Max and ruby get a psych evaluation.

After many many many chores that grandma assigned and mom and dad ruby is officially no longer grounded! But grandma can no longer babysit mom said she smells and keeps getting fatter!, so dont tune this story out !. Max and ruby love shannagins!.phyllis ruby wakes up and greets her parents at the breakfast table today max is at daycare so mom and dad can go to work summer is over and ruby is getting ready to go back to school.

Ruby: hi mom hi dad i love you so i can wait to go back to school today dad when can we build an open the restaurant you promised?

Dad: soon honey these things take time in the mean time youll be getting As at school and behaving with your teachers wont you?.

Ruby: of course i cant wait im no longer grounded!.

Mom: ok baby i packed your lunch have a good day the school bus is here give momma a big kiss and hug please!.

Ruby hugged her mom tight said goodbye to both mom and dad and went to school keeping in mind she would have to be more social now that liouse has passed away.

Ruby arrives at school sits down and chats with a new girl Britney bunny .

Ruby: hi im ruby whats your name ?.

Britney: my name is Britney whats yours i feel ive sern you before oh wait ! I know you your Ruby from art class right ?.

Ruby: yes i think so i guess we have the same classes together!.

Britney: i guess so do you wanna have lunch with me 3rd period?.

Ruby: yes i would love too your so nice and kind over the summer i grieved something i lost and can never get back so chatting with new faces helps me!.

Britney: oh ! Dear im so sorry are you ok ? Do you wanna go home ? Are you sad ?.

Ruby laughs Ruby: no it’s okay im fine really im not allowed to have half days off school the princible said so ill be fine .

Britney: ok here comes the teacher lets listen.

Ruby : ok.

Teacher : ok hello good morning children welcome back to school i hope you have your thinking caps on . Today i will pass out the cylibus for the term we have have both quizes and tests coming up very soon so lets not delay . Any questions?

Ruby raised her hand

Teacher: yes ruby is it ? Whats your question please tell me i said your name right on the attendance sheet!.

Ruby : yes don’t worry i was just wondering are these tests harder than the last grade !.

Teacher: unfortunately ruby yes a little more difficulty has been added but if you study youll be ok.

Third period for Lunch came the bell rang and the girls sat down in the cafeteria with thier lunch and some chocolate cake .

Ruby: Britney i want to invite you over for dinner how does Saturday sound at 8pm ? we have pizza night every Saturday.

Britney: sure id love to come to your house also what about a girls night out.?

Ruby: sure sounds wonderful the day after tho when we ate pizza we get stuffed so we cant move ok dont wanna do to much at once .

Britney: ok then its a date !.

The school day ended both girls took thier textbooks home for some easy first day back homework and some math sheets that were harder ruby hated history class thier first assignment back and its a history one uhh.

Ruby walks in to the house max is still at day care and mom is home from work to greet her daughter.

Ruby: uhh is anyone home ruby said feeling confused.

Mom: hello sweety rubys mom turned the corner how are you how was your first day back come sit we need to talk.

Ruby: ohh sorry mom I didn’t know you were home i thought you were at work still.

Mom: thats ok. You remember that grandma said you and max needed a evaluation right ? .

Ruby: yea what about it!.

Mom: its today at night time me and your father will take you and max to east bunny hop general hospital for it we have to leave at 7 pm tonight dad has gone to pick max up from daycare . He will meet us there so go shower change your clothes put on deodorant brush your hair teeth clip your nails i wanna see you looking sharp i dont want these people thinking i cant take care of my kids you look a mess. Also dont forget to do some of your homework cause the hospital visit could take a while i hate canada healthcare !.

Ruby: ok mom whatever you say im gonna go do that right now .

5 hours pass by and 7 pm rolls around mom and ruby are all ready mom even packed lots of snacks for both max and ruby so they would be full they had to miss dinner tonight because of this. Mom and ruby climb into the car and drive to the hospital and are greeted by a nice nurse at the reception desk .

Nurse: hello whats your name sweetie your daughter is adorable that outfit is great !.

Mom: thankyou im checking in both my daughter and son max and ruby for the phych evaluation today with docter presscott .

Nurse typing in computer

Nurse: ahh yes here we are your right on time your on the priority list today because its not as busy as expected today. As long as both max andn ruby are present and have valid health cards you can have them come with me to the back room.

Mom: ok here are thier health cards .

Nurse: ok great ! let me just check please have a seat right there in the front row while i type information in about this and i need your insurance info too please mrs bunny.

Mom: ok ruby so go sit please while mommy does this .

Ruby: ok

Ruby sat down in the front row hospital waiting area chairs in the E R Mom gave the nurse the health information about them and then sat back down while they waited for dad to show up.

Nurse: ok mrs bunny everything seems good the children can come back here with me to triage i need to do thier checkups before we can go to the evaluation room .

Ruby spoke Ruby: mom i dont want to go in thier dad isnt here yet with max .

Mom: Ruby! Go with the nice lady everyone will treat you nicely i promise .

Nurse: now please ruby come with me wheres max ? i need him too we cant hold for ever i got other patients i need to see .

Mom: he is coming just now i just got a text lickidy spilt there here!. thier pulling up now jat focas on ruby for now.

Nurse: mrs bunny are you sure i need to know that your sure we cant wait all night .

Mom: yes go go go already . For christ sake just go in the room.

Nurse: mrs bunny no swearing keep your voice down if max dosent show thre that ER door i cant move foward .

Max and dad burst threw the door just then and hurry to the front desk. And start walking over to ruby and mom.

Dad: sorry are we late day care pick up takes forever im so sorry to keep you waiting .

Nurse: finally !. Ok you too come with me now please lets get this show on the road .

Ruby and max go to the back triage room with mom and dad sitting there in the chairs hoping for the best .

Nurse: ok Ruby please come over here and lets see how tall you are and then i will check your mouth take your blood pressure and check your weight and see your temperature.

Ruby stood on all the scales the weight scale and the height scale and then the nurse checked her other vitals including blood pressure cuff.

Nurse: ok ruby look like everything is all good with you ok young man your next come on up ! Ruby sat back down with mom and dad .

Max: ok

The nurse checked the same things and everything with max seemed fine untill they got to the weight scale.

Nurse: oh dear what is this im reading max i think we have a problem here .

Mom : oh no whats wrong

Dad : did he break something.?

Nurse no mr and mrs bunny but max seems to be getting fatter by the second !!. Is there anyone your famliy who is fat ?.

Mom: ahh sigh they get this from thier grandma’s every time we give the children to her she gives them ice cream for breakfest .

Nurse: oh dear ! Well we must rectify that immediately no more sweets max !.

Max: ok but why did my mother say that my grandma is fat and keeps getting fatter and smelly??.

Nurse: uhhhh excuse me ?.

Mom: max for god sake shut the fuck up already today is not about grandma its about you nurse im so sorry. By the way whats your name ?.

Nurse: my name is phyllis you know like that crazy bitch from young and the restless?.

Mom laughed mom: yes i know who you mean that show never ends lol.

Nurse: ok now that thats out of the way lets go to the other room to get the evaluation done.

Mom and dad in unison ok!

They went down the hallway to yhe other room to have the evaluation done with doctor presscott the nurse left because she had other patients to see.

Docter presscott walks in and greets the famliy.

Docter prescott: hello max Ruby and mom and dad of course or should i say mr and mrs bunny?.

Mom: oh it doesn’t matter we are just happy to see you docter presscot we have much t0 discuss.

Doctor presscott: we sure do !.well nows a good as time as any to tell you that your son is fat what happened??

Mom: ahh its thier fucking smelly grandma she feeds them horseshit for breakfast everytime they go to her house. Mom got visibly angry.

Doctor Prescott: well im sorry to hear that but lets put that on the back burner. ok who wants to go first?. for the test ? remember max and ruby your safe with me what you say never leaves the safety of this room.

Ruby: oh good im glad to hear that docter recently loiuse died my best friend since forever i cant seem to forget as well as others do what can i do?.

Docter Prescott: well ruby greiveing happens for a reason have you tried remembering the good times I recommend seeking an outlet for your pain what about doing something like sports figure skating perhaps??.

Ruby: ok i would love to do that i do remember all the good times.

Doctor Prescott: ok good ok ruby heres your first question do you have night mares ?.

Ruby: no none at all

Doctor Prescott: do you watch adult content that scarred you in the past 6 months??.

Ruby: yes but only one time. Its was scream 1996.

Docter Prescott: ohh ruby please never do that again !. How do you feel did you lose sleep over this ??.

Ruby: yes a little but im ok now thats behind me .

Docter Prescott: ok ruby next question do you ever have thoughts of hurting yourself or others ?.

Ruby: no i dont i would never do that .

Docter Prescott: ok just one more question do you ever stop eating ?. do you have body dismorphia ? Do you wish you could be skinny a super model do people bully you cyber bully you at all?.

Ruby: no dont worry docter prescott nothing like that had happened.

Docter prescott: ok then you can hop off the medical bed max its your turn .

Max : ok doctor.

Max eagarly jumps on the medical bed for the test.

Docter prescott : ok max well at least we know the answer to one question you never stop eating! Whats goin on fatzo?.

Max: ha ha now can we please get on with it?.

Docter prescott: ok ok no worries this will only take a couple if minutes .

The docter asked the same questions he asked ruby and then they were free to go everything was fine with both max and ruby they ate the snacks on the way home fron the hospital they went to bed .

To be continued..