A Hollywood Tale

A Hollywood Tale

A Hollywood Tale

A wish upon Hollywood’ A Hollywood tale just not how you would imagine it but in a way only a Hollywood insider could ever imagine it.

As Taylor stood there out on his balcony looking out across the city’s landscape looking for his first real big scoop. Trying to forget about his other job at the burger shack as looked for that one story that would shine Hollywood’s light upon him just as the light from a flashlight hit him right in the face. A light coming from some kids window in the building right next to his. a kid that belonged to Bob

But remember kids Bob is always smiling at Bobs burger shack

But it wasn’t just any light, no! But a light from a flashlight that had a Batman symbol on it, while his dad Bob had a flashlight just like it. Its light just didn’t have the same feel to it, But it always left Bob just a smiling away down at his burger shack. As Taylor yelled back at the kid saying

“Hey kid nock it off I’m trying to get my thoughts together that I might just happen upon a big story. As Taylor then once again looked to the nights sky looking at the stars right above him.

But as tales in L.A go this tale literally turns a wish upon a star into a wish that leaves your ass just fucked at every turn. But as that night would have it somewhere along the Hollywood walk of fame. A star was listening, listening from beyond from where?

Just as Taylor looked to the Hollywood hills looking to a house that so happened to be looking right back at him. For inside the house was a Hollywood exec, a Hollywood exec named Dakota, a 33 year old who still loved to dress up as a vampire. Looking for any scooper out there that she could just suck the life right out from their scoop.

Looking through her telescope looking for her next victim with her outlook being

“If you come in here looking to stake me! Then your ass better be a swinging that hammer as you pound that stake right in me. Or you’ll be licking bobs ass at the burger shack”

Hey even vampire exces need to feel that sharp ass stake driven right into them from time to time

As she looked over to her couch looking to a nude ass SOB that thought he just slid right up into her ever loving shiny ass. The same ass that has left a many either crying or begging thinking that could be the next big thing. As she looked over his nude ass saying

“Have fun flipping them burgers at down at the shack”

As she then had an idea, how about we try out something new on our little scooper here shall we. How about we give him a taste of A.I as she looked through the decades of the actors who once upon a time shined bright in Hollywood. A star who was going to soon be a spotlight in Taylor’s life

But as Taylor would soon make a wish a certain Hollywood exec was already getting suited up to take his ass for ride that he would soon not forget.

But have you ever wondered if one could really make a wish upon a star or even what would happen. And what would even be the outcome if one did, well for Taylor’ He was about to find out this night what would happen if he actually made a wish tonight.

Only thing was, It just happened to be a star once upon a time in Hollywood, a star that once shined bright walking the walk of fame. But now sets up in the clouds

looking for any two bitt small town newspaper reporter. Who thinks that can just waltz into this town and just grab onto a juicy story thinking that they just got lucky with a hot scoop.

Only to find out they just got left high and dry from a professional nut cracker wearing a black dress as she as she sucks whatever life out they had left. As they watch their careers go up in flames as she laughs and says

“But just remember that oh Bob is just a smiling away down at the burger shack looking for fresh faces to patty his ass.”

But as Taylor stood there looking up to a star that just didn’t have a shit two shits to give about insiders looking for on set leaks

For standing there on the balcony of his apartment over looking downtown L.A as he stood there looking up into the nights sky. Taylor’ a 33 year old brown eyed, dark haired guy, just standing there thinking to himself? Have you ever thought? that maybe, just maybe you had found the perfect scoop. His first hollywood scoop

Just then as he suddenly hears a voice in the night, saying to him

“Nah! Not in this town buddy! Your ass only thinks that you may have found the perfect scoop. Just only to look over to the window of a balcony right across from him only to see Johnny boy. Holding up a piece of paper laughing his ass off at you while wiping away his ass with his shiny new found scoop.

As Taylor then looked around to see where the voice had come from. As he then saw a person standing on the balcony over from him, just as the person said to him

“Don’t you look at you me mother fucker I didn’t say a thing to you!”

Leaving Taylor to thinking! “Okay”! Now I’m hearing voices, Now where was I, Oh yeah’ Knowing that he was different from all of the rest of the scoopers in town.

Just then as Taylor’ once again heard the voice again saying to him

“Hey dumbass! Up here!”

Just as Taylor then looked up

“Yeah you! I don’t see anyone else standing out here talking on rambling about some girl’s ass! Oh I mean the scoop that you didn’t get. Either way what’s the difference, your ass didn’t get anything tonight. Cause Everyone else is either fucking one! Or have been fucked by one! Take your pick!

“So I going to tell you this right now! Don’t you even think about making no dam wish tonight! I ain’t in no dam mood!”

With Taylor’ now really confused as he began to think about his perfect girl or his perfect scoop once more. Same difference

But Man this star just didn’t give a dam nor did did anyone one in that town that night. For nobody just was not having any of it tonight shouting back at me saying

“Look! I don’t think you heard me right the first time! I ain’t in no dam mood for any of your nonsense wishes about someone fucking you over tonight”

Just as another neighbor then shouted out

“Will the both of you shut the fuck up!”

As the star in the sky then shouted back

“Excuse me! Don’t you tell me to shut the fuck up! How about you shut that fat ass of yours up”

Leaving Taylor even more baffled than ever with him now shouting out

“For crying out loud! I was thinking to myself for Gods sake!” With him once again looking over to the person at the balcony over from him. With the person still laughing his ass off at him as he said

“Hey loser look here at who got some tonight! That is a hot juicy scoop that is”

As Jeff and Johnny boy was just grinning from ear to ear as they were rubbing their new found scoop on his? As the star in the nights sky said

“Hey just remember that Bob is always smiling down at the burger shack”

As Bob just smiles away as looked out the window with his flashlight in hand feeling its inside thinking

“Dam they must have sent me a double DD size one” As he just smiled away

As we now find a Catholic Priest just the next window down as he then started shouting out

“Will all of you please be quiet! I’m trying to pray here!”

As the woman over from him then shouted back to him saying

“Oh please in this town the only ones on their knees are the ones down at the”

As Bob just smiled away

As the Catholic Priest then shouted back

“For crying out loud I’m trying to pray in peace and quiet over here”

With another woman then shouting out

“Oh please pray for me I got something tearing me up inside” Leaving the Catholic Priest shouting back

“I pray that what ever Devil is in you comes out of you right now!”

As a man that was dressed up as a Devil a Hollywood exec, just right next door with his hands already full of a hot girls ass. Saying

“I’m already inside someone else at the moment”

But hey remember kids Bob is always smiling down at the burger shack

With Taylor then shouting

“Oh my God people I was only thinking to myself here!”

With the star in the nights sky now shouting back

“Yeah, Thinking about that ass or scoop that you ain’t getting tonight same difference”Laughing into the nights sky

With Taylor now getting more agitated just trying to think About his perfect scoop that was somewhere’s out there. Just like a the perfect girl that he knew that was just to dam hot in every way. That just wasn’t in his hands tonight

Just then as the star in the sky then shouted down to Taylor’ saying

“Look! I’m getting sick and dam tired of you thinking about your perfect little scoop that you so badly want tonight. With its perfect little hot leaks

“Oh yeah! Like I haven’t heard that one before From this town How about you just go down to the street corner and spare me your crying. Oh boohoo! Maybe you just might find a perfect girl with an ass to match. And just maybe she have a little juicy juice on this town

“Yeah! As if that hasn’t also been said a million times before I swear guys like you kill me, Oh this is the perfect scoop, Oh this is it, it’s one of a kind! I swear! Just say it already! Just like a girl She has got a great fucking Ass! Just To hot to handle with all of its juicy little leaks. There I said it for you!” Now if you could be so nice! And fuck off! Taylor!with the star laughing down from the nights sky at him

Just then as the star once again spoke up saying

“Okay! I get it you thought that you had the perfect scoop tonight but as you saw Johnny boy had already got a hold of something hot. Something that you just don’t have, But I tell you what I might just give you a wish tonight if you wish that is. How about that!” Just as Taylor’ then suddenly realized that a star in the sky had been talking to him. As the star then said

“Well it’s about fucking time!”

“Yeah! I might just grant your wish tonight I’m gonna send you something alright tonight got it. That is if some other scoopers don’t get it first that is. But I’m gonna tell you right now that this is gonna be a real pain in your ass!”

Oh but wait! It gets better! She’s A real Vampire! Someone who works with the trades, Oh that’s right! But you best be careful that She ain’t gonna suck your life away! Not your life! Cause you sure as hell don’t have one! As the star in the sky was laughing even harder now!

“Oh I’m sorry Taylor I apologize for saying that Not really but she isn’t going to just suck you dry. She is going to leave you hung High and dry. Leaving you begging for some hot gossip at the end of the street. I hear that some of them were great scoopers back in the day who works at Bobs burger shack now

And as if the star didn’t have anything else to say to Taylor

“Oh and by the way her name is Dakota a feisty, little blonde haired blue eyed girl and she is gonna be a real pain in your ass. Just ask Jeff your neighbor, And I promise you that! she is going to give your ass a real good riding tonight. As the star then laughed on into the night.

“Okay then when should I expect this so called girl to show up or is this just wishing thinking or are you just blowing star dust up my ass.”

Just then as a vampire a former exec that is, a biker with spiky with white hair then showed up Oh and by the way his name is David. Usually wearing a jacket with words ‘Lost Boys’ on it, he bought it at Bobs burger shack. Pulling upon on a Harley Davidson handing Taylor a note with an address on it. Just as he then looked to me saying

“How far are you willing to go for that juicy little scoop?” Laughing as he then drove away

Leaving Taylor to question? is this even for real? With the star then replying back to him saying

“Well there is always Bobs burger shack”

Okay, So I guess I will check this out then I mean what harm could it do after all”

Picturing a blonde haired blue eyed girl dressed all in black standing there with a whip motioning to me. Holding up every little leak from every movie set Saying to him

“Come and get it! It’s hot! And juicy and just waiting for you to write it up”

Just as he imagined he was behind the counter down at Bobs burger shack as big momma was shouting at him saying

“Now your ass better be writing that order up right or someone’s ass is going to be feeling something alright”

As Bob just smiled away

As the Devil right next door then spoke up saying

“Dam! There is always so much ass banging going on in this town”

With Taylor’s mind now made up he was going to do it he was going to wish upon a that star tonight

Just then as the Devil then said

“You do it! You wish for that perfect ass I mean scoop tonight!” But Just remember it may not be a perfect ass I mean scoop. But hey as long as it’s juicy and hot, either way you know that feeling when you explode on the inside feeling that warm fresh feeling of yeah. You do it “

Picturing Dakota standing there all hot and ready to dish out her hot and juicy scoop

With Taylor’ then saying

“Okay! Let’s do this! Tonight I wish upon this star for this town to show me its secrets tonight”

Just then as the star in the nights sky laughed out saying

“As you wish!” Laughing off into the night

But remember Bob is always smiling down at the burger shack

As he then saw Dakota in his mind all dressed up as a Hollywood exec bending over to him blowing him a kiss saying come and get it. It’s hot as hot can get

Just as big momma down at the burger shack yelled out

“Your ass better be getting that food done or what”

Leaving Taylor to thinking man this better not be a put on, now finding himself arriving at the address stated. Looking around at what was just an old abandoned building. But in L.A a building is a building But before he knew it Like the star had told him a blonde haired blue eyed girl all dressed to kill just like a Hollywood exec suddenly appeared.

Standing there sliding her hands up the side of her body just as she said to him

“Come and get it it’s all the hottest scoops I’m waiting just waiting to show you this dam town inside and out tonight. I promise!

As Taylor then made his horny ass over to her saying to her

“Oh I’m here! Oh my God I’m here! Just give me the dam scoop already”

Just as Dakota gave him an evil little smile saying to him

“First things first Strip! If you want this”

“Now I ain’t asking you twice!”

Oh yeah Something tells me that I’m going to love this town As Taylor was now stripping his clothes off just fast as he could Thinking to himself, Man this is going to be a night that I not going to soon forget. Just as a former scooper looked to him saying

“Oh you got that right”

Just as he heard a laugh coming from the nights sky

“Oh yeah! I guarantee that you ain’t going to forget this night!”

As Dakota’ then walked over to him placing her hands on the side of face saying to him

And as I promised I am going to show you this dam town tonight as you have never seen it before.

Slowly sliding her hand all the way down to his midsection. Saying to him

“Do you like that? Does it feel good.

Just as big momma down at the burger shack was yelling

“ I’m telling you what if those patties are burning your ass is going to be feeling something alright “

As Taylor was thinking yeah the one scoop that is going to get me out from that dam burger shack

Just then as Dakota then said to him

“Oh I promise that is going to take you to new heights here in this town”

Just then as she then firmly grabbed a hold off his balls as the star in the sky sure as Hell was now Laughing his ass off at him

Not only the star in the sky heard his screams But a former scooper from a mile away was saying

“Dam! That bitch just got someone else’s balls tonight”

But just remember kids that Bob is always smiling down at the burger shack

As Dakota’ then just looked to Taylor’ smiling as she then said to him

“When you make a wish upon a star you dam well better be careful of which star it is. Pointing down to the Hollywood walk of fame. Laughing her ass off at him

As Dakota’ then said to Taylor’

“Oh! And one last thing!”

“I’m going to make it interesting I will give you till sunrise to find me. And you shall have your Scoop and a good scoop it will be. But I warn you other scoopers will be also gunning for it as well”

And with that Dakota’ was gone into the L.A night on the back of the Harley with David’

Leaving Taylor there on his knees in pain asking

“What the Hell just happened!”

As the star in the nights sky then shouted down to him saying

“Well that’s Hollywood for you, was this not what you wished for? For a girl to give you a good scoop tonight. Oh and by the way I just made that shit up about her being a Vampire! But hey she is an exec. But hey what else would you call a Hollywood exec”

“Oh, And one last thing before you go off on your little adventure tonight don’t look but your little red truck is being towed!” As the star then laughed into the night

Leaving Taylor’ there naked for all to see just as another scooper rode by him yelling at him saying

“I see someone got their patties burnt! But hey oh Bob will always be a smiling”

As he see that his truck was being towed by two brothers who went by the frog brothers two brothers who repo stories from other scoopers now Yelling at him saying

“Hey you can always just bark at the moon! Who knows! Maybe some old former exec may answer” As they then drove off with his truck

Just as he pictured big momma down at The burger shack barking orders to him saying

“Taylor! Someone’s ass is going to be on the line here if those patties aren’t frying”

Just as Jeff and Johnny boy drove by him saying

“Hey it looks like someone just got their ass grilled”

Leaving Taylor there nude and without his truck Throwing his hands up into the nights sky yelling

“Oh come on what in the actual fuck!”

With Taylor now making his way back to his apartment complex making his way to the Catholic Priest apartment. Thinking on how in the Hell was he going to explain this

Pounding on his door with the Priest finally answering with him saying

“Now who in the Hell could this be Jesus! Holy Hell! I’m guessing that you would like to confuse your sins my son!”

With Taylor replying back saying

“No not really But look I need your help a girl a Hollywood exec promised me something great tonight And I need your help!”

Leaving the Priest just to stand there in shock saying to him

“Well son a lot of execs in this town do that”

Just then as another neighbor opened up her door shouting

“What in the Hell is going on out here”

Oh and by the way her name is Alice’ a green eyed dark hair sparkly girl

Leaving her standing there looking wide eyed at a very much nude Taylor’ and a Priest still in shock himself.

Leaving Alice to ask

“Do I even want to know or do I care to know in this town”

With Taylor’ throwing up is hands saying

“Look I can explain this but I sorta need someone’s help”

With Alice now looking to him saying

“Yes you do!”

With Taylor replying back

“Look I need help finding a Hollywood exec”

Leaving Alice just to look at him saying

“And what the fuck do you want me to do about that”

With Taylor then saying to her

“ I need help finding her she promised something great tonight”

Leaving Alice just staring at him saying

“And what actual fuck do you want me to do? Am I supposed to somehow look into the future and see this so called girl. I don’t think so!” But please leaving and taking your nude ass somewhere else”

Just then as the guy dressed as the Devil walked by looking at Alice’ saying

“Oh the one girl that can sparkle up my life in this dead ass town Please tell me that you want to bite me all over”

With Alice just looking at him saying

“Excuse me! But do I look like some scooper standing on the street corner”

With The Devil then saying to Alice’

“Hey you know that you this dam town can make anyone’s ass shine especially that shiny ass of yours on me anytime!”

With him now then looking to Taylor saying to him

“Don’t your hairy ass even think off biting me I ain’t baying at the moon in this here town. I got other full moons I need to howl at” As he then took notice of the Priest

“Well what do we have here? Someone confessing their sins? Or a little knotty bestiality here? Hell In this town I can believe it”

With Taylor’ now just shaking his head at him saying

“I’m looking for a Hollywood exec who promised me something tonight”

As the guy dressed up as the Devil then said to him

“It’s okay That shit sorta happens in this here town” Shaking his head laughing at him

With Taylor replying back

“Look this is my livelihood here we talking about

With the Devil then saying

“Damn Son you at Bobs burgers what else you want”

Just as he imagined big momma down at Bobs burgers yelling at him saying

“Now look here Taylor that shit isn’t going to cook it’s self now get you ass to patting them patties”

As the man dressed up as the Devil then looked to Alice saying

“Oh you have got some nice looking Patties there”

With Alice’ then looking to Taylor’ asking him

“Look! I can’t believe that I am going to say this Oh my God I really can’t believe I’m going to even say this But I will help you find this so called girl tonight”

With the Priest then looking to Taylor’ also saying

“What can I say How can I turn down a man trying to find his place in this world Especially in this town but first. For Gods sake Please put some clothes before they think that we are making another kind of movie here”

Now with that as we now find Alice’ Taylor’ and the Priest’ all getting into Alice’s’ Volkswagen Beetle. Heading into what the night has to bring them.

Just then as the guy dressed as the Devil decided that he wasn’t going to left out this. Trying his dam-best! To get in an already packed car. With Alice’ just throwing up her hands saying

“Great! We have God! the Devil! A guy who just lost his livelihood and the worst of all! I can’t I believe I’m even fucking going along with this! I mean where in the Hell do we even know where to look!”

With Taylor responding back

“Look if I knew then I could tell! Just try to think where she could be!”

With Alice’ then responding

“Where? It’s like you think I can see the future or some shit!”

With Devil then responding to Alice’

“You don’t happen to see me inside of you? anytime soon do you”

Leaving Alice’ just dead staring at him saying

“Look If you ain’t going to be of any use then get out”

With the Devil responding back

“I’m not even in you it! But I will be happy to get out of you once I’m finished!”

Just as Taylor then spoke up saying

“Look If you guys can just help me get my truck back then I can do this alone”

With the Priest then asking Taylor’

“so where do you think that your truck could possibly be located at”

Leaving Taylor still disgusted over what had happened then told him

“All I know is that a tow truck with the name the

Frog Brothers on it took it!”

As the Priest the said

“The Frog Brothers huh, Yeah I know a thing or two about them they have a sign outside of the shop that says ‘Vampire Hunters’ but in reality they are just some scoopers repoing any story that they can find wherever they can get a scoop. Okay so we have a starting point! So I guess off we go then”

Just then as Jeff and Johnny boy then pulled up next to them saying

“Hey Taylor we just got word on a great story but you can read all about it down at Bobs burger shack”

As the was now on their way having made their way to the location having said a whole lot of colorful words to each! In a car literally with no room in it

With Taylor looking to Alice’ and the Priest’ telling them to watch out for anything! Anything at all! Leaving the Devil’ to wonder! And wonder he did! Walking up to window of a half nude girl standing there. As they were filming a porn with some very hot actresses that did not want anyone to see that. Behind the scenes shit

Just then as Dakota and David then suddenly pulled up next to Taylor with David’ then looking to Taylor asking him

“How far are you willing to go just remember that. Oh Bob is always smiling down at the burger shack”

As Dakota just then as she held up a hot scoop Laughing as she then said to him

“0h my, Did you happen to lose something tonight” Laughing as they then rode off into the night

Just as Bob’s kid once again appeared shining that dam Batman flashlight into Taylor’s eyes

Leaving Taylor now desperate to find a good scoop somewhere in this dam town with nothing to lose as he pictured big momma down at the burger shack yelling at him saying

“Taylor your ass better be patting out them burgers or someone’s ass his going to be burning

Just then as a very upset granny a former Hollywood Exec herself with a shotgun was standing there pointing it to the Devil’ saying to him

“You Son Of A Bitch! I’m going to feel everyone of your asses with some lead”

as he then started running to the car along with the Priest and Alice with them soon taking off after Taylor’! But lo and behold. The Frog Brothers was having none of it following close behind them. Howling into the night Saying

“Looks like a couple of vampires to me Being chased by their dog Doesn’t matter I had a shit load of dirt on some people in that truck!”

But let’s not forget about granny getting into her own car shot gun and all. Following the chase Yelling out the window

“You Son Of A Bitch! I’m going to send your ass straight back to Hell! Tonight!”

With Alice’ now shouting to the Priest’

“What in the hell I thought that we were already in hell in this town”

Just then as the Priest’ said

“As God is my witness I’m going to help this boy get his scoop tonight”

Just as the Devil’ then spoke up

“Hey I’m just looking to not going to Hell tonight”

With everyone now in a chase with each other racing down the road and into the night. It just so happened that deputy Billy unfortunately picked the wrong time to enjoy his footlong hotdog. He should of just went down to Bobs burger shack instead For when one looks up to see a Harley Davidson being chased by a red pickup, followed up by a tow truck of two brothers howling into the night. And a car with a Devil! Hanging halfway out of car mooning a very much pissed off granny Leaving deputy Billy saying

“Oh I can’t wait to hear this one”

With Alice now yelling at the Devil Saying to him

“If you are done blowing wind out of your ass we need to find a way out of this”

Just as Jeff and Johnny boy then pulled up next to Taylor’s truck with Jeff’s ass half hanging out the window as they yelled

“Hey Taylor here is you a good scoop!”

Just as they all passed by big momma on her way to the burger shack as she just looked to them and Taylor saying

“I tell what Taylor if your ass isn’t patting out those burgers in the morning your ass is going to be hung out to dry”

But remember oh Bob is always smiling down at the burger shack

Just then as the Priest then noticed a church up ahead telling Alice’ to pull in. A church by the way was well into its service. With the Devil then looking to Alice saying

“You sure that you want to go in there I mean your ass might just light that place up, but hey you can shine your ass me anytime”

With Alice’ then flipping him off Saying back to him

“Hunny in this town I’m sure that you would fit just right in”

Just as the Preacher was saying

“People, I’m telling you right now at any moment you may find the Devil Knocking at your door so let’s all just get up and shake for Jesus”

Just then as Alice Taylor and the Priest and the Devil busted through the church doors with the Devil coming in first saying

“I’m here!”

Leaving everyone stunned including the Preacher just the Preacher then said

“Wherever the Devil is trouble is soon to follow

Just then as a Gun tooting granny just happened to burst through the door along with a couple of her girls from her porn shoot saying

“Say your prayers Devil it’s a shake down here and I’m sending your ass straight to hell”

Just as an old guy then stood up and yelled hell yeah now that’s what I call holy rolling

As the preacher then looked to the girls and yelled

“Praise you Jesus”

With another granny then standing up shaking her ass saying

“Now that’s what I call a good o’l hoe down”

“Let’s all shake for god”

As the Devil then looked to her saying

“Nah I’m good”

With Alice’ the Priest and the Devil, now quickly making their way out the churches door. While being pursed by not only one angry granny with a shotgun. And hot granny hot trot her ass tonight! But the rest of the church as well all saying

“Send them to Hell! with Devil’ now shouting to the Priest’ saying

“Dam! No one in this town remembers my ass

Just as one old granny then yelled out saying to him

“Oh I member you, care to shake it up with me”

With the Priest then yelling back saying

“I tell you what them baptist really know how to get down”

Just then as Deputy Billy suddenly pulled up with the Baptists scattering into the night! With angry granny yelling out

“You just wait you Son Of A Bitch! I will get you yet” before taking off herself

Leaving the Deputy there with you guessed it! With him asking

“Oh I can’t wait to hear this! Now what in the holy Hell is going on here!”

With the Devil’ then speaking up saying

“Go ahead sparkles tell him what’s going on!”

With the deputy then saying

Look! I don’t care who speaks first! But I’m standing here looking at someone in a Devils costume! A Priest! And a girl who you keep calling sparkles!

With the Priest now speaking up saying

“Look! And just exactly where do you think you are? This is L.A buddy”

Just then as the Devil then said

“I don’t think he’s really going for it!

Leaving the Deputy just looking at him saying

“Let me get this right! You three are looking for a Hollywood exec who took a boys innocence tonight!

With the Devil then saying

“Yeah! I’m still trying to figure this one out myself”

With the Deputy now saying

“What! Okay, A girl that stole someone’s innocence tonight! is on a motorcycle with a guy who looks like a vampire! Okay! Let me get this straight! You want me to believe that a girl and a guy who look like vampires are on the run after taking someone virginity!

With Devil then looking over to Alice’ saying

“Look Sparkles! How about helping me out here!” Charm him! Shine your ass on him or something!

Leaving Alice’ throwing up her hands to him, just giving him a dead stare!

Just as the Priest’ then looked to the Devil and said

“I can’t believe I’m about to this! But I hope that the girl angels down there sparkle just as bright! Cause I may not make it in after this’

With the Priest’ quickly grabbing Deputy Billy’ with Devil’ soon to follow hand cuffing him to his car. As the Priest’ then said to Billy’

“Son! I’m sorry! But there is a boy out there who lost his scoop to a girl tonight and he needs us.”

With the three of them quickly getting back into the car making their way down the road. Leaving Billy’ there radioing dispatch saying

“Officers needed! I have a Devil! A Priest! And a girl who apparently sparkles on the run here looking for a girl who took someone’s innocence tonight!”

As the dispatcher then said

“Welcome to L.A buddy”

But wouldn’t you know it! But certain shotgun granny was now back in the chase with everyone heading to same location.

With the Devil’ saying

“I can’t believe this! But I just can’t get this granny off my ass!”

As Alice’ then looked to him saying

“Well! She just wants to polish your ass nice and shiny!”

Making their way back as they then spotted Taylor’s truck along with the frog boys!

Quickly getting out the car making their way over to him.

Where a group of Girl Scouts was selling cookies. Along with members of the Baptist church from earlier was with them.

With one of them suddenly shouting

“It’s the Devil! Get him!”

With all the Girl Scouts now kicking and screaming at him!

Just as shotgun granny then pulled up right behind them. Getting out of her shotgun and all yelling

“Say your prayers Devil!”

Just as officer Billy then pulled up getting out of his car followed up by other officers. Telling everyone to freeze. Just as Deputy Billy’ then noticed the Frog Brothers’ along with their shotgun granny.

Bringing an end to their scooper business days, knowing that he had the catch of a lifetime not really. For a week later they where working just down the road. letting everyone else go!

With all four now back together with the Priest’ then asking Taylor’ where the girl had gone to. With him pointing to a club across the street.

Just the Devil’ then said

“The children of the night club huh! We must be cautious in there, it’s where all the other scoopers and sparklers tend to hang out looking for scoops”

With the four of them now making their way into the club Just as Dakota’ was setting there along with David. Yelled out to Taylor holding up a locket. saying to him

“Oh Taylor’ looking for this! With the four of them making their way over to them. But as the Devil was going to be the Devil! Walked up to David saying to him

“ Whoa! Now there is a Vampire! A real blood sucker a Hollywood exec I mean As he then turned to Dakota saying

“And you! My little sweet You can definitely suck the life out of me anytime with that shiny ass of yours

As Taylor then looked to Dakota saying

“Give me back my scoop now”

With Dakota’ smiling as she then looked to David’ then looking back to Taylor’ throwing him the scoop saying to him

“Relax hunny! I promise you it’s very hot scoop”

As Taylor’ then heard laughing from the sky above as the star then said

“Well you got your wish didn’t you! A sweet little angel I mean devil just took your ass for a ride tonight. Well maybe not so sweet! But hey that’s Hollywood For you” Laughing his ass off into the nights sky

As everyone then mingled with each other except for Taylor as he looked over to big momma as she said to him

“I’m telling you what if them patties ate patted out then it’s your ass that’s going to be a frying”

But the story doesn’t end there oh no this is Hollywood

But as the story goes that he’ got his little wish His little scoop For that little angel named Dakota’ yeah the one with that shiny fucking ass!

Well she sure fucked his ass over as the story goes that he looked on line only to see that

Jeff Sneider had also gotten the same scoop that night the story that everyone has been looking for. As the same kid was once again shining that same dam flashlight at Taylor once again looked to the sky looking for that same dam star.

Now remember that Bob is always smiling down at the burger shack as his dam kid walked in shining that Batman flashlight at Taylor just as Bob then looked and said

“Son don’t worry them patties are always going need patted out here at the burger shack”

As the guy that was dressed in the devils outfit now had his hands now full looked into the camera saying

“Well at least Bob isn’t smiling at me down at Bobs burger shack”

Just as the old lady who was hot to trot then looked up saying

“Oh but I am, now I want to feel that fire in my ass”

While elsewhere’s along the Hollywood walk a fame a figure suddenly appeared walking once again up under the Hollywood lights. As they looked up to the stars above them as they said

“A shining star I once was in this town” As they looked around before walking to a nearby hamburger shack. Making their way inside just as Taylor turned around and to his amazement to how much they looked exactly like a very famous Hollywood star.

As the star then looked to Taylor handing him a gift as they then gave him a smile that brightened his day. Just as the star then made their way out the door as Taylor was still in amazement of both who he just couldn’t believe it could have been them.

And to what he just got handed as he looked to the sky and said

“I can’t fucking believe this! They are never going to believe who is in Batman”

Just as the star then looked back to Taylor and said

“A.l may look like me but it can never replace me your wish is granted”

As the star suddenly disappeared and Taylor never worked at Bobs burgers again