Chapter 1:āYouāve Got to Be Kidding Meā
š Location: University Dorm 5C ā Move-In Day
Y/N kicked open the dorm door with her bag slung over one shoulder and a donut in her mouth. A suitcase bumped into the frame behind her.
> āHELLOOOO, freedom!ā she shouted, spinning dramatically.
āGoodbye, parents. Goodbye curfew. Hello unlimited Wi-Fi and cereal at midnight!ā
She twirled onceāand tripped.
BAM.
Straight into a wall of chest.
But this chest wasnāt brick.
It was breathing. And annoyed.
Y/N looked upā¦
ā¦into the deadpan, ice-cold eyes of Kim Taehyung.
> āWhat. Are. You. Doing.ā he asked, like each word hurt him personally.
She blinked.
He blinked back.
She blinked again.
> āWaitāWAITāNOāYOUāRE MY ROOMMATE?!ā
> āUnfortunately,ā he muttered, walking past her with his black duffel bag.
š§ Vibe Check:
The room had one bed.
The universityās ātemporary room merging systemā had created chaos. And now she was stuck⦠with him.
Y/N stared as he removed his hoodie and stretched. His shirt lifted slightly.
> āOh no,ā she whispered. āHeās hot.ā āThis is going to be a nightmare.ā
He glanced at her.
> āRule One: Donāt touch my stuff.ā āRule Two: Donāt speak unless I ask you something.ā
Y/N gasped.
> āEXCUSE ME?! Youāre not my dadāā
> āNo, Iām worse. Iām your roommate.ā
š¦ Moments Later
She dropped a box on his foot (by accident).
He drank her juice (on purpose).
She used his toothbrush (by tragic mistake).
He replaced it⦠with a toilet brush (petty level: mafia).
> āWe are going to kill each other,ā she groaned into a pillow.
> āYou first,ā he replied, sipping her soda.
š¤ Final Line:
> āIn a room too small for their egos⦠Only one thing was guaranteed:
Someone was going to fall first. And it wouldnāt be pretty.ā