Chapter 1:“You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me”
🕘 Location: University Dorm 5C — Move-In Day
Y/N kicked open the dorm door with her bag slung over one shoulder and a donut in her mouth. A suitcase bumped into the frame behind her.
> “HELLOOOO, freedom!” she shouted, spinning dramatically.
“Goodbye, parents. Goodbye curfew. Hello unlimited Wi-Fi and cereal at midnight!”
She twirled once—and tripped.
BAM.
Straight into a wall of chest.
But this chest wasn’t brick.
It was breathing. And annoyed.
Y/N looked up…
…into the deadpan, ice-cold eyes of Kim Taehyung.
> “What. Are. You. Doing.” he asked, like each word hurt him personally.
She blinked.
He blinked back.
She blinked again.
> “Wait—WAIT—NO—YOU’RE MY ROOMMATE?!”
> “Unfortunately,” he muttered, walking past her with his black duffel bag.
🎧 Vibe Check:
The room had one bed.
The university’s “temporary room merging system” had created chaos. And now she was stuck… with him.
Y/N stared as he removed his hoodie and stretched. His shirt lifted slightly.
> “Oh no,” she whispered. “He’s hot.” “This is going to be a nightmare.”
He glanced at her.
> “Rule One: Don’t touch my stuff.” “Rule Two: Don’t speak unless I ask you something.”
Y/N gasped.
> “EXCUSE ME?! You’re not my dad—”
> “No, I’m worse. I’m your roommate.”
📦 Moments Later
She dropped a box on his foot (by accident).
He drank her juice (on purpose).
She used his toothbrush (by tragic mistake).
He replaced it… with a toilet brush (petty level: mafia).
> “We are going to kill each other,” she groaned into a pillow.
> “You first,” he replied, sipping her soda.
🖤 Final Line:
> “In a room too small for their egos… Only one thing was guaranteed:
Someone was going to fall first. And it wouldn’t be pretty.”
