šŸ–¤ ROOMMATES WITH RULES

Summary

Y/N never expected her college life to start like this — tripping into a dorm room and landing face-first into the chest of her new roommate. A male roommate. Kim Taehyung. Cold, flirty, brutally honest, and somehow allergic to fun. He has two rules: > ā€œDon’t touch my stuff. Don’t speak unless spoken to.ā€ Naturally, she breaks both in five minutes. Now stuck sharing a tiny dorm, one bathroom, and maybe even a bed that wasn’t supposed to be shared (still under investigation) — the war begins. From towel mishaps to late-night insults… From accidental cuddles to forbidden sparks… They’re opposites in every way — except for the heat that simmers when they argue. > ā€œYou’re annoying.ā€ ā€œRight back at you.ā€ ā€œWanna kiss and shut up?ā€ ā€œGo to hell, roommate.ā€ The problem is: They’re starting to like hell a little too much.

Status
Ongoing
Chapters
56
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

Chapter 1:ā€œYou’ve Got to Be Kidding Meā€

šŸ•˜ Location: University Dorm 5C — Move-In Day

Y/N kicked open the dorm door with her bag slung over one shoulder and a donut in her mouth. A suitcase bumped into the frame behind her.

> ā€œHELLOOOO, freedom!ā€ she shouted, spinning dramatically.

ā€œGoodbye, parents. Goodbye curfew. Hello unlimited Wi-Fi and cereal at midnight!ā€

She twirled once—and tripped.

BAM.

Straight into a wall of chest.

But this chest wasn’t brick.

It was breathing. And annoyed.

Y/N looked up…

…into the deadpan, ice-cold eyes of Kim Taehyung.

> ā€œWhat. Are. You. Doing.ā€ he asked, like each word hurt him personally.

She blinked.

He blinked back.

She blinked again.

> ā€œWait—WAIT—NO—YOU’RE MY ROOMMATE?!ā€

> ā€œUnfortunately,ā€ he muttered, walking past her with his black duffel bag.


šŸŽ§ Vibe Check:

The room had one bed.

The university’s ā€œtemporary room merging systemā€ had created chaos. And now she was stuck… with him.

Y/N stared as he removed his hoodie and stretched. His shirt lifted slightly.

> ā€œOh no,ā€ she whispered. ā€œHe’s hot.ā€ ā€œThis is going to be a nightmare.ā€

He glanced at her.

> ā€œRule One: Don’t touch my stuff.ā€ ā€œRule Two: Don’t speak unless I ask you something.ā€

Y/N gasped.

> ā€œEXCUSE ME?! You’re not my dadā€”ā€

> ā€œNo, I’m worse. I’m your roommate.ā€


šŸ“¦ Moments Later

She dropped a box on his foot (by accident).

He drank her juice (on purpose).

She used his toothbrush (by tragic mistake).

He replaced it… with a toilet brush (petty level: mafia).

> ā€œWe are going to kill each other,ā€ she groaned into a pillow.

> ā€œYou first,ā€ he replied, sipping her soda.


šŸ–¤ Final Line:

> ā€œIn a room too small for their egos… Only one thing was guaranteed:

Someone was going to fall first. And it wouldn’t be pretty.ā€