Bart of War: Holy March

Written by Matthew Sinn A.K.A. Sinbad the Mountain

My name is Bart Simpson and I was competing within the Battle Map video game tournament. With my team re-named the Sword f Friendship. Who was seeking to claim the 500,000.00 dollar cash prize. Until an evil group known as the Fist of Wrath not only tried to kidnap me. But also broke into my home and smashed my computer. Knowing that without it, I couldn't compete within the tournament any more. Which currently threw me into a really terrible spot. As I stood here outside of my family home, completely unsure of what to do here. As my mother spoke to me within sorrow. Bart....I truly wish I could do something to help you. I honestly do. But I sadly don't know how to fix this. With me looking sad while replying back.

I know mom. For there is little that can sadly be done about it. Plus we've got bigger worries to be concern about. Like the fact that The Thief might possibly come to rob us. My mother knew that this was a sad possibility as my little sister Lisa spoke in anger. I can't believe that those mask clowns found our home. Yet alone knew where Bart was keeping his computer. As if somebody told them about where to find us. Which made Chief Wiggum's standing close by to respond back. Are you saying Lisa. That someone told these mask clowns where you'r brother lives and did the whole distraction thing. To try and lure us police away, while they came here to smash the computer. Which made Lisa then speak. No....but now that you say this Chief Wiggum's. I now suspect that this was the case. But also the fact that this Fist of Wrath.

Might have dare I say it. Gotten help from somebody who knows about us. The thought of this was pretty shocking, as our mom Marge to now speak. Who would do such a horrible thing? Which was a very good question. With our neighbour Ned Flanders seeing everything that was going on from his upstairs window while also looking sad and also thinking to himself. My god....what have I done? For it was about six days after the tournament had begun. That Ned Flanders was at Sunday church with his two sons Rod and Todd. Praying from where they sat to god. As they usually would, as their way to show their respects to him. That Ned noticed Rev. Love Joy walking over to him with this sad expression and began speaking. I'm very sorry Ned. To interrupt you'r important prayer to god here. But I must speak to you about an important matter....within private please. Hearing this Ned was surprised here as he ended his prayer before speaking.

With a happy smile on his face. Sure thing Rev. Love Joy. Who then told his two boys to stay where they were as he headed down to Rev. Love Joys office where he sat down from across his desk before speaking. What can this good holly Christian do for you? With Rev. Love Joy telling him. Ned....as you've surely been hearing. This....Fist of Wrath has been causing a great deal of trouble for the church. Not just here, but to many other churches across the U.S.A. here. Who listen to Ned speak. I sadly have and honestly quite troubled by it. For what those mean horrible people are doing is very....very.....wrong. Which made Rev. Love Joy reply. Exactly Ned. Which is why the church is asking for you'r help. Surprised by this Ned curiously respond back. How do I help the church with this problem?

Rev. Love Joy told him. By asking you to join the Battle Map Tournament. In order to stop the spread of their evil influence. But also prevent their message from spreading to any more innocent people. Completely surprised by this Ned Flanders replied back while looking really worried here. Rev. Love Joy, I know the helping the church is important without question. But you're asking me to join and compete within.....a very violent video game. Who then listen to Rev. Love Joy speak. I know what the church is asking here a lot. But I'll be very honest that I.... competed within the tournament. Who was doing well in fighting the Fist of Wrath. Only to sadly get my butt kicked and knocked down hard. Not only that but I strongly believe that....The Thief. Is working for the Fist of Wrath.

Even more surprised by this Ned replied back by asking. What makes you so sure? He told Ned Flanders here. Because after speaking with some fellow priests. I've learned that there been some strange messages being send back and forth. From this small church within Northern Virginia. A strongly believe that one of their former church goers was The Thief. A before you ask, they did tell the police about this. But they sadly found no evidence to prove that he was The Thief. Yet they still believe that it was him. But also need somebody to please....stop them Ned. For the good of the holy church. Which cause Ned to carefully think about this for quite some time. But also praying to god about it. Until he knew that he had to do it. For the good of the church.

Who've decided to go on there and play as The French Army. Who began leading his religious army for many days while also taking lots of enemies while also focusing his efforts on The Fist of Wrath. Which was going really well and was kicking a whole lot of butt. Who was very happy and doing a lot of good for the church. Who was real happy while also being thanked as well....until one night after tucking his two boys into bed. Ned got an email and it wasn't the friendly kind. As he noticed it and began reading it.

Dear Flanders

We know who you are, but also what you've been doing to the church. Who is honestly warning you as well. That if you don't back down and leave our group be. Then we'll make you pay like you can't imagine.

Sign: Fist of Wrath

With Ned troubled by this threatening message.

While also knowing that he's got to try and figure out a really good plan. One which will assure the downfall of the Fist of Wrath. By leading his religious army towards one of their video game fortress. Which he boldly decided to lay siege too. Which would be called the Siege of Holy Fire. With him having his trebuchets begin firing lots of flaming rocks. Crushing while also burning lots of the enemy archers. But also those of the foot soldiers behind the walls. Causing many more of them to fall where they stood. While also having his battering ram begin moving in with rooftop to help stop the enemy arrows from striking his soldiers pushing the siege weapon into position. Before having it begin bashing the front gate as hard as they could.

Striking it a couple of times as boiling oil was poured onto the wooden rooftop before the oil was set on fire. Causing the battering ram to begin burning where it stood. With Ned Flanders seeing this as his trebuchets were still firing and also having his archers firing as well. Causing more enemy soldiers to begin falling while also sending in the siege ladders. With his character charging in while dress within plate armour. While armed with a mace and shield, who soon began climbing upward. Until reaching the top of the stone wall. Where he quickly began bashing them with his mace. Smashing heads open while also tearing a few of their faces open while also using his shield to block enemy arrows. Plus some crossbow shots too. Who kept moving with his French soldiers rushing over to help. As they boldly began moving towards the stone staircase close by. Killing lots of the enemy soldiers over there and moving downward.

As they kept moving while still bashing heads open and also using his shield to bash their faces too. But also knew the shield he was carrying wasn't going to hold out for long. As he quickly threw it towards one of the crossbowmen close by. Smacking them within the face a wounding them horribly. As he kept smashing his way through the enemy while also grabbing a sword dropped by one of his soldiers. Used to start blocking a few sword strikes while also slashing some necks. Spraying much blood and doing really well with the whole killing for the holly lord. Who was also looking for the enemies leader. Who was hiding out here somewhere with Ned growing annoyed while asking himself. Now where could that enemy leader possibly be? When he noticed the only crossbowman standing near the entryway of the fortress towards the far right. Causing Ned to quickly dodge one of their crossbow bolt shots.