Did you know
Did you know I entered the contest here but won the prize in the dimension next door?
It took a month to receive my letter because of the inter-dimensional postal strike. It took another month for the other dimension to receive my reply. The strike was over by then but the badgers staged a last-minute rebellion. They chased the postal carriers through the fields, demanding holiday gifts and collecting coupons to places they would never shop at, but wanted to have on the mantelpiece to show visitors they were proper.
At last, the tourism board instructed me to take the inter-dimensional train which ran only at 2:22 in the morning.
Good thing I had insomnia. My bags were always packed. When sleep became impossible, leaving was the better option.
