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"I dunno dafaq did I just read, but I laughed my ass off =))) Never was a fan of Twilight, but this is like the lovechild between Twilight and Shameless in an Idiocracy wrapping <3 Crazy, chaotic, unhinged and I loved it! "
This was absolutely unhinged and I loved it!
"Okay, so I just read this and I'm still trying to catch my breath from laughing. The author took everything we secretly made fun of in Twilight and dialed it up to eleven. Edward being a clueless, dramatic man-child? Check. Bella being perpetually annoyed and waddling like a whale? Check. The entire Cullen family being utterly useless? Double check. The highlight was definitely Macaroni Toni. His entire vibe, the way he talks, the platform shoes with CLOWNFISH... it's pure chaos. The author's poking fun at the whole "brooding vampire" trope and it's genius. Also, the cameos from other book boyfriends had me rolling. It's stupid, it's ridiculous, and it knows it. 10/10 for sheer audacity and humor. Would read again when I need a good laugh."
