Chapter 1
Written by Matthew Sinn A.K.A. Sinbad the Mountain
I remember it all too well. For I 39 year old Homer Simpson was driving myself to Krusty Burger to grab myself a nice big tasty juicy burger within my wonderful hometown of Springfield. Which was going well until my eyes saw something I didn't expect at all. An it wasn't a long lineup. But in fact the Krusty Burger sealed off by police tape. With the Springfield police having the placed closed an were also asking the employees some questions. Which confuse me while also feeling sad as I parked close by before getting out to ask Chief Wiggums standing near the front doorway. What's going on? Turning his attention towards me he began speaking with a sad expression on his face. To answer your question Mr. Simpson. It seems somebody dress like a wrestler wearing red tights with a small hand mirror robbed the Krusty Burger. Who called himself Glamorous Abe. Hearing this I felt something scratching inside my head. Who wasn't sure if it was a bug that in there again or something else.
As I stood there still listening to him speak. Who not only stole all the money here. But had also most of the food here too. Which cause me to gasp in shock and fear as I quickly spoke. What kind of madman would do such a horrible thing? With Chief Wiggums replying back. A truly evil one. Which we plan to arrest soon and throw behind bars. Who understood as I left the scene here an then drove myself to Moe's. Where I hope to get myself a beer to help me feel better. Who parked outside an saw another shocking sight. Which was that Moe's Tavern was also sealed off by police tape. With me feeling really bad as I got out and asked a sad Moe with a right black eye an dress in rough clothing standing outside. While also busy sweeping outside. With a confused scared voice. Moe what happened?! Turning his attention away from the ground and onto me he answered my question while looking sad. It was horrible. For someone calling himself Glamorous Abe broke into my bar last night an robbed me. Who I almost got with my shotgun, until he knocked me out before I could get the chance. By stealing my money and also most of my beer too. Plus Barney has mysteriously gone missing too. Who was completely shocked by this horrible news as I replied in anger. First they robbed you and then Krusty Burger. For if I find out this....Glamorous Abe. Robbed my favorite donut place. I'm going to personally find and kick his evil butt.
With Moe replying back in anger. Well I tried to find this Glamorous Abe. But whoever he is, he's good at hiding. Disappointed by this news I left Moe's with an angry expression. As I went home and told my beloved wife Marge wearing her usual light green dress and long blue standing upward hair. About what happened earlier as she was in the middle of washing the dishes within the kitchen sink. Who was surprised by this news an began speaking to me in a shock voice. What kind of evil man steals my burgers and beers? With Marge looking pretty sad an also strangely quiet. Who wasn't sure why. Until getting the terrible thought that Marge was mad at me about something. That or hiding something. But with my dumb brain I didn't know which one. With me asking in a nervous voice. Marge....are you mad at me? For it had something to do with borrowing stupid Flanders new Hammock. He said it was fine as I heard stupid Flanders voice speaking from behind his fence in a loud voice. Say Homer. Have you've scene my new Hammock? Who heard Marge speak. Homer....I know who Glamorous Abe is. Which cause me to gasp in shock.
You know who robbed Moe and Krusty Burger? With her facing me with a nervous voice and expression. Homer.....Glamorous Abe is Grampa. Since he told us he used to be a wrestler back in the 1950's. Which everyone hated back then. That cause me to gasp again before soon replying in a confused angry voice. Why would grandpa rob Moe and the burger place? With Marge replying in a concerned confused voice. I don't know. For it's not like grandpa to rob innocent people. An couldn't have been him. Yet alone steal all that food and beer. For he's just an old man in slippers with a bad back. Who heard me respond back. I know what Moe told me Marge. For he said the robbers name was Glamorous Abe. Who also saw the robber with his own eyes. An need to tell the police. Which was Marge to reply back. We can't Homer, for if we do that. For grandpa will be arrested for a crime which he didn't commit. Which cause me to reply back. An what if your wrong Marge? An grandpa did rob those two places? Marge told me in an angry voice. Look Homer....if you think grandpa robbed those two places. Then let's go to the retirement home and check his place. For he couldn't have gotten far with all that food, beer and money.
Not in the mood to continue arguing with her. We both took a trip down there where we eventually knocked on his door. With me speaking in an angry voice. Grampa, you better open this door. For we need to seriously talk. That's when my grandpa Abraham Simpson answered by himself within his usual slippers, wearing his glasses and began speaking in a grumpy voice. Oh....now you come to visit me. An in a real angry mood might I add. With me now speaking in anger. You can save it for later dad. For I want to know where all the stolen food, beer and money is. That's when he quickly looked confused here an asked in confusion. What are you talking about? That's when Marge stepped in and began speaking. Homer thinks you robbed Moe's Tavern last night and Krusty Burger this afternoon. Looking surprised here he replied back in anger at me. Are you completely crazy?! For I'm just an old man in a retirement home. Who couldn't rob a place if I tried. That's when I replied. Oh....really? Then you wouldn't mind if I search your place. That's when grandpa reply. Fine....search my place. For I've got nothing to hide. Who allowed me to walk in and start looking around. Who surprisingly couldn't see anything odd in here. Not even the tasty smell of raw burger juice. Who was really confused by this as I kept searching around. Yet I couldn't find anything at all.
Which made me scratch the back of my head with my left hand while thinking to myself. Where's all the stolen stuff? who listen to my dad speak in an angry voice. I told you I wasn't a thief. With me still feeling really confused here as the kids Bart and Lisa were told later after school about what happened within the living room. With Lisa looking at me with this sad confused expression to her face while speaking. Firstly, I can't believe you thought grandpa was the robber. Who's a young man. Secondly.....why would grandpa rob Moe? Yet alone injure Moe? Not to mention rob the Krusty Burger? Which he couldn't have done since he's gain, only an old man. Who then listen to Bart speak. Yeah dad. How could you accuse Grandpa? With me standing there and speaking. Look....I know Moe. An he would never lie about who robbed him. Yet alone about someone stealing his beer. Which made Marge speak. While I don't doubt Moe wouldn't lie to you my love. It just couldn't have been grandpa. As we suddenly heard somebody knocking at the front door. Causing me to answer it an sure enough. Came face to face with Chief Wiggums an his two trusted officers.
Which cause me to speak. Chief Wiggums? What are you doing here? Facing me he began speaking with my family listening in to what he had to say. To answer your question Mr. Simpson. We had swung by the retirement home earlier. An had placed your grandpa Abe Simpson under arrest. Which shocked my family as Marge spoke. Oh no....not grandpa. With Chief Wiggums replying back. I'm afraid so Misses Simpson. For we've got video evidence of him committing the robberies to prove it. That will be later shown on the news. Which was still a big shock for them as we later watched the television. While listening to Springfields news man Eddie Brockman speaking. An in todays big evening news. Local retiree Abraham Simpson was arrested, after being caught on security camera robbing not only Krusty Burger. But also Moe's Tavern. Who then showed the footage and couldn't believe our own eyes. For it was my dad as a young man. Which didn't make any sense as Bart spoke in shock while sitting on the family couch. I Kurumba! It's a young Abe Simpson. With Lisa then speaking in a shock and confused voice. Bart's right. For that is grandpa....but how is that possible? With Marge not looking too sure an me either. Since I didn't know how to explain this at all. But one thing was clear. That this was grandpa on camera. But didn't know how to explain his sudden youth. As I later spoke with Marge within the bedroom with her speaking to me with a worried expression. This doesn't make any sense Homer. For how did grandpa suddenly get so....young?
With my laying there beside her on the left side and speaking. How should I know Marge. For this is all new to me as it is to you. Understanding this Marge replied. Well Homer, I'll say this much. Whatever is going on. It's also the weirdest thing I've ever scene in Springfield. I knew what she mean as it was the very next day that we got an unexpected surprise during breakfast. That the telephone on the kitchen wall began to ring. With Marge answering it and speaking. Hello, Marge Simpson speaking. That's when she closely listened to what was being said on the phone. With her quickly looking mad at Bart before asking him. As he was having his usual Krusty brand cereal. Bart, did you inflate a giant soccer ball inside the school? With the boy looking surprised and speaking. No....I didn't. With Marge then replying. Well if it wasn't you Bart. Then who did? This was a very good question as the voice on the phone kept speaking. With Marge listening in and soon getting off the phone before speaking in an angry voice. Well Bart, Principle Skinner said. They apparently found a spray painted message saying Bart did it. Which seem to surprise the boy as I finished my toast and spoke. Well Marge. I'll let you punch the boy, while I go to work. Who then left the house right away. As I eventually reached the Nuclear Power Plant. Where my eyes saw the police parked outside and an angry Mr. Burns standing outside with his male assistant Mr. Smithers. Who didn't know what was going on. As I parked my car and then headed over on foot. With me soon speaking to Officer Loui. What's going on? That's when he explained. It seems Mr. Simpson. That somebody robbed the nuclear power plant last night. An stole three radioactive rods and then left with your co-worker Lenny and Carl. Which was a giant shock for me.
Since I could never see them robbing the nuclear plant. Yet alone why. But one thing was clear....I had the day off. Which cause me to cheer. Woohoo! Who told Marge what happened an was completely surprised by this news. As she looked confused and spoke. I don't understand it. Why would Lenny and Carl steal from the nuclear plant? With me replying back. I've got no idea Marge. For I'm just as surprised as you are. Who was still drinking my beer here while sitting as Marge now spoke. Well I don't know why they would have done this either. But their both going to be in big trouble when they get caught by the police. An speaking of being caught. I hear somebody broke into Revering Love Joys house and made a big mess in there. Hearing this I reply. What could a thief possibly want from there? His train set? When we both heard a knocking at the front door. That's when Marge quickly answered and saw that it was Chief Wiggums. Who faced her with a serious expression and spoke. Marge Simpson, your under arrest. Which caused her to gasp in shock. With me hearing this as I rushed over with my beer and spoke in fear to Chief Wiggums. What do you mean Marge is under arrest? That's when he explained. It would seem that the one who broke into Revering Love Joys home. Was in fact Marge herself. After the priests wife was attacked by her blue hair. Which was still a huge shock for me as I now spoke. Marge....how could you?! With her replying. Homer, it wasn't me. For I would never attack or rob Revering Love Joy. With Chief Wiggums replied. Tell that to the judge. As he quickly hand cuffed her before taking my beloved wife away. With me feeling so sad I couldn't even finish my wonderful tasty beer. Who had to sadly break the horrible news to Bart and Lisa. Along with little Maggie as well. Who were all sad from this horrible news.
With Lisa speaking with a sad expression. I don't understand it. Why would Mom break into someone's home? Yet alone attack Revering Love Joys wife? With me replying back. I don't know why Lisa. But until we find some way to break your mom out of prison. Without alerting the police. All we can do is wait to see what happens. Who all waited for quite some time until my memory suddenly went fuzzy. An the next thing I knew. We were in the car with Marge and grandpa sitting next to me and driving somewhere south of Springfield. Which confused all of us as I began speaking in confusion. What are we doing in the car? An how did you get out of jail Marge? Yet alone you grandpa? Looking just as confused as me Marge spoke. I don't know how homer. For one moment I was all locked up next to Grandpa. The next thing I know we're here in the car with you and the kids. With Lisa now speaking in confusion. I'm just as confused by this as you are Mom. With grandpa now speaking. Well I want to know who's responsible for this, as much as possible. As we began hearing something interesting on the news. This is breaking news. For it seems just over an hour ago. That wanted criminals Lenny an Carl have broken Marge and Abraham Simpson out of the Springfield Police Station. Not only that, but town trouble maker Bart Simpson. Is also wanted for the kidnapping of Barney Gumbo. Which cause Bart to look shock as he spoke. I didn't do that. With us then hearing something just as surprising as everything else. Along with Lisa Simpson who had also robbed two different music stores. Plus Homer Simpson, who was the apparent mastermind of the Nuclear Power Plant robbery.
Who were all shocked by this alarming news as Marge gasped in shock. Lisa....did you rob a music store? Yet alone two of them? With Lisa replying back. No mom. I would never do such a thing. Plus I was just with dad and Bart at the house. Not to mention the fact that I don't know how I even got into the car. With me now speaking in anger. Bart, what did you do with Barney? He replied. Nothing dad. for there's no way I could have dragged Barney somewhere. Without somebody noticing it. Plus I don't know how I got into the car either, man. As grandpa then spoke. Well I don't know how I robbed those two places as well. With Marge looking really worried as she started speaking in fear. Oh my god! We're a family of wanted criminals. Surely being hunted by the police. With me feeling more confused then ever before. But also knew we were in really big trouble as well. With me driving the car and speaking in a nervous voice. Alright....let's all stay calm. An grab us some donuts to help everyone calm down. An try to figure this out. Who heard grandpa speak from the back seat. But I don't like donuts. With me then speaking in a grumpy voice. Well too bad. As I drove us over there and parked outside of the building. Before speaking to Marge. Honey, you stay here with the family. While I grab our donuts. An if the cops show up. Then drive everyone to safety. Which she understood as I quickly went in to grab our donuts by myself right away.
