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Hitchhiker abridged

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Summary

This is a parody of the novel Hitchhiker I wrote in 2024

Genre
Humor,Horror
Author
Yash
Status
6mo ago
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

Chapter 1

Narrator:(in typical deep voice): it was a cold and quiet night as a middle aged man stumbles out of the bar...

Man: I'm so fucking high right now!!

Narrator: the man sat in his car and drove away unaware of the dangers he will soon face...

(The man switches on the radio)

Host: hello people!! my name is raj and you are listen- (turns off the radio)

Man: who even listens to radio in 2024?! Do better author!

Yash: fuck you side character!

Narrator: as the man countinues to travel on the deserted road, he receives a phone call from his worried wife...

Worried wife: where the hell are you stupid bastard?!

Side character: I don't know...on the road?

Worried wife: whatever! try to not give a ride to any stranger okay?

Stupid bastard: yeah! I will never do that, isn't that right you suspicious looking man in a hat and coat sitting in my back seat?

Suspicious man:sup!

Narrator: and so the dumbass man gets pegged by the mysterious man in a hat and coat..

Yash: haha!

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