The Bloodfruit Orchard

Summary

Deep in Valoria’s Wyrdwood, the changeling clan of Labubus guard the Orchard — a grove of bone-white trees whose fruit feeds on the flesh of intruders. Mischievous, toothy, and older than human memory, they speak to roots and rivers, protect the forest’s magic, and revel in rituals outsiders would call unspeakable. When a raid of deformed human muggle-goblin hunters storms the Orchard and captures several of her kin, one restless Labubu is tasked by the Wyrdmother to retrieve them before the bloodmoon — or watch the forest’s heart wither. Her journey will cross the Rootways’ bone tunnels, freakshow markets, and hunter asylums. She’ll navigate grotesque “family dinners,” political bargains with witches, and dreamrealm traps in the Velvet Veil. The deeper she ventures, the more she learns her mission is tangled in a darker plan — one that could make her savior, executioner, or both. A tale where Wrong Turn meets Pan’s Labyrinth, with a toothy grin and blood under its nails — The Changeling Orchard is a grindhouse fairytale of gore, magic, and monstrous loyalty. For those who can laugh in the dark.

Status
Complete
Chapters
10
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

Chapter 1 - Orchard at Dusk

The Orchard was humming that evening.

It always did at dusk, when the sap slowed and the roots swelled like bellies after a feast. The sound wasn’t quite music, not quite a heartbeat, but something between — a long, bone-deep murmur that you could feel in your teeth. If you pressed your ear to the bark of one of the trees, you might swear it was whispering to you, though the words were older than any tongue you knew.

The trees themselves were pale as boiled bone, tall and twisted, their trunks knotting into shapes that sometimes looked like people pressed together. Their roots curled above the ground like the fingers of a buried giant, nails chipped and dirt-caked. Blossoms hung low, heavy with pale fruit that dripped slow, pink nectar into the soil. The sweetness on the air was sharp and cloying, like overripe fruit left to rot in the sun — layered over the faint tang of old iron.

The changelings had gathered under the biggest tree, the Wyrdmother’s tree.

It was a feast night.

Tables had been laid out from flayed strips of bark stitched together with vine-thread. The food was heaped in messy, dangerous abundance: spit-roasted crow-sinew twisted into braids; bone platters of worm-butter glistening under firelight; marrowfruit split open so their dripping pulp could be scooped with claw or tongue; jars of pickled rat skulls floating in vinegar and moonwater. The smell was dizzying — salt, blood, smoke, and sugar all fighting for dominance.

The changelings themselves were a riot of shapes and sizes. Some small and sleek like stoats, others shaggy and long-limbed like bog apes. Fur in shades of moss, ash, and soot. Eyes that caught the firelight and reflected it back in reds, greens, golds. Their teeth were the one constant — too many, too sharp, always visible even when they smiled in a way meant to be kind.

Labubu was perched on a rib-thick root at the edge of the gathering, swinging her legs like a bored child at a dinner she didn’t want to attend — except she very much did want to be here. She had a jar of honeyed beetle paste in her lap and was using a roasted crow femur as a spoon, crunching through the honey-glazed marrow when she got impatient. Her mottled smoke-colored fur bristled at the edges in the cold air, but her grin was warm and wide.

“Oi, Labubu!” called Pritch, a broad-shouldered changeling with ears like torn leather. His nose was half missing — gnawed off in a raid last winter — but his voice was cheerful. “Catch!”

He lobbed a marrowfruit her way. It still dripped faintly from where it had been plucked, and the blossom at its crown was wilting, petals stuck together with dried pink sap.

Labubu sniffed it. Warm. That meant it had fed recently. She bit deep, juice running down her chin. Sweet, iron-rich, tangy with whatever it had been drinking from beneath the soil.

She wiped her mouth with the back of her claw and yelled back, “Needs more blood in the root!”

“You’re too picky,” Pritch said, grinning with his one good fang.

The feast was in full swing. Someone had started a song — a low, growling lullaby that built into a rowdy chorus, all stomping and clapping. In the firelight, faces looked like painted masks. The air was so thick with smoke and steam from the cooking fires that it curled into shapes overhead — twisting into birds, snakes, and once, a perfect set of teeth before dissolving.

The Wyrdmother presided at the center, as she always did.

Her throne was a grown thing, not made — roots and branches woven into a seat that seemed to hold her as much as she held it. Half her body was wood, bark creasing into her ribs, fingers splitting into thin rootlets that burrowed into the armrests. The other half was flesh, pale and veined, draped in a robe of moss and spider-silk. Fungus-glow lit her from within, seeping from her hollowed cheekbones and the cracks between her wooden ribs. Moths fluttered in and out of her hair.

Her eyes were yellow, soft but deep — lanterns in a cave that might lead somewhere dangerous.

She spoke little, simply watching, her mouth twitching in the smallest smiles when someone told a particularly grotesque joke.

Labubu was licking the marrowfruit’s seed clean when the wind shifted.

At first it was just a sour note in the air — an acrid, burnt-feather smell that slithered under the sweetness of the feast. Then came the faint thwap of a bolt-gun far away, so soft that some might have mistaken it for a branch snapping in the forest. But the trees knew. The roots tightened, bark creaked.

A ripple passed through the changelings. Conversations cut short. Heads turned toward the western boughs.

Then the first hunter stepped into the firelight.

The first hunter was wrong in all his angles.

He came loping into the clearing with knees bending backward like a stag’s, though the rest of him was nothing but meat gone to ruin. His skin was yellow-grey, pulled too tight over bone, pocked with old burn scars and crude stitches. His mouth was sewn shut with black cord, but someone had cut a slit along one cheek to let him feed — the wound puckered and oozing, a permanent grin that glistened wet in the firelight.

He held a hook-chain in one hand, the links made from mismatched jawbones bolted together. Each clink rang sharp against the Orchard’s hum.

Behind him came more.

Six, maybe seven of them, slipping between the pale trunks like predators that knew they were the only thing to fear in these woods. Some were short and knotted like tree stumps, others tall and stringy with arms too long, knuckles dragging. All carried weapons scavenged from too many wrong places: bone-handled bolt guns, rusted cleavers, fishing gaffs, meat hooks, even a pair of hedge shears flecked with dried red.

And then, Crowjaw.

He didn’t enter so much as appear, like he’d been stitched out of the shadows. Taller than the rest, with limbs so lean they seemed jointed in extra places. His head was narrow and birdlike, skull sharp enough to split kindling. Where his lower jaw should have been, a cage of bird bones had been wired together with copper, the skeletal beak clicking softly as he moved.

Every step made a faint music — a rattle, a tap, a whistle as air passed through the hollow bones of his jaw.

The firelight made the copper gleam.

“Take them breathing,” he rasped, the words scraping like claws on slate.

The changelings erupted.

It was never clear whether the Orchard moved to defend them or simply to feed, but the ground came alive underfoot. Roots snapped upward, coiling like snakes, lashing at the intruders. Branches bent low and speared forward, skewering one hunter clean through the shoulder before hoisting him into the air. His muffled scream rattled behind sewn lips.

Labubu slid off her perch in a heartbeat, landing light on her claws. She darted between two hunters as a bolt hissed past her ear and buried itself in the trunk of a fruit tree — the bark blackened instantly, smoke curling up. She grabbed one hunter’s calf, dug in her claws, and tore. The man dropped with a howl, his leg spraying dark blood across the roots.

The smell was intoxicating.

Pritch, too slow, swung a club and caught one of the shorter hunters in the ribs — only for another to whip an iron-thread net over him. The moment the net touched his fur, it hissed and smoked, leaving black welts wherever the metal pressed against skin.

Pritch roared, but the iron was already sinking in, threads biting deeper the more he struggled. Two more hunters grabbed the edges and yanked, dragging him toward the treeline.

“Let him go!” Labubu shouted, barreling forward. She leapt, catching the closest hunter across the face with her claws — but in the same second, another slammed into her side with the hook-chain. The jawbones cracked against her ribs. She stumbled back, laughing even as the air wheezed out of her lungs.

“Oh, you’re fun,” she coughed, straightening.

More changelings went down, nets dropping from the branches like spiderwebs. One hunter swung a cleaver and took a changeling’s arm at the elbow, the severed limb still clutching a marrowfruit as it fell. Another jammed a gaff into the back of a changeling’s neck and reeled them in like a fish.

Crowjaw didn’t rush. He moved with the calm of someone choosing from a menu. His copper-wired jaw clicked with every breath as his eyes scanned the chaos.

When they found Labubu, he tilted his head. The copper wires caught the firelight again, turning his skeletal grin into a burnished mask.

“Pretty teeth,” he said, and it was not a compliment.

Labubu flashed them at him anyway, wide as she could, letting the blood on her gums show.

“You should floss,” she said.

The closest hunter lunged for her. She ducked low, darting between his legs, and swiped up with her claws — catching fabric, then skin. He shrieked, falling to one knee, but she was already gone, scrambling over the roots toward the nearest captive.

Pritch was nearly at the treeline now, the iron net cutting deep into his sides. She grabbed at the net, ignoring the smoke and the hiss as it scorched her palms, trying to tear it free.

“Go!” Pritch growled, his voice breaking. “Get the others—”

A bolt gun cracked, the shot taking him through the throat. His eyes went wide. The iron net slumped with him inside it. The hunters didn’t even bother finishing him — just left him there twitching while they hauled away two others, kicking and snarling, their teeth snapping inches from the hunters’ faces.

When the smoke finally thinned, the clearing looked smaller. The tables were overturned, food scattered and trampled into the dirt. The air reeked of burnt feathers, blood, and sap. The white trees shivered, leaves falling in slow spirals.

Six changelings were gone.

Crowjaw stood at the edge of the light, watching her. The bone cage of his jaw tilted just enough to suggest a smile.

“They’ll fetch well,” he said, and turned into the dark.

Labubu stood in the ruin, her claws sticky with honey and blood, her ribs aching where the hook-chain had caught her. She could feel her heartbeat in her teeth.

Slowly, she licked her claws clean.

“Oh,” she said, almost to herself. The grin was back, wider now. “This’ll be fun.”