Birthday Baby by Solix at Inkitt
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Birthday Baby

Summary

skz and reader (specifically han and reader)

Genre
Humor
Author
Solix
Status
Complete
Chapters
6
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

Birthday Chaos (and Cookies) part 1

You woke up to the smell of vanilla and something burning. A dangerous combo.

You barely had time to sit up before Felix burst into your room holding a tray of slightly overcooked cookies.

โ€œHappy birthday!โ€ He said in that signature deep voice, placing the tray beside your bed with a wide smile. โ€œDonโ€™t worry, they only look like hockey pucks.โ€

You laughed, rubbing the sleep from your eyes. The tray also included your favorite drink, a sparkly candle, and a tiny jar labeled โ€œEmergency Glitter.โ€ Classic Felix. Before you could reply, your door swung open again.

โ€œYOUโ€™RE FINALLY A YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH,โ€ Seungmin announced, dramatically throwing a balloon into your room like a grenade. โ€œCongrats. I made you a playlist. Itโ€™s called โ€˜Help Me, Iโ€™m Dating Han.โ€™ Youโ€™re welcome.โ€

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Downstairs, the chaos was already full-blown. Hyunjin was stringing up fairy lights around the living room like he was decorating Versailles.

I.N was giggling while taping a ridiculous photo of you (taken mid-yawn) onto a โ€œHappy Birthdayโ€ poster.

Lee Know was somehow baking cookies silently, letting no one help. He handed you a plushie shaped like a cat.โ€œThis is for you. And for my cats. Donโ€™t lose it.โ€ (Pause) โ€œAlso, happy birthday or whatever.โ€

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And then came Changbin. Wearing a glitter jacket, blasting music from a Bluetooth speaker, and rapping an original song called 'Itโ€™s Y/Nโ€™s Birthday, Get Loud (feat. Protein Bars).'

You nearly cried from laughing. He ended the performance with finger hearts and a water bottle mic drop.

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Finally, when the noise settled just a bit, Han walked in. No flashy entrances. Just him, holding a small, wrapped box and a familiar soft grin. โ€œHey, birthday baby,โ€ he said, pulling you into a warm hug. โ€œIโ€™ve got something for you. But you have to open it upstairs. Alone.โ€

The teasing from the others started immediately.โ€œOHHHHHโ€”ALONE?โ€ โ€œGROSS.โ€ โ€œProtect the children!โ€

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Back in your room, Han sat beside you on the bed and handed over the box. Inside was a scrapbook. Homemade. Messy. Perfect. Each page was filled with Polaroids, ticket stubs, little jokes, and doodles. Some were full-page comics of funny things youโ€™d said. Others had letters heโ€™d written on late nights when he missed you.

Then you noticed the teddy bear at the bottom of the box. โ€œSqueeze it,โ€ he said, a little too proud of himself. The bear let out a staticy, chaotic voice recording:

โ€œHEY, ITโ€™S YOUR BOYFRIEND. YOUโ€™RE AMAZING. I LOVE YOU. AND IF ANYONE FORGETS TO TELL YOU TODAYโ€”REMEMBER: YOUโ€™RE HOT AND HILARIOUS. OKAY BYEโ€”OH WAITโ€”MARRY ME. LOL. KIDDING. UNLESSโ€”โ€

You looked up at him, laughing, then tearing up, then laughing again.โ€œToo much?โ€ he asked.โ€œPerfect,โ€ you said, and kissed him.


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[A/N] heyy, thank you for reading my story, it doesnโ€™t really have a concept and only 4 chapters but it came to me and I got the urge to just throw it out there yk? It was supposed to be a oneshot but it was to long for that so i devided it into four short chapters, anyways, have a nice day and see ya :)

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