Do you know why you are in trouble?
"Rrrrring"
Ivan Jerkinoff, do you know why you are in trouble Today? Principal Hudson asked.
Because Kevin is a fat midget on steroids!
No! Ivan, it's because you were fighting, and the proper term is little people.
It ended up as a fight because Kevin's big butt wanted more to eat, so he started eating my lunch from home and then lied, saying it was his, Ivan said, standing up angrily.
Ivan, please sit down, and besides, you both know our rules of conduct, which state, "Any student who is caught fighting will have their parents contacted," and since Kevin started it, he will be suspended, but both of your parents will still be called upon.
What! No, please, Principal Hudson, please no, don't call both of them, if you're going to call, then at least call one of them, but not both! Ivan said, begging on his knees.
Sorry, Ivan, but it's too late. I already called them to come before you came into my office.
Oh God! No, why would you do that? I was finally able to start getting fed at home just as my parents stopped putting their hands on each other! Ivan cried out.
Excuse me! What now?
