Chapter 1
Why are you here??? There is nothing to read.
Seriously, nothing
Nothing to even read, understand???
Okay, I promise there is nothing to read
Okay, maybe you can just read the above text
Bye.
I said “BYE!”
Maybe, a poem if you will go
All around the cobbler’s bench
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought ’t was all in fun
Pop! Goes the weasel.
II’ve no time to wait and sigh
No patience to wait ’til by and by
Kiss me quick, I’m off, goodbye!
Pop! Goes the weasel.
Half a pound of tupenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! Goes the weasel.
I hope now you are happy
You like me getting angry, don’t you
Go now please.
You know what? I will go bye.
Bye.
