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On his way home, Jake, a 27 year old musician, was driving in his car after getting food from McDonald's - he was having a good time, so to speak.
What a warm sunny day, oh what a lovely day it was.
That's when, all of a sudden, somebody snaps their fingers and Jake gets teleported into a pitch black room.
"Huh?! What the hell?!
Where am I?.."
Jake exclaims in surprise, looking around for any clue of where he was, but he finds nothing but darkness.
"QUITE THE CURIOUS BEING, INDEED."
A mysterious voice would answer his call, but as you can see, it wasn't really answering his question..
"Eh?! Who said that!"
Jake turns around, now beginning to sweat as he knew someone else was waiting in this pitch black room with him - the poor guy wasn't alone, and that really scared him.
"IS IT REALLY UP TO YOU TO DICTATE HOW THE CONVERSATION GOES?"
Instead, this entity seemed to observe Jake and the way he behaves; the questions he asked get countered with more questions from the enigma.
Only heightening his sense of panic and confusion in this tense moment.
"OR IS IT ALL UP TO MOTHER NATURE?
A TYRANT THAT CONTROLS ALL LIFE AND DEATH?
A CLOCK THAT TICKS AND TICKS AWAY UNTIL THY END IS NEAR?
ALWAYS RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE A MALICIOUS PROGRAM..
NOT BEAUTIFUL, NOT UGLY - NATURE IS JUST NATURE.
THAT'S ALL."
They go on about who's really in control of how the conversation goes; then starts getting philosophical about life and death stirring up in this big boiling cauldron known as 'Mother Nature'.
"Okay!- okay!-
Enough with that cryptic bullshit!
Just-..
Who the hell are you??"
Jake cuts to the Chase
Oh wait, he died..
I guess you couldn't tap that X in time.
"WHO AM I?..."
. . .
That's when all of a sudden, the lights switch on; Jake finds out immediately that he's inside of a circus tent, and that the person stood in front of him was..
A very funny clown.
"THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, JAKE!
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT,
SO ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO.."
