SPIDER-MAN: GREEN UNLEASHED (English ver.)

“Let’s see. Is this thing recording?”

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“It works. Cool. Hi again and welcome t-. Nah, this won’t do.”

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“Welcome, dear listeners!... Wait, I think that’s too much.”

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“Okay, future me. Because I’m guessing you won’t be going around showing anyone else what’s in this recorder. I’m in Northtown. The Northtown building. Which probably won’t sound weird. It’s my mom’s enterprise after all. But what neither she or anyone else knows is that I’ve snuck in the restricted areas in which I’m not allowed to be in.”

“I’m in the laboratories. Well, the Experimental Investigation floor. Inside a cleaning closet, to be more precise. They surely are looking for me right now and... And I went and hid in the most cliché place ever. Fuck.”

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“Northtown Industries: So full of bright minds and no one suggested that “0000” was a really unsafe password. I don’t know how they couldn’t come up with, I don’t know, fingerprint scanner? Iris recognition? Capitalizing the first letter and putting the birth date in the end?”

“Whatever, I’m in. WHAT!?”

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“I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just use up all my phone storage by taking pictures of absolutely everything that’s in here. This is incredible! Do I understand anything? Nope, but that doesn’t make it any less incredible.”

“By what I could read in between the lines, this could help so many people. It says right here that if they use the DNA of-.”

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“Sorry if the audio isn’t quite good. Someone just got in the lab and I had to hide, so talking out loud isn’t the best option right now. Although it’s not like I’ve left everything just as it was. I accidentally dropped something when I saw the door open. I couldn’t see what it was, I only heard it breaking. Shit, I think they saw me.”

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“I’m home. And also, grounded. I couldn’t care less about that right now though, I just want to go to sleep. I’ve been feeling terrible on the way back home. My ears were so stuffed I couldn’t even hear Paloma scolding me in the car. After that came the dizziness, cold sweats...Curiosity killed the cat, as they say. I hope I’m feeling better once I wake up.”