Bite Me, Alpha

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Summary

When brooding Alpha Kade sniffs quirky, lip-biting Mari Everglow and growls one word — “Mate” — her life turns into a whirlwind of fur, fang, and frosting. Mari isn’t just a human… she’s half-fae, cursed (or blessed?) with glittergasms that erupt whenever she climaxes. Now the Crescent Fang Pack demands she complete the ancient mating ceremony under the full moon — sacred oils, glowing pastries, and screaming fae incantations included. But not everyone wants her in the Alpha’s bed. Jasper, the gorgeous, jealous Beta who’s secretly in love with Kade, will do anything to sabotage their bond… even if it means murder. Expect: Grumpy Alpha × quirky, stubborn heroine Jealous Beta / love triangle tension Fated mates + mating heat + possessive growls Ridiculous, steamy, over-the-top smut Magical pastries & pack politics Laugh-out-loud supernatural romance Can Mari survive the politics, passion, and pastry-fueled chaos of life as a wolf’s fated mate? Or will her glitter explode the realm before she even gets to enjoy her happily-ever-after? For fans of spicy werewolf romance, supernatural comedy, and absolutely unhinged mating tropes — Bite Me, Alpha will have you howling.

Status
Ongoing
Chapters
7
Rating
5.0 1 review
Age Rating
18+

Chapter 1: The Deer That Wasn't

It was almost midnight, and I was driving home from the bakery with a box of day old cinnamon rolls when the universe decided to ruin my life.

Technically, it was a deer.

At least, that's what I thought as the shadow cut cross my headlights.

"Seriously?" I swerved, my little 2007 Kia Rio hatchback fishtailing until it crashed nose-first into the ditch. The impact rattled my teeth and sent the cinnamon rolls flying.

"Perfect. Absolutely perfect," I muttered, biting my lip as if that would somehow fix my bumper. "This is how I die. In a ditch. Surrounded by old pastries."

I killed the engine and fumbled for my phone, but before I could even unlock the screen, I heard it.

Then came the growl.

Low. Rumbling. Predatory.

Every hair on my body stood on end.

That wasn't a deer.

"Okay," I whispered to no one, "that's fine. Probably just... a dog. A very large, very terrifying, dog."

Claws on asphalt.

My grip tightened on the steering wheel, my body screaming at me to stay still. "Nice... doggy?"

Then I saw it. A creature stepping into the pale glow of my ruined headlights.

A wolf.

No. Not a wolf.

A monster.

It was enormous -- at least the size of a horse -- with fur blacker than midnight and eyes that glowed like molten metal. Those eyes locked on me, unblinking, unrelenting, like it had already decided where to start eating.

My breath hitched.

My lip was between my teeth before I realized I was doing it.

"Okay," I said again, because apparently I narrate my own death. "This is fine. Just... a weird dream. Yeah. Totally dreaming."

It padded closer, slow and deliberate, each step silent as if it owned the ground itself.

And with it came the smell.

Musky. Sharp. Like pine needles crushed underfoot and smoke clinging to leather. The kind of scent that didn't belong on a country road. The kind of scent that belonged to something wild. Something dangerous.

"Please don't kill me," I whispered.

It cocked its head.

And then -- God help me -- it bowed.

Not like an animal. Like a man.

"What the hell..."

The wolf's growl deepened, vibrating through the night air until it was in my bones.

And then I heard it -- a voice.

Deep. Rough. Possessive.

Mate.

My mouth opened to scream, but the sound never came.

Teeth. Pain.

Darkness swallowed me whole.

And just before I blacked out, I swore I felt a warm, rough tongue drag across my throat.