Chapter 1-Loomings's afoot!
(Enjoy!) "Every man at the bottom of his heart, believes that he is truly one of the greatest detectives ever born to believe in it! And that gives the people some hope to believe in it!..."-Detective John Brown.
(Detective John Brown's P.O.V.)-
"Oh, no!! Ugh-!!..."-I got hurt and shot in the left leg like that on those final-moment's days for it, in the shadows of the alleyways.
(Previously On John Brown's Adventures-!...)-
Ok, Let's go back to the beginnings and do this one last time, I suppose that it was on a suspicious day like any other day. With nothing to do, no coins, no files, no work, and everything crashing down around me as usual. It was on a regular Friday, just like everything else was around here. I run a little detective agency of my own in Cyberville city. The H.E.A.Agency-Which stands for the Happily-Ever-After-Agency. Problem was, some stupid people in town thought that my office was a drive through for a pizza place or a serving pies palace place!... Anyway, I'm a professional Detective. A private eye. A lone ranger-Detective. My name is Detective John brown. I solve cases for a living. And missing things or people is my trade and case for it. I've got the long brown Jacket, I've got the detective's hat, and I've got the magnifying glass and my glasses for reading things up closer than I expected. Heh-Heh!... It's a recent development.
That's when SHE walked in. And then, everything changed. She was my partner known as Detective Jargonot North. "Howdy there, stranger! How was your day?"-she wondered with a grin. She had Brown hair, and she had Blue eyes, and white skin, and she wore a long dark brown jacket and black boots and black belt and brown and white striped shirt on herself, while acting like she was the boss around here in my office!... Hmmmph!... Which she always isn't!... At least, Not in my office, anyway.
"What the hell do you want, Jargonot?! I'm busy here! So, go away!..."-I told her quite upsettingly, as I frowned and smoked on my cigar on my rocking chair in front of my desk a second time.
"You've got a lot of nerve in there, Detective Brown! After what you've done to me and My missing sister!..."-She growled.
"Let me guess, you need another helping hand to find your missing sister again, don't ya?!..."-I wondered.
"Very Funny, Detective!..."-She groaned as she took a chair and sat down and explained her strangest stories to me.
Back in the funny-fun racing days in cybertropolis city, Jargonot was built and raised by her mother-Dr.Arianna 'Ace' North-The Good Scientist of North Labs, and, she raised Maria North-Jargonot's younger sister by her side, and then, after Dr.Hector South heard the news about Dr.North's ultimate weapon being made for good and not for evil to destroy the world with it, Dr.South took matters to steal it away in his own dirty hands, too. Back in the racing days with Jargonot and her sister, I inked right into Maria North's face and Jargonot's face. And that made Jargonot so mad at me, that Maria and Jargonot could never finish the race or begin to be seen or heard to race in the Cyberville races ever again!... And those were tragic times for me, cause Jargonot and her sister blamed me all for it's mistakes as usual.
Jargonot went through Drugs, then, Gambling and seeking religion. Then, sadly, Back to drugs, again. Then a brief instance of selling her jewelry. In that dead scene, which of course, the blood of her bloody-money to sell her jewelry in the auctions all fell apart for Jargonot and her missing sister. Still, that's not why her sister is missing in the bloody first place. And hell if I care if she's missing right now. Last Time, after Maria lost the races, Maria Broke her right leg, and sadly, she could never walk ever again!... Jargonot blames me for that mess, but, Maria sadly doesn't.
"I can't help you this time, Jargonot! I'm busy! So, Go away!!..."-I yelled at her very angrily. I was not in the moods for jokes this fucking last time. "I'm a little bit tight on money as it is! And you OWE me my money from last time, silly girly!..."
"And You OWE Me my money, you rotten bastard of a fucking detective!!... It's lucky that I don't burn this stupid place right down to the fucking grounds right now!!..."-Jargonot replied as she growled and yelled, then, she sighs in relief. "Don't you miss our good times 'in love' together?!..."
"Here's to a hoping that it never happens again, I agree!..."-I replied and nodded my head. "Alright, Fine!! I'll help ya!! So, What seems to be the problem?"
"Maria has been Missing ever since she went out late at night hanging out with the annoying guys and gals at that blasted tavern again!... And she ain't working at work anymore and that gets me SO worried for her right now!... And I want to give you coins to help save her for it!..."-She replied. "I haven't seen her since last night!... Will you help me to find her, Detective John Brown?!..."
"Is it another ransom from this suspicious kidnapper?!..."-I wondered.
"Nope! But, I found a clue for where you can start finding where to look for her!... Here ya go!..."-She replied as she handed me a card that would lead me back to the slaughtered Moose Inn. I was surprised that it would lead me back to there. Last time, I didn't pay my Napping-bills in the rooms in there. I need to remind myself to do that next time when I see Mrs.'Grouchy'-Nanny-Nanna'!... Still, It raises me a question, what was Maria and the guys and gals doing deep inside at the slaughtered Moose Inn anyway?!... I needed a place to lay low for a while.
Anyway, I knew that Jargonot-My partner was trouble, the moment I saw her for it. But, she had money to pay me for my rents and bills from it all, too. But, some parts of me, still hopes that we'd end up together again, somehow. At least, only for tonight. But, even she was hung up on those blasted rumors and mistakes that I did to her and her sister so many weeks ago. And, I hope that it isn't some little dork that sneaks up on me right now. I just wish that he or she would go away for it right now.
"Who are you talking about just now?"-Officer-Drunk-Jones wondered.
"My Brothers and sister! I'm filling it in for the stories!..."-I replied.
"And You telling me stories?! HaHa! You crack me up, silly person!..."-Officer Jones the wanderer chuckled.
"It's best that you go back to sleep, Mr.Wanderer!..."-I replied, frowned.
"Yeah, just keep going! Tell me a story! I wanna hear all about it!... Even the guys at the bar wanna know about it! Come on, Detective Brown, For old times's sake!..."-Officer Jones begged of me.
I drinked the soup that tasted a bit funny. I fainted as I heard Officer Jones crying out for help. "Man, You don't look so good! I'll fetch the doctor!!... Somebody help us! Somebody call the doctor now! UGH!!..." And then he got knocked out by a couple of bad guys in black suits, and then, he fainted too.
"You were feeling a bit toxic, Detective Brown! And you're a lucky bastard to survive it, Johnny-boy!..."-A mysterious voice in the shadows chuckled to me.
"Don't remind me!... So, where am I now?!..."-I wondered.
"I oughtta let the shit-soup kill you again right now!! And, then, let your own ass haunt a stupid mansion filled with ghouling-blasted-dumb-ghosts, you stupid ass-hole!!..."-That was my old former partner in training-Detective George Blackbeard talking.
"What am I looking at here?!..."-I wondered as my former partner in training handed me a case-file to browse at.
"You got lucky, you filthy bastard! You're lucky that I didn't kill ya this time for it!..."-He told me, as he frowned. "You're dying!..."
"I'm what?! Do you have a cure for it?!..."-I wondered as I gasped in fright.
"I can't, but, I know somebody who can help ya for it! Do you know my wife's friend, she's known as Ms.Grouchy-pants, but, if you were smarter, you would call her 'my ex-girlfriend's boss!...' And she don't wanna mess around with idiots like you!... Her name is Fiona! And She can help you find what you're looking for, Detective John Brown!... Hahaha!..."-He told me as he laughed like an idiot by himself. But, he wasn't wrong. I did need the help that I seeked for it. And I was running out of time.
"Um, Thank you for your time, George, but, I gotta go!..."-I replied, as I smiled and gave him a wink before I left outside the doors.
"If you see Jargonot's mom again, Tell her I said hi and give her my best regards!..."-George cried out to me, as I walked out the doors of his home, and left in a taxi that would take me back into the bar of the Slaughtered Moose Inn, where I found that what I was looking for, and there were a couple of guys both dead at the scene surrounded by cops and detectives looking into the murderous bloody horrors from within it.
(TO BE CONTINUED!...)
