Diary entery 1
Dear diary,
Everything has changed since I led the duck daily Uprising. Since we’re now a Charity, we unfortunately had to fire most of our staff to ask for new staff that know how to work at a charity. We do have limited staff - about 23 people - but so far we have helped over 10,000 ducks from homelessness! We are super grateful and currently we are earning like 1,000 a month! I love help providing meals, homeless shelter fees and money to homeless ducks. They are so kind! One even tried giving us his dog but unfortunately we don't handle dogs so that's something I'm working on! Currently we’re buying cages and food for the dogs and we just need a couple more people to fund this project! Hopefully, we will be the highest growing Charity in Duckteich! Currently, we're fourth just below Ducktors trust! Did I mention we're employing turtles? Yes that's right! We all felt bad for the hopeless, unemployed turtles scattering the ruined, crumbled Turtlemeer so we became the first Turtle friendly company! Except for the stupid Ducktors trust their racist towards turtles. Anyways diary I hope one day we reach first in the charts for highest grossing charts except them dumbasses Ducktors trust.
Next month, April!
Dear diary, today is April first unfortunately the anniversary of Duck daily being founded. I tried not to bring it to the public eye but the idiots Ducktors trust brang it up. I swear if I HEAR THEIR NAME ONEORETIEM|
Anyways, today was just a standard day at Duck's homeless daily. Kind of stressing because 5 people came in going “Elijah today's duck Daily's anniversary! Let's celebrate!” politely I told them to get the hell out of my office.
And we got more staff today! 10 more people applied and started working today! They are a perfect fit for this amazing, hard job at Duck's homeless daily! Luckily, today we took down the duck daily website because I'm not paying 20 a month just to keep an abandoned, horrible website up! Talking about taking down, I had the job of shutting down all of our past services. From the Duck daily boat incident too our logs about Duck's joining the Duck turtle war. And Timothy Smith is trying to keep out turtle's which everyone hates. He even nearly got assassinated because of it. This country is in shambles because of Timothy I'm thinking of moving to PescareOzean with the clownfish. Also, on the happy side, Elizabeth Schmied left us alone after arguing with staff for the whole time we were running the company! God I hate her…
