Chapter 1: soulmate? As if!
The whole school was in Attendance for the soulmate thing. Where some old guy who says he talks with the moon goddess gets on stage and reads two names from some scraps of paper. as if This wasn’t Complete and utter bullshit. The elder on stage was going on and on about how soulmate were made for each other and that the moon goddess wanted us to have our forever person. “ will Mia Barack, and Dustin Grayback come up on stage please. “ that geezer must have misread or something Because why in the hell did he call my name and that asshole Dustin to come up and take “ our “ places. I rolled my eyes and walked up to the stage and noticed that Dustin was taking his sweet time to get there. I just wanted this over with. I’ll just reject him and leave.
The cocky asshole finally graced us with his presence as he slowly walked up to the stage. “ today we see the soulmates that our moon goddess has brought together for us to witness. “I glared at the old man as he talked. the fuck she did. I would rather blow my brains out the back of my skull then be that smelly fucks mate. Speaking of, Dear goddess I can smell his unwashed ass from here and he’s like 5 or so feet from me.
The old man gave us no mind as he prattled on. “ miss Mia Barack, and mister Dustin Grayback have been chosen by the moon goddess her self. “ i shook my head and rolled my eyes again. This was such bullshit. “ yea right you were just drunk playing Scrabble. “ just get it over with. I don’t wanna be here old man. “ this beautiful omega. “ Dustin put his hand to his mouth. cough cough “ passable at best. “ cough that got some laughs mostly from his friends. “ and this handsome alpha “ cough cough “ he wishes “ cough . I flipped him off as i coughed. hay I never said I wasn’t a bitch.
That got some giggles and oh’s from the crowed. At the end we were to either accept our soulmate or reject them. As the old man said his long winded peace, we stood in front of the other. Our eyes locked -and we just stared. I think I saw the hamster that powers his brain fall off his wheel. Well I should just say it I guess. Just as his mouth opened. “ I rej- “
“ I reject you! “ I yelled . yes yelled because I wanted it to be Clear I rejected him. Not the other way around. He looked at me in shock. And then anger. His 6’5 muscled frame marched over to me, and oh goddess, I can taste it now! Oh, good goddess, help me! Did he even bathe once this month! Oh fuck I’m going to be sick. I covered my nose. “ nUh- uh, I reject you! I’d never want some stuck-up bitch as my soul mate! You’re a prude, mean, condescending, self-important asshole! “ I glared at him. “ big talk from someone who can’t use a shower and reeks of unwashed ass! By the way, axe is NOT a substitute for a shower, you smelly FUCK! “I was boiling mad now, and I finally let all the venom-laced words I’ve been holding back all year out for them all to hear.
“ just because I don’t wanna have sex with anyone who asks does not make me a prude. But if anyone here wants an easy ley, they have your mom and girlfriend’s numbers; they’re on the bathroom stalls.” I pushed him back away from me as I glared at him with hatred. “ Yes, I can be mean, but that’s just because I won’t be pushed around and made a fool out of.” I took in a deep breath and let it out. “ And yes, I can be a condescending asshole, but so would you if you had some brainless fuck wad that would start yelling anywhere he goes!, I’m surprised YOU knew such a big word when you can’t pass English! “ I watch as he huffs and puffs as some steam comes from his ears a bit.
“ and punching walls when he doesn’t get his way like some douchebag frat, bro! “ I re-adjust my purse. “ by the way I’m proud of being a bitch. “ I left while he was shell-shocked and the crowed was going crazy making all kinds of noise before he started yelling some choice words at me. I just flipped him the bird as I walked away as my heels click on the floor. “ fuck you loser! “ and left.
I walked to my black glittery Volkswagen Beetle with a pink and zebra print interior. “ that old man is fucking senile if the moon goddess wanted me to be with that unwashed jerk “ I got in and drive away from that half baked school. I wasn’t going to stay there and deal with that bullshit. I turn on my radio. “ oh sweet my fave song is on! “ I turn it up and go some place to kill time before it was time to go home.
Well I could go to the mall. Maybe get some things on sale. Yea, that sounds good. The mega mall was close by so why not. As I get closer I see how dead it is. “ at least I can enjoy walking by myself. “ I got out and locked my car and go into the mostly empty mall.
As I walked around I found some sales on some things I’ve had my eye on for awhile. Tops, bags, skirts, shorts, jeans, some cute hair ties and clips. All on sale. By the time I get done I load up my car and get something to eat after my little shopping haul. “ I’m hungry, man shopping sure works up an appetite. “ I stretch and get some mall food. I should check my phone. I flip open my Samsung galaxy z and see the time is half past 5. “ I should go home, after I eat. “ after eating i drive home.
