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The first time Ariel met Kai, he was half-naked and holding a plant.
Not a small, polite plant.
A dramatic, leafy thing that probably had its own Instagram.
She stopped in the doorway, suitcase banging against her shin, key still warm in her hand, and stared.
He stared back.
A drop of water slid from one of the leaves, down his forearm, and disappeared into the low waistband of his sweatpants.
“Wrong apartment,” he said, like this sort of thing happened to him every Tuesday.
Ariel blinked.
“Or,” he added, tilting his head, “you’re very early for something I don’t remember agreeing to.”
Her brain came back online in stages.
One: He’s hot.
Two: Do not comment on that.
Three: He’s blocking the doorway with a ficus, move.
“I’m here to see the room,” she said, switching to her professional voice, the one she used for customer complaints and emotionally unstable managers. “The ad said apartment 3B.”
He looked at her. Then at the number on the door. Then back at her.
“This is 3B,” he confirmed. “But you’re not.”
“What does that even mean?” she frowned.
“You’re not the type of person who moves into 3B.”
“Oh, I see,” she said. “And what type of person is that?”
“Emotionally unstable,” he replied. “Chronically late on rent. Misplaces socks. Has terrible taste in movies but excellent taste in regrets.”
She stared at him.
“Wow,” she said. “I’m already regretting this conversation. So maybe I do belong here.”
For a second, the corner of his mouth twitched, like he didn’t want to laugh but his face was rebellious.
He set the plant down, finally freeing the doorway. Up close, he was worse: tall, lean, damp hair pushed back from his face like he’d just stepped out of a shower commercial, sharp jaw, eyes that looked like they were permanently amused or moments away from ruining your life.
Ariel squared her shoulders. She had not taken a forty-minute bus, climbed three flights of stairs, and rehearsed her “I am very normal and stable and absolutely not a liability” speech just to be scared off by a man and his botanical hostage.
“I spoke to the landlord,” she said. “Mr. Patel?”
“Yup,” he said. “He warned me about you.”
Her stomach dropped. “Excuse me?”
“He said, and I quote, ‘She’s desperate, don’t be mean.’”
Ariel’s cheeks burned. “Wow. Fantastic. Love that for me.”
He stepped aside, sweeping an arm toward the hallway.
“Well, Desperate,” he said, “welcome to 3B. Watch the rug — it’s aggressive.”
She rolled her suitcase over the threshold with more dignity than she felt. The apartment opened into a small corridor: cracked white walls, a narrow runner, doors on both sides. It smelled faintly of coffee, laundry detergent, and something spicy — curry or incense or a neighbor who didn’t believe in mild.
He shut the door behind her. The sound echoed too loudly.
She suddenly became very aware she was alone in an apartment with a strange man who had visible hipbones and a sense of humor that seemed weaponized.
“You live here?” she asked.
“No, I haunt the place,” he said. “Yes, I live here. For now.”
He brushed past her, shoulder grazing hers, and her whole nervous system noticed, which was rude. He led her into the main living area: a surprisingly bright room with two big windows, a sagging grey sofa, a low table covered in magazines and takeaway boxes, and more plants. So many plants. A jungle themed by unresolved issues.
“Wow,” she said. “You… really like green things.”
“They don’t talk back,” he said. “Usually.”
She couldn’t tell if that was a joke. She decided not to ask.
“The room is down there,” he nodded toward a short hallway off the living room. “But before you fall in love with the idea of having four walls, you should know Mr. Patel is basically waiting for me to approve you.”
She stopped. “I thought I was meeting him.”
“You are,” he said. “Through me. I’m his favorite terrible decision.”
Ariel crossed her arms. “So you’re what, the gatekeeper?”
“More like the bouncer,” he said. “If you look like the type who microwaves fish at midnight, I tackle you down the stairs.”
“That’s fine,” she said sweetly. “If you look like the type who leaves beard hair in the sink, I set your plants free in the wild.”
His eyes lit up, just a little. “There she is.”
“There who is?”
“The personality,” he said. “I was worried you’d just stand there and blink at me until I fainted from boredom.”
“You were holding a plant in your underwear,” she pointed out. “I didn’t want to interrupt whatever spiritual ceremony that was.”
“Bold of you to assume there was underwear,” he said.
Her gaze dropped before she could stop it.
There was, thank God. Just barely.
Her face heated. She snapped her eyes back up to his.
He grinned. “Kidding. Relax. You look like you’re about to report me to Human Resources.”
“That depends,” she said. “Is this room in your HR department or your ego?”
“Both,” he said. “Come on. Before I change my mind and keep the room for my plants.”
He walked ahead. She watched his back for two accusing seconds, then followed, muttering under her breath, “I need this room, I need this room, I need this room.”
The hallway was narrow, with two doors on either side. The first was open — clearly his bedroom. She caught a blur of dark sheets, a desk buried under clothes and cables, and a guitar leaning against the wall.
“Nope,” he said quickly, stepping into her line of sight. “That’s the disaster zone. Guest exhibit only on special occasions.”
“Not interested,” she said.
“Liar,” he murmured.
She pretended not to hear that.
He pushed open the next door and stepped aside with an exaggerated flourish.
“Behold,” he announced, “your potential new nest of poor life choices.”
Ariel stepped into the room.
It was… not bad.
Small, but with a big window that let in generous light, pale walls, wooden floor, a built-in wardrobe, and a bed frame against one wall with a mattress still wrapped in plastic. A simple desk and chair sat under the window. It wasn’t luxury, but it was clean, and more importantly, it wasn’t her current situation: a noisy studio with paper-thin walls and a neighbor who played the same three sad songs every night, like a ghost stuck in a breakup.
“Wow,” she said softly. “It has actual space. And a door that closes.”
“Yeah,” he said from the doorway. “We’re very fancy here. Doors and everything.”
She put her hand on the window frame, feeling the slight chill through the glass. Three floors up, the city noise was distant, like a memory.
“How much is it again?” she asked, turning back to him.
He leaned against the frame, arms crossed, biceps doing a frankly unnecessary thing under his skin. “Seven hundred, all in. Utilities, internet, mild harassment from me.”
“That’s above the ad price,” she said.
He shrugged. “Inflation. And you saw me half-naked. That’s an added service.”
She snorted. “Please. I’ve seen better. On mannequins.”
“Lies,” he said easily. “But I respect your survival instincts.”
He watched her as she moved around the room, checking the wardrobe, the plug points, the view. His gaze felt like a weight between her shoulder blades, but not entirely unpleasant.
“Why is the landlord letting you decide?” she asked. “Shouldn’t he be the one interrogating me about my dark secrets?”
“He works nights,” Kai said. “Also, I’ve scared off enough psychos that he trusts my judgment now.”
She arched a brow. “So if I’m not a psycho, I get the room?”
“If you’re not a psycho,” he said, “you’ll probably be bored living with me.”
There was an odd flicker behind the joke, gone too quickly for her to read.
She sat down on the edge of the plastic-wrapped mattress. It crinkled accusingly. She needed this. Her savings were bleeding. The other rooms she’d seen this week had either smelled like something had died in them or come with landlords who asked questions like, “So, do you intend to have male visitors?”
“I can pay on time,” she said quietly. “I work full-time. I don’t play loud music, I don’t do drugs, I don’t bring home strangers.”
“Tragic,” he said. “But go on.”
“I clean up after myself,” she added. “I mostly keep to my room. I don’t… I’m not…” She sighed. “I’m low maintenance.”
He watched her, face unreadable for the first time.
“Okay,” he said. “But that’s what you are for a landlord. What are you for a roommate?”
She blinked. “That’s the same thing.”
“No,” he said. “Landlord cares about money and property. Roommate cares about… vibe.”
She stared at him. “You did not just say vibe.”
“I did,” he said. “With my whole chest.”
“You were holding a plant when I met you,” she muttered. “Of course you believe in vibes.”
He smiled slowly.
“So?” he said. “What’s your vibe, Ariel?”
The way he said her name made something loosen and tighten at the same time.
“Functional,” she said. “Efficient. Quiet.”
He tilted his head. “You’ve insulted yourself three times in a row now. Want to try again with adjectives that weren’t written by a depressed spreadsheet?”
She opened her mouth, then closed it. No one had ever questioned the way she defined herself before. People just accepted that she was the responsible one, the reliable one, the one who showed up and fixed things and didn’t make a mess.
“I’m… funny,” she tried.
“Unproven,” he said.
“I have excellent snack discipline.”
“Better,” he nodded.
“I make good coffee,” she added, desperate. “Like, actually good. Not instant.”
He paused.
Their eyes met.
“Okay,” he said slowly. “That’s interesting.”
She exhaled, half laughing. “Are you… bribable with coffee?”
“I am not saying yes,” he said. “But if you did move in, and a strong, emotionally stable roommate hypothetically made me a cappuccino in the mornings, I wouldn’t file a complaint.”
“Strong and emotionally stable?” she repeated. “Who told you that?”
“You did,” he said. “When you walked in alone with your suitcase and didn’t flinch when a half-naked stranger tried to scare you off with sarcasm.”
She looked away, heat rising up her neck.
“I didn’t flinch because I’ve had a week,” she said. “You ranked, like, fifth on the list of traumatic events.”
“Fifth?” he said. “I’m offended. I should at least be top three.”
“Try harder,” she said.
Their eyes locked again. There was laughter there, yes, but something else too. A pull. An awareness.
She broke it first, standing up too briskly.
“So,” she said. “Do I pass? Or do I need to bring a resume and three references to show I won’t sacrifice your plants to the moon?”
He pretended to think, tapping his fingers against the doorframe.
“Do you cook?” he asked.
“Yes,” she said. “When I can afford groceries. You?”
“Barely,” he said. “I assemble food. Sometimes fire is involved.”
“Do you shower at normal hours?” she asked.
“Define normal,” he said.
“No serial-killer showers at 3 a.m.,” she clarified.
“Hm.” He nodded. “We’ll negotiate.”
“Do you snore?” she asked.
“Only when my soul leaves my body,” he said. “Which is, like, twice a month.”
She sighed.
“I can deal with twice a month,” she said. “As long as your soul comes back before rent is due.”
He laughed. A real laugh this time, not the sharp little exhale he gave when he was making fun of the world.
It did something weird to her stomach.
“Okay, Ariel,” he said. “You pass.”
She blinked. “That’s it?”
“That’s it,” he said. “Unless you have some dark secret you forgot to mention. Like, you collect porcelain dolls. Or you’re in a scream-metal band.”
“Wow,” she said. “No, but thank you for believing in my potential.”
“I’m generous,” he said. “You’ll give Mr. Patel the deposit directly, but he’ll ask me later if you’re awful. I will tell him…”
He studied her for a beat.
“I will tell him,” he decided, “that you scare easily but recover quickly. That you make good coffee and bad jokes. And that you’re probably going to pretend you don’t like me for at least three months.”
“I don’t like you now,” she said.
“Lies,” he said. “But I respect your commitment.”
She rolled her eyes, but she couldn’t stop the small, unwilling smile tugging at her mouth.
He noticed. Of course he did.
“Ahh,” he said softly. “There she is again.”
“Who?” she asked, exasperated.
“The version of you that laughs,” he said. “We’re going to get along great. You’ll see.”
“You’re very confident,” she said.
“I have to be,” he said lightly. “If I’m not, the plants will overthrow me.”
He pushed off the doorframe.
“I’ll leave you to… commune with the mattress,” he said. “If you hear screaming from the kitchen, it’s probably me losing a fight with the toaster.”
“Good to know,” she said. “If you hear screaming from this room, it’s probably me remembering rent day.”
He gave her a small, mock-salute, then disappeared down the hallway.
Silence settled, softer this time.
Ariel sat back down on the edge of the bed.
The room felt different now, like his presence had stretched into the corners and then retreated, leaving the air buzzing behind.
She looked at the window, at the light, at the space that could be hers. A desk for her laptop. A shelf for her books. A door she could close when the world got too loud.
And in the rest of the apartment, a man who annoyed her, amused her, and made her body react like it hadn’t gotten the memo that they were not doing that again.
Not that they had done anything, she corrected herself. They’d just… existed. In close proximity. With sweatpants and plants and too many jokes.
She lay back carefully on the plastic, staring at the ceiling, and let out a breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding for months.
Maybe this was a mistake.
Maybe he’d turn out to be a nightmare.
Maybe living here would be a daily argument.
She smiled to herself.
At least she wouldn’t be bored.
From the kitchen, faintly, she heard a clatter and a curse.
“Okay,” she whispered to the empty room. “Hi, 3B. Let’s ruin my life a little.”
The ceiling did not object.
Outside, somewhere in the cramped little apartment, Kai was probably smirking without a reason.
And just like that, without knowing it, they’d both stepped through the wrong door into exactly the right disaster.
