The Gabacho’s Guide to the Sixth Sun: Volume One

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Summary

I think my books are like a group project consisting of HG Wells, Kurt Vonnegut, and Charles Bukowski, where just before Bukowski stabs HG Wells with a broken beer bottle Vonnegut announces that they have finished and in celebration they agree to go to the pub down the street and then they realize they are already in the aforementioned pub. Forgetting Edgar Allan Poe was part of the project...he was the person to point out they are already in the pub they are thinking about. “We are already in the right place,” he says in a laudanum stupor.

Status
Complete
Chapters
135
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

Introduction

The Gabacho’s Guide to the Sixth Sun: Volume One

Or

Mictlan: Las Canciones del Universo:

(x^2-2x-√(90214)=0) Where x=16.3596, x=-18.3596

S. Pelota Payaso

2025

978-1-105-75234-6


Volume One...

Cihuateteo:

El Grito de Mictlán

S. Pelota Payaso


That this work may pay homage to the Blessed Trinity and for the benefit of all life…

Someone told me that nothing is impossible because the word says I'm Possible to which I replied, 'Equality is Possible'.

…for My Family


Prologue...

Cihuateteo died in childbirth

The Cihuateteo are powerful, feared goddesses in Aztec mythology, representing the spirits of women who died in childbirth, a death considered as honorable as falling in battle.

My name, David Estrada, is probably Synonymous with Psycho because of the use of my books trying to stand up for my family and myself, while writing entertainment.

The end begins with earthquakes...

Its a serious thing when a clown’s balls drop…

Or was that when I clown drops his balls...

Soy S. Pelota Payaso…

Who I am is different from my name or physical description.

The destruction of literature by people who are hung up on the insulting meaning of words and the requirement to use a euphemism…a word with the same meaning as the word whose meaning is insulting. Then, when that euphemistic word becomes tarnished, some poor novelist will have to use another word...ad nauseam. Not to hurt the feelings of his audience...

These are the stories of the universe with the multiverse designation,

(x^2-2x-√(90214)=0), where x=16.3596, X=-18.3596.

Fiction is my business, and business is good. Every word is an apology for the opinions expressed.

This is the first volume in a series about the ongoing battle between laughter and terrorism.

I was hoping laughter would beat terrorism...

Proof that I don't love my Nation enough, that I'm not Patriotic enough. And I don't love the USA enough...I won't stop writing until it becomes evident that...or I make my penance for not being a good enough citizen of the USA.

These words are proof that the American Spirit will persevere and triumph as a result of laughter.

"O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins because of thy just punishments, but most of all because they offend Thee, my God, who art all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve with the help of Thy grace to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen"

The greatest sin against the US Constitution is not owning guns…

I’m sorry for not owning guns…

I’m less of a citizen of the USA without a gun…

I regret my life choice not to own guns.

My life is a sin against God for writing novels and a sin against my nation for not owning guns.

Is my skin the right color to raise concerns of social justice and civil rights?

Yáʼátʼééh Shimá

Before my mom died, I learned this one in Dine.

Ma nimitspale:wi, na:nah!

Am I allowed to learn this in Nahuatl?

¿Mi piel es lo suficientemente oscura para hablar español?

A home-grown coup d’état will never end the US Constitution and replace the Republican system with a dictatorship...but what if...(?)

Si se puede...Except for Dave

1. Religion, War, and Barbeque


2. Vienna Sausages


3. Suicide, Schizophrenia, and Sploshing


4. God, Love, and Tow Trucks


5. Armistice Day


6. The Good Book


7. The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Plains


8. Ghosts of Dreamland