Chapter 1 – You Are Not Special
Late at night, I was surfing on my usual porn sites, a hand on my sti… I mean, I was doing my homework when a semi-transparent window popped in front of my eyes.
[Welcome to the Sensual Body Parts Rental program. You have been chosen as a regional antenna.]
’Huh?’
Stunned, I didn’t know how to react for a few moments.
’Did I masturbate so much that I’m seeing hallucinations? That wouldn’t be the first time.’
I used my other hand to try to get rid of the window, but it only went through it without any effect, as if it were immaterial. I didn’t panic; I knew how to handle such situations. I ran my hand over my tool a few times and felt the pleasure going up, which startled me.
’It’s not a dream? Weird.’
Just as I was wondering what to do with this hallucination that maybe wasn’t one, the text was replaced with a new one.
[As the name implies, the Sensual Body Parts Rental program, or SBPR for short, allows its users to rent and lend body parts. It’s fully safe, secure, and anonymous. With its 51,847,293,301,837,839 users throughout the universe, it has a long history… whoops, please forget about this. Aliens obviously don’t exist.]
I was so confused, I didn’t know what to think. If this thing were real, wasn’t it precisely proof of a level of technology well beyond what existed on Earth? And as such, that aliens existed? Or maybe this was created by some mad scientist who was having fun trolling people?
[We are now conducting a pre-pre-pre-alpha test on your planet. If successful, the pre-pre-alpha test will happen in a million years… but you shouldn’t believe this. We obviously don’t operate on such a scale. Humans are the only intelligent species in the universe.]
’Isn’t this thing totally mocking me and humanity? It’s doing it on purpose, right?’
Conflicted, I could only continue reading.
[Are you interested in participating in the SBPR program? If yes, click on the “Initialize” button below.]
[Initialize]
I took a second to organize my thoughts. No matter how I saw this, it seemed to be sketchy. It claimed to be safe and anonymous, but how could I be sure of that? I didn’t even know who was running the program. What if it were some weird aliens trying to spy on Earth? And then, what, sensual body parts rental? What did that even mean? Like lending an arm or renting a leg? How would that even work? Wasn’t it super odd?
That’s when I noticed some small text under the button.
[PS: Yes, you can rent pussy.]
I immediately clicked on the initialize button.
[Initializing. Please wait.]
’Damn, I did it.’
I then noticed another small text under the first one.
[PS2: The previous PS has been specifically formulated to make you click on the button with a 100% probability.]
This thing was totally having its fun at my depends. I couldn’t even deny it was the truth!
[Initialization complete. Welcome to Sensual Body Part Rental v283948572840365.293849501.854869305.203947640.5938495. Congratulations. You have been chosen as a regional antenna. Your current rank is 1.]
This was more like the sort of thing I liked to hear. I was chosen among many because I was special, right? Like those protagonists in stories, who would use their special advantage to get ahead of the curve.
[As the regional antenna, you do not have any special advantage or rights. You are only the starting point for the program in your region, picked randomly. Don’t delude yourself by thinking that you are special.]
…Or maybe not. This thing didn’t leave any room for dreams and hope.
[It is recommended to read the manual before starting to use SBPR. Please enjoy, and don’t forget to leave five stars on the universe recommendation program.]
I had no idea what this was and chose to ignore it. In front of me now appeared different options.
[Manual]
[Rent]
[Lend]
It was truly simple. Since I didn’t know the first thing about it, I tried the manual first, but soon regretted it. It was thousands of pages long and was full of sentences like “In case X or Y, we won’t be responsible if Z happens” or “The user takes full responsibility in case A or B”. It felt more like a juridic document than a manual.
I gave up reading that horror and focused on the other two options. Without thinking too much, I clicked on rental, because, well, pussy.
[There are currently no other users in your region. Please wait, SBPR will initiate a search for potential user candidates… Initializing search… Range, 500 meters radius… Main criteria, high lust…Searching… Done. Too many candidates were found. Limiting it to 99 for the first test period. Sorting by lust and open-mindedness. Done. All 99 candidates will be contacted. Please wait until they approve becoming part of the program. Please keep in mind that to respect universal rights, we never force anyone to take part in our program.]
That was a lot of information. I mainly focused on two things. Who would have thought there were so many lustful people in a 500-meter radius? Was it only horny men like me? Speaking of 500 meters, I was living in a residential apartment building, surrounded by many other similar ones for several blocks. 500 meters was farther than one could think, meaning it probably included thousands of people, maybe even more.
And sorting by lust, was it also how I had been chosen? That made sense, since I was confident that I didn’t lose to anyone in that regard.
Finally, it said it never forced anyone, but it sure was convincing. Did it adapt its text to each person? I wondered what words could convince a woman to take part in this sort of weird stuff.
Considering it had taken me some time to become part of the program, I decided to pass the time by checking the last remaining section. I clicked on “Lend”.
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