I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

The first time Don Whittaker heard those infamous words was on January 26th, 1998, when then President Bill Clinton went on national television to deliver his verbal rejection of the notion that an affair between him and Monica Lewinsky ever took place.

Never in Don’s wildest nightmares would he believe these very words could come from his own mouth...

Until one fateful September day when he opened the front door to his high-rise penthouse, and he came face to face with an empty hallway...

before his eyes eventually panned down to the small child staring up at him.

And his life was soon changed forever when that child spoke his very first words to a man who should’ve been a complete stranger.

“Dad?”

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Carson Lee Jones had done his best to always uphold the law. Having worked in HR for most of his career, there wasn’t many who had the ability to get under his skin.

Not many, besides Don Whittaker that it.

And what had started between these two men as a disagreement over a parking spot, suddenly takes one insane turn when Carson’s sister requests he puts in temp hours at her elementary school as a guidance counselor.

Agreeing to this rather simple ask was something Carson found simple to do. He had the education background, and was great with children...

That was until he met Dylan, a new transfer student to the school district.

It was in that moment Carson should’ve known that the only child who could test his usually unwavering limits, had to be the spawn of Satan himself.

And to eventually find out just who spawned this heinous creature? Well, everything fit perfectly in place after that.

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A story in which Don, a financial advisor for John Terry, finds himself juggling three ominous threats:

A feud over a parking spot with a man that wouldn’t go willingly.

An unexpected child he refused to believe was his regardless of their startlingly similar personalities.

And the terror of eventually finding love in both of these pain in the asses.

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