Introduction
If your reading this, and if your wondering, No… I do not know this man…. Or thing….. whatever it is…. And why it has been coming to my house and knocking on my door in the last four previous nights… all I know is that whatever it is I DO NOT WANT IT AROUND ME…. and I’m pretty sure… after reading this… you wouldn’t either…
So for some backstory… I just bought my house recently. Nothing special, not too big or small, I mean its not small but its not too big either, just your average 2 floor house…. I’m painting the situation because this is the kind of place where the neighbors outside would decorate their houses in lights and some other Christmas crap on their lawns, house, property you name it… yep… my home is not some decrepit apartment building or some house in the middle of nowhere. Its right here, just a house in some ordinary neighborhood town in Washington.
