you hear the things I am saying now? It reeks romance, does it not? It must surely be due to the tension between us, don't you think?
If you haven't noticed until now, then the bubble must be burst immediately!
I, myself specifically, adore the science of yapping. It is a heavily understudied area that deserves more credit than it gets and thankfully I am here to provide you an elaborate piece of work with less intellectual value than a romcom show can give.
Bare these facts in mind while reading the upcoming chapters of the book! Good luck
