Unsolicited Opinions, Vol. 1
Most people will tell you that I’m hard to get along with and they’re not exactly wrong. But you know what else? Fuck them. My name is Dahlia Deschner and I’m writing this because an asshole told me and I quote, “figure your shit out.” Have you ever noticed how people tell you how to live your life, all the fucking time? Like, be nice to people. Stop cussing so much. Do you need to be so aggressive? Yes, yes I do. I wouldn’t need to be so aggressive if people weren’t dicks and got in my way. I’m just a simple person, trying to make my way through this fucking world- preferably peacefully and unhindered. That’s all I want! Is that too much to ask for? My friends, those people I don’t hate too much, say that I have something to say about everything and instead of griping to them all the time, I should just write it down. For example, I have what I call Toilet Theology. Every shitty person that I encounter throughout the day, I just imagine hitting the flusher and they’re catapulted to the moon instead of going to hell. I feel that would be very useful. They think its mean. I want to point out that I did not ask for their opinion at the time. So here’s my story in all its glory. Try not to judge me, but know that I don’t actually give a fuck either way. Cause I don’t know you and I probably wouldn’t like you if I did.
