Help Desk! In Paradise

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Summary

CAST OF CHARACTERS TANYA – Mid 20s. Bright, restless, and outspoken. Longing for meaning beyond the daily grind. Her disillusionment makes her both fragile and brave. The moral voice of the play. ANGUS – 40s. Senior team leader. Stern, rule-bound, thrives on structure. A company loyalist, but not cruel — struggles between discipline and empathy. TIM – Late 20s/early 30s. Easygoing, cola-drinking, avoids confrontation. Often disengaged, but not unkind. Needs a push to care about more than himself. DOMINIQUE – 30s. Flamboyant, stylish, and witty. Loves attention and finds humor in most situations, but beneath the bravado is tired of being overlooked. Brings comic relief, but joins the rebellion wholeheartedly. JAKE – 20s/30s. Casual, laid-back, often in his own world. Rarely serious, but when it matters, his loyalty to the group shows through. CHARLIE – Late 30s/40s. Senior team leader, alongside Angus. Charismatic, warm, a natural mediator. Balances the staff’s frustrations with management’s demands. A reluctant revolutionary. DONOVAN – 40s/50s. General Manager. A broad, heavy presence with a Scottish edge. A “numbers over people” type, dismissive of human concerns. The antagonist of the piece. VOICE – Ageless. Opens the play with a poetic monologue. Can be staged as a narrator, a recorded voiceover, or even Tanya’s inner voice.

Genre
Drama
Author
baynec
Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

Chapter 1



ACT ONE

OPENING MONOLOGUE

(Dim light. A single spotlight. A VOICE speaks, poetic and reflective.)

VOICE

It’s a funny old world we live in today.

Helping one another — that’s the only way.

Find your place,

in this strange workspace.

Why divide and conquer,

when pointing fingers is easier?

What’s it all about,

when all we hear are screams and shouts?

It’s easy to talk,

but harder to walk the walk.

And in this lonely society,

we all crave some variety.

So, wise ones — show us where to go.

Only the sharpest rise and grow.

That is the test,

above the rest.

In any shape, in any form,

making a start is the norm.

Like a painting, like a song —

art is where we all belong.

(Blackout. Lights rise on the office.)


SCENE ONE

(Sunday morning. A humid, cramped office. One large window lets in faint light.

A tired ceiling fan clatters. Three desks with phones. TANYA, TIM, and ANGUS are on shift. Calls trickle in at a steady pace.)

TANYA

Another day, another dollar. First shift and I already feel like crap.

ANGUS

Out late last night?

TANYA

Yeah. Village band from Cuba. Couldn’t miss it. Didn’t drink much. Just… tired.

ANGUS

Too late’s too late. Don’t blame me if you’re dragging.

TANYA

Not hungover. Just tired of this. Same thing every day.

(She moves to the kitchen for sugar. ANGUS shakes his head, amused.)

ANGUS

Calls’ll wake you up soon. First tourist ship’s docking. Busy day ahead.

TANYA

That’s the problem — it’s always figures, never feelings. We’re not robots.

ANGUS

Would you rather go back?

TANYA

Who cares anymore?

ANGUS

If you need to talk later, I’m around.

TANYA

I’m fine. Thanks.

(She logs in. ANGUS follows. TIM sips cola, scrolling through emails, not yet logged in.)

ANGUS

Tim. You planning to start working, or just warming the chair?

TIM

Almost done.

ANGUS

Not “almost.” Now. With some enthusiasm.

TIM

(sighs) Fine. Logging in.

(The door bursts open. DOMINIQUE enters, flamboyant, flaunting a new hairstyle.)

DOMINIQUE

Good morning, darlings! Feast your eyes. New look, straight from the village. Bargain of the week.

TANYA

(laughs) Dom, you’re ridiculous. But it suits you.

TIM

How much?

ANGUS

And what time do you call this? Twice late this week.

DOMINIQUE

Correction — once. You already made me sign for the first. Technicality, Angus.

ANGUS

Keep pushing and I’ll let Charlie handle it.

DOMINIQUE

(aside to Tim) Bluffing, as usual.

(DOMINIQUE logs in beside TIM. They whisper. A phone buzzes on the desk.)

ANGUS

Whose phone is this?

TANYA

Not mine. Tim?

TIM

Oops. Thought I’d silenced it.

ANGUS

Funny, I saw you texting.

TIM

That’s my emergency phone.

ANGUS

Enough. From now on, all phones in the drawer. Locked till end of shift.

DOMINIQUE

You can’t be serious. What is this, kindergarten?

TANYA

No way. My phone stays with me.

TIM

Same here.

DOMINIQUE

Ditto.

ANGUS

Fine. When Charlie arrives, we’ll sort this once and for all.

(Phones ring. They take calls reluctantly. ANGUS types furiously. Enter JAKE and CHARLIE. They open shutters. The room brightens.)

CHARLIE

Morning, everyone! How are we?

ANGUS

Busy. Same as ever.

CHARLIE

And it’s Sunday — our Monday. Everyone else starts the week tomorrow, but not us. Still — we’re in the tropics. Could be worse.

ANGUS

Charlie, I need a word.

CHARLIE

Coffee first. My phone went berserk on the drive — texts nonstop. Nearly drove me crazy.

DOMINIQUE

(to Tim, whispering) That’s good news for us.

ANGUS

Fine. I’ll brief you once you’re settled.

CHARLIE

Perfect. Coffee, then briefing.

(CHARLIE heads to the kitchen. TANYA follows.)

TANYA

Charlie… can I talk to you later?

CHARLIE

Of course. Everything okay?

TANYA

Just need some things clarified. Not here.

CHARLIE

Alright. Later then.

(They return. Calls intensify. Another fan is added. Suddenly, DONOVAN storms in — tall, broad, with wild sideburns and a Scottish accent.)

DONOVAN

Morning, folks. Not staying. Charlie — spreadsheet’s got discrepancies. My office. Half an hour. Don’t be late.

CHARLIE

I’ve just walked in—

DONOVAN

Half an hour.

(He storms out. Silence. Everyone looks at CHARLIE.)

CHARLIE

What? Back to work. Nothing to see here. Just… wonder what that’s about.

(Blackout.)


ACT TWO

SCENE SIX

(Next morning. The office is buzzing. TANYA looks pale. The others are sluggish. CHARLIE enters, heavy with worry. ANGUS corners him quietly.)

ANGUS

We need stricter rules. Phones away, punctuality enforced. Donovan’s watching.

CHARLIE

He’s always watching. But rules won’t fix morale.

ANGUS

Morale doesn’t matter. Discipline does.

CHARLIE

(to all) Morning, everyone. Quick update: Donovan’s not happy. He wants efficiency. Which means—

TANYA

(interrupting) Work harder? Ignore our lives? Pretend we’re machines?

(The room stills. Silence.)

CHARLIE

Tanya—

TANYA

No. I’ve had enough. This isn’t paradise. This isn’t even living.

DOMINIQUE

Hear, hear.

TIM

She’s not wrong.

JAKE

Even I’m tired.

ANGUS

You’re all spoiled. Do the job you signed up for.

TANYA

Easy for you, Angus. You love rules. The rest of us are suffocating.


SCENE SEVEN

(DONOVAN storms in. The team stiffens.)

DONOVAN

What’s this? Complaining? I don’t pay for complaining.

TANYA

You don’t pay for people, either. Just numbers.

DONOVAN

That’s enough. You — my office, now.

CHARLIE

Donovan, please. She’s exhausted.

DONOVAN

And whose fault is that? Not mine.

TANYA

I didn’t sign up to lose myself.

DONOVAN

If you don’t like it, leave. Door’s wide open.

(TANYA hesitates, then takes her bag.)

CHARLIE

Tanya, wait—

TANYA

No. Maybe the door is the only way out.

(She exits. Silence. DONOVAN smirks.)

DONOVAN

Good. One less problem. Back to work.

(He exits. The team stares at the door.)


SCENE EIGHT

(Evening. The office. Phones quieter. The team works half-heartedly. Silence weighs heavy. CHARLIE breaks it.)

CHARLIE

She wanted more. More than this. And she’s right.

ANGUS

She’s weak. The job isn’t for everyone.

CHARLIE

No, Angus. She’s strong. Stronger than us for walking away.

TIM

So what do we do?

CHARLIE

We stand together. Or we rot here, one by one.

DOMINIQUE

Rebellion in paradise. I’m in.

JAKE

Me too.

TIM

Same.

*(They all look at ANGUS. He hesitates, then:)

ANGUS

Fine. But if this goes wrong, I warned you.


SCENE NINE

(DONOVAN’s office. The team enters together. DONOVAN scowls.)

DONOVAN

What now?

CHARLIE

We need changes. Better hours. Better conditions. Respect.

DONOVAN

(laughs) Or what?

CHARLIE

Or we walk. All of us.

(DONOVAN studies them. Silence. Even ANGUS stands firm. Finally, DONOVAN exhales.)

DONOVAN

Fine. We’ll talk. Tomorrow. But don’t push your luck.

(The team exchanges glances. A crack in the wall.)


SCENE TEN – EPILOGUE

(Next day. Morning. The office is lighter. The fan works. Phones ring gently. TANYA’s desk is empty, but a plant sits on it. The others work quietly, calmer.)

DOMINIQUE

She was right, wasn’t she?

CHARLIE

Yeah. She was.

TIM

Think she’ll come back?

CHARLIE

Maybe. Or maybe she’ll find something better.

(They all pause, each dreaming beyond the office. A new breeze filters in. The hum of the fan is steady. They endure — together.)

(Blackout.)


END