Hmmm…
Hello! My name is Deez, and I was just living my life pretty normally until one day I opened my front door and saw that there was a little packet on the doormat.
I wondered who had left it there, and I picked it up and saw that it was a packet of seeds.
Hmmm…
This was interesting…
What might these seeds grow into if I were to plant them?…
Not that I was much of a planter, mind you, but I was still curious, ya know?
And so I decided to take a little walk over to my friend Betty (who liked to plant lots of seeds) because maybe she’d be able to identify what kind of seeds they were!
I soon reached her abode, and I knocked on the door.
No answer.
And I knocked again.
No answer.
And then I was about to knock again when I saw that there was a note on her doormat, and so I bent down and picked up the note to see if maybe she had written it to inform any visitors she might have about what time she’d be arriving home.
Unfortunately, the note said that Betty was gone and also said that the only way to save her would be by planting the seeds that I had with me.
Hmmm…
Had the seeds and note been placed on the doorsteps of Betty and I by the same person?
And was it a villain who had placed them on our doormats, or was it a person who was trying to help rescue Betty from whatever bad situation she was apparently in?…
Hmmm…
Well, I supposed that planting the seeds made as much sense as anything did; and so I grabbed a shovel of Betty’s that was on her front porch, returned to my abode, and then used the shovel to dig a hole in my front yard that I then placed the seeds into.
Then I shoveled the soil back into place so that it was covering up the seeds, and then I walked back to Betty’s abode to return the shovel.
To my surprise, Betty was standing on her front porch when I arrived, and she looked at me in a very disapproving way and said, “Why’d you take my shovel without my permission, Deez?” and I said, “Sorry.
I thought that you had been captured because when I visited earlier there was this note on your doormat.” and then I pulled the note out of my pocket and showed it to her.
“Strange note…” she said after reading it, “And why did you have seeds with you?
I mean, you aren’t much of a planter as far as I remember.” and then I said, “The seeds were on my doormat, and the whole reason why I even headed over here to your place today in the first place was because I thought that maybe you’d be able to identify the seeds for me.” and then Betty looked interested, and she said, “Interesting…
And do you still have the seeds?” and then I said, “Nope.
The whole point of taking your shovel was to plant the seeds, and so I already planted them in my front yard and was just coming back to return the shovel.” and then Betty said, “Damn…
It would’ve been interesting to be able to examine those seeds, but now I suppose we’ll just have to wait until they grow in order to find out what kinds of seeds they are…
And I am curious about who wrote that note too…
Something very strange seems to be going on, that’s for sure…
And, so, do you mind showing me where in your front lawn you planted those seeds?
I mean, I kinda want to find out what they’ll grow into, and so I’m down to help you be a good gardener so that the chances that those seeds will actually grow will be higher.” and then I said, “Sounds good to me!” and then Betty grabbed some gardening supplies, and then the 2 of us walked off towards my place!…
